Quotes About Zaphod Beeblebrox

#1. Zaphod Beeblebrox crawled bravely along a tunnel, like the hell of a guy he was. He was very confused, but he continued crawling doggedly anyway because he was that brave.

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#2. Only six people in the Galaxy knew that the job of the Galactic President was not to wield power but to attract attention away from it. Zaphod Beeblebrox was amazingly good at his job.

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#3. Today was the day; today was the day when they would realize what Zaphod had been up to. Today was what Zaphod Beeblebrox's presidency was all about.

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#4. Only six people in the entire Galaxy understood the principle on which the Galaxy was governed, and they knew that once Zaphod Beeblebrox had announced his intention to run as President it was more or less a fait accompli: he was ideal presidency fodder.*

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#5. Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

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#6. Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terribly bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.

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#7. Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

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#8. What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?

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#9. Do you know that every unbeliever is filled with a demon spirit?

Benny Hinn

#10. Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.

Gordon R. Dickson

#11. If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

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#12. But the internet had changed everything: nobody was forgotten anymore.

Nick Hornby

#13. Hey this is terrific!" Zaphod said. "Someone down there is trying to kill us!

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#14. I worked 10 years as a toy designer before I started my career as a fashion designer. It's something I just fell into and really liked.

Jason Wu

#15. A waste. If I'd been ten years younger, I'd have stolen her meself. That hair she had. Well, the hottest fires burn out quickest. He

George R R Martin

#16. Sovereignty, loyalty, and solitude.

Georges Bataille

#17. Quayle himself was a surprisingly elegant man of sixty winters or more. (One might equally have said "sixty springs" or "sixty summers," but that would have been inaccurate, for Quayle was a man of bare trees and frozen water.)

John Connolly

#18. The point is to face the fears that are going to be thrown at you, face them, and defeat them because the greatest fears are the ones your mind creates. Those are the only fears that can truly have power over you. Don't let them.

Quinn Loftis

#19. The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

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#20. Mr. Beeblebrox, sir,' said the insect in awed wonder, 'you're so weird you should be in movies.;
'Yeah,' said Zaphod patting the thing on a glittering pink wing, 'and you, baby, should be in real life.' The insect paused for a moment

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#21. If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

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#22. All things do help the unhappy man to fall.

John Webster

#23. We happily give up our freedom and our income in exchange for having someone else take responsibility for telling us what to do next.

Seth

#24. His expression is unreadable, but his meaning is clear. With one hand, he points at his feet. His fingers are whiter than I remember.

I do as he says.

I kneel.

Victoria Aveyard

#25. Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.

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#26. When I became too much myself, I had to change my life.

Abby Norman

#27. I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

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#28. Fear is the single most self-defeating emotion in our lives.

Richard Carlson

#29. One of Zaphod's heads looked away. The other turned round to see what the first was looking at, but it wasn't looking at anything very much.

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