Top 83 Quotes About Yoda
#1. He didn't lead anyone on, or make any promises. Instead he conveyed a sense of calm and equanimity, like a man who had banished from his life all superfluous sentiment, all longings and all patience for the nonessential. He was like Yoda, Buddha and the Gladiator all rolled into one.
Michael Robotham
#2. Audie was the cleverest man Moss had ever met. He was Yoda. He was Gandalf. He was Morpheus. Now he'd become a walking suicide note.
Michael Robotham
#3. Discover thou shalt/That wherever good is found,/Evil is nearby.
Ian Doescher
#4. Ryuu stepped forward. "Meryn, listen carefully. Elizabeth is not only your new sister, she will also be your Yoda. She will teach you and guide you in the ways of using the force, so that you will master paranormal politics. Learn well, young padawan." He clapped a hand on Meryn's shoulder.
Alanea Alder
#5. Always with you is what can not be done
Yoda
#6. I heard an older, softer male voice say. I knew that voice had a name attached to it - Yoda? No, Yoda was from Star Wars. Star Wars was on my mind because of R2-D2.
Neal Stephenson
#7. A bat flies straight towards my face. it gives me a perfect view of of possibly one of the ugliest creatures alive. It has long ears and what looks like a piece of salad on the end of its nose. I'm being attacked by Master Yoda with wings!
J.E. Fison
#8. Yoda is interesting because, in addition to being wise, he is two feet tall, and a Yoda.
Dan Harmon
#9. Sorry, sometimes when I try to rhyme I end up sounding like Yoda.
Penny Reid
#11. Do...or do not... There is no try." ~Yoda
Yoda
#12. Fear and anger, Yoda had often warned him, were slaves to the dark side. Vaguely, Luke wondered which side curiosity served.
Timothy Zahn
#13. Lost his mind, he has, Wolfe said. "Keen observation, Yoda," I said.
Robert J. Crane
#14. Don't let the past ruin your future. (Acheron) Meaning what, oh great Yoda? (Kyrian) You take care of the kid. I'll take care of your patrol tonight. I could use the target practice. (Acheron)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#15. So Yoda sounds like our best bet as an energy source. But with world electricity consumption pushing 2 terawatts, it would take a hundred million Yodas to meet our demands. All things considered, switching to Yoda power probably isn't worth the trouble - though it would definitely be green.
Randall Munroe
#16. It's into the same bag as E.T. and Yoda, wherein you're trying to create something that people will actually believe, but it's not so much a symbol of the thing, but you're trying to do the thing itself.
Jim Henson
#17. Erik grinned. "Do or do not. There is no try."
Only Erik would quote Yoda in bed.
Piper Vaughn
#18. When single you are," Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, "get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do.
Sean Kennedy
#19. QBert is pretty much the Jimi Hendrix of DJing. He is so far advanced. So far ahead of everybody else. He's like Yoda! Like the guru.
DJ Jazzy Jeff
#20. Cheers the spirit, humor does, even at the darkest times.
Christie Golden
#22. If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are . . . a different game you should play. - YODA
Anthony Robbins
#23. No offense-but until I see it, I'm not going to believe it."
"And that is why you will fail."
Adrian cursed and hit the door. "Great, you've got him channeling Yoda again. Can we get moving before he levitates my fucking bike?
J.R. Ward
#24. Palpatine sought power over others. Yoda sought power from within. Palpatine wanted control of everything, in the hopes of building what he thought would be a perfect universe. Yoda gave up the idea of controlling or perfecting the universe, in the hopes of understanding it.
Michael P. Kube-McDowell
#25. Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?
Dave Turner
#27. No! Try not! Do or do not, there is no try.
Yoda
#28. I felt that one of the major issues in the third film is that Luke is finally on his own and has to fight Vader and the Emperor by himself. If you get a sense that Yoda or Ben is there to help him or to somehow influence him, it diminishes the power of the scene.
George Lucas
#29. Us Asians look like we're twenty until we're fifty. Once we're fifty, we look like Yoda.
Dat Phan
#30. There is no Yoda-there's no one who points you in the right direction. You've got to figure that out by yourself.
Heath Ledger
#31. have a strict rule against dating men like that. I don't want to be the Luke to anyone's Yoda, you know what I'm saying?
Julie Johnson
#32. Of all the Jedis I saw in the film, Yoda's the only one I like.
