Beeblebrox Quotes

#1. Zaphod Beeblebrox crawled bravely along a tunnel, like the hell of a guy he was. He was very confused, but he continued crawling doggedly anyway because he was that brave.

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#2. Only six people in the Galaxy knew that the job of the Galactic President was not to wield power but to attract attention away from it. Zaphod Beeblebrox was amazingly good at his job.

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#3. Mr. Beeblebrox, sir,' said the insect in awed wonder, 'you're so weird you should be in movies.;
'Yeah,' said Zaphod patting the thing on a glittering pink wing, 'and you, baby, should be in real life.' The insect paused for a moment

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#4. Today was the day; today was the day when they would realize what Zaphod had been up to. Today was what Zaphod Beeblebrox's presidency was all about.

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#5. Only six people in the entire Galaxy understood the principle on which the Galaxy was governed, and they knew that once Zaphod Beeblebrox had announced his intention to run as President it was more or less a fait accompli: he was ideal presidency fodder.*

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#6. Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

Eoin Colfer

#7. Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terribly bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.

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#8. Whose the spiritual people pon earth. The Black people. Dem a deal wit God. And God no let dem down.

Bob Marley

#9. Nobody recognizes that a bookstore or library can also be a drowning polar bear. And in this country [US], magazines, newspapers, and bookstores are drowning polar bears. And if people can't see that or don't want to talk about it, I don't understand them at all.

Sherman Alexie

#10. What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?

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#11. I've always been really involved in figuring out who my audience is and how to reach them.

Adam Mansbach

#12. Hey this is terrific!" Zaphod said. "Someone down there is trying to kill us!

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#13. For four days straights, I sit at my typewriter in my bedroom. Twenty of my typed pages, full of slashes and red-circled edits, become thirty-one in thick Strathmore white.

Kathryn Stockett

#14. If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

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#15. You're exactly where you need to be. Don't think you've lost time. Every opportunity you've passed on has brought you to this moment, and every moment is a fresh chance to start again.

Jenna Ushkowitz

#16. Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?

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#17. To look at the issue of life and abortion, actually we're moving in that direction where most Americans oppose most abortions.

Barack Obama

#18. The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

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#19. We are both from the same kind of towns. We both know the sound of swivel-head spray at midnight on a summer lawn. We both know the weak secrets of us.

Sam Lipsyte

#20. No one is born successful, success requires preparation

Sunday Adelaja

#21. If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

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#22. Crystals reveal their hidden structures only when broken.

Sigmund Freud

#23. Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.

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#24. It is the kernel of truth in every story that makes its writing beautiful beyond standards.

Psyche Roxas-Mendoza

#25. I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

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#26. One of Zaphod's heads looked away. The other turned round to see what the first was looking at, but it wasn't looking at anything very much.

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