Quotes About Your Girlfriend Talking To Her Ex

#1. From Shane's Point of View:
Jester talking to Shane:
"What's the matter? You afraid you'd bite your skinny little girlfriend?" Jester laughed. "She's already someone else's, you know. I can smell the bite on her. He's marked her."
Myrnin.
"Shut up," I said, and kicked him in the face.

Rachel Caine

#2. I was in the Vancouver airport, and I was speaking with a young girl. She asked if I was Freddie Prinze Jr., and I said I was. She kind of giggled, and while I was talking with her, her girlfriend ran up and took my sandwich. I did not call out after her ...

Freddie Prinze Jr.

#3. you out here," Ridge said.

Madeline Baker

#4. Excuse is the tool of the incompetent. A monument of nothingness, and those that use it are not wise.

Paul Adefarasin

#5. Are you on your own?"
"No. There are six people staring at me right now wondering who the hell i'm talking to."
shit ... "Really?" I gasp, panicked.
"Yes. Really. My girlfriend," he announces away from the phone.
holy cow! "They probably all thought you were gay, you know.

E.L. James

#6. People are talking about sex. They're talking about sex with their husbands. They're talking about sex with their girlfriends. They're talking about sex with their partners. And because of all of this communication, women are having much more intimate relationships, which is fantastic.

E.L. James

#7. All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.

David Cross

#8. How about keyboards in your mouth? How fast can you type with your tongue? People will think you're just masticating, when you're really talking to your girlfriend.

Nolan Bushnell

#9. Whatever is received is received according to the nature of the recipient.

Thomas Aquinas

#10. In short, is not liberty the freedom of every person to make full use of his faculties, so long as he does not harm other persons while doing so?

Frederic Bastiat

#11. And one of my favorites was Eddy Arnold of course. He just had that smooth, soulful voice.

Little Milton

#12. A little flesh, a little breath, and a Reason to rule all - that is myself.

Marcus Aurelius

#13. Cats are small lions. Lions are big cats.

Mitsuaki Iwago

#14. I mean, you can't have sex until you're married if you're Mormon. The first time I had sex, my parents found out. They were listening in on the phone while I was talking about sex to my girlfriend. They freaked out, man. They both cornered me in my bedroom.

Bert McCracken

#15. The views of the Earth are really beautiful. If you've ever seen a space IMAX movie, that's really what it looks like. I wish I'd had more time just to sit and look out the window with a map, but our science program kept us very busy in the lab most of the time.

David M. Brown

#16. One show was talking about how guys can have sex without love, so women can do it too? And I have girlfriends who do that. But I just really have to be into someone. If not, what's the purpose?

Britney Spears

#17. Fayez was a good scientist and a friend, but his habit of making fun of everything and derailing anything serious for the sake of humor also made him less useful than he should have been.

James S.A. Corey

#18. With a civilian target, female bombers tend to be more successful and cause more damage.

Mia Bloom

#19. Vitragta [a state of freedom from all worldly attachments] is the only way to 'swim' across lifetimes.

Dada Bhagwan

#20. Exploitation, mutilation, mutations, confirmation to the evils of the world.

Stevie Wonder

#21. The body is telling the mind to stop. The mind is telling the body to shut up.

Lance Armstrong

#22. You should make sure that the quotable lines of dialogue in your book never exceed a hundred and forty characters! seemed

Scott Westerfeld

#23. It's amazing how people can sound like retards when they're talking to their girlfriend, especially if they really love her a lot. Because when you're just fucking someone you make a point of keeping your cool, but when you're really in love - it can sound pretty repulsive.

Etgar Keret

#24. Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.

Grace Metalious

#25. It lies here deep in the heart, the small chest of pain
Sharp words like daggers placed it here
To fill with hurt
In filling it grew heavy and drug me down
For to not feel is not to live
Until I rest at last in dirt
The worst of you got the best of me ...

Neil Leckman

#26. The irony of talking to animals and an imaginary girlfriend, who keep me sane, even though I know I look like a raving lunatic, isn't lost on me.

Elyse Draper