Lawrence Halprin
#33. Do or do not for there is no try
Yoda
#34. Get out of here. Yoda so does not have an English accent!'
'Other than that you're saying I'm a dead ringer?'
'If the shoe fits.'
'Sheesh, I hate tall girls.
Joss Stirling
#35. Do or do not, there is not try.
Yoda
#36. Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits.
Neil Patrick Harris
#37. YODA: But mind the dark side.
Anger, fear, aggression
from
The dark side are they.
Easily they flow,
Quick to join you in a fight.
Aye, they do not fail!
Once on the dark path,
Forever shall not control
Thy destiny, Luke.
Ian Doescher
#38. His expression changed, and he took a step back. He looked away. "When you said it was broken, you were just being-"
"No! It is. My phone. Broken." Now she sounded like Yoda on crack.
Brigid Kemmerer
#39. Most of us need a good ride on the Sin Wagon, and if I were to meet a man who was better looking than say, Yoda, I might treat him to some Serta hospitality. I'd like to have said this to Mama but could not because she is certain that a real Southern lady doesn't enjoy the business at hand.
Susan Reinhardt
#40. He makes it sound so Zen. Or Jedi. Like some kind of Wolf Yoda. There is no try. And maybe that's all there is to it. Don't over-think the shift. Just embrace the form that I want to be in.
Kat Kruger
#41. I handed my tools. The two of them reached down to help me out of the crater I'd dug. 'Isn't that a little deep?' Yoda asked. 'It'll help the roots get established,' I explained. 'Established where? China?
Laurie Halse Anderson
#42. One of the things that will never get explained in the films is how Ben was able to retain his identity, because it happened somewhere between the third and fourth movies. I set up that this is a discipline that he learned from Yoda; Yoda told him how to do that.
George Lucas
#43. A Master Jedi feels emotions, but they do not allow them to influence their reasoning. Yoda told Luke that he would know the good from the bad when he was 'calm, at peace.
Stephen Richards
#44. Not saving you from this storm, mutant," he said. "Saving you for your later fate, we are."
His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like an automated answering machine.
"Oh, good. Yoda captured us," Fang whispered.
James Patterson
#45. Good find," Ethan said. "Yeah," Jeff agreed. "It's pretty awesome. Like finding the Higgs boson." Silence. "Aw, no physics fans here? Learn things you must," Jeff said in his best Yoda voice. I rolled my eyes.
Chloe Neill
#46. In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.
George Lucas
#47. Now Obi Wan did face him.
'Palpatine faced Mace and Agen and Kit and Saesee-four of the greatest swordsmen our order has ever produced. By Himself. Even both of us together wouldn't have a chance.'
'True,' Yoda said, 'But both of us apart, a chance we might create ...
Matthew Woodring Stover
#48. Each life, a flame in the Force is. Beautiful. Unique. Glowing and precious, it stands, to bravely cast its own small light against the darkness that would consume it." Yoda
Christie Golden
#50. He is kind of like Yoda ... 'There is only do or do not. There is no try.'"
That actually succeeded in making her laugh through her tears. "you're a Star Wars fan?"
"Oh yeah. May the Force be with you.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#51. Hey! When he dug into it, rifling through her things, she snapped, Go Yoda someone else's supplies, asshole.
Kresley Cole
#52. This realization allowed me to calm myself enough to heed the whispered advice of Master Yoda now on repeat in my head: Let go of your anger.
Ernest Cline
#54. When I did Yoda, me and three other people worked our asses off, and I was sweating every single day, it was tough as hell. Now that it's CGI, 24 people work on Yoda, and I get all the credit
I do nothing.
Frank Oz
#55. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will ...
George Lucas
#56. When did everything get so damn complicated?" "When your life became about more than just football." "You sound like Yoda." I grinned. "It's the beer.
Cambria Hebert
#57. I definitely liked the Muppets. I definitely liked Yoda in 'Empire Strikes Back' and Chewbacca. I don't know if I was a fan of puppets or those, like, specific characters.
Spike Jonze
#59. We tried to do Yoda in CGI in Episode I, but we just couldn't get it done in time. We couldn't get the technology to work, so we had to use the puppet, but the puppet really wasn't as good as the CGI. So when we did the reissue, we had to put the CGI back in, which was what it was meant to be.
George Lucas
#60. Every time I question him about the feasibility, he smiles at me like he's Yoda and I'm just a dumbass without the Force.
Kendare Blake
#61. Do or do not. There is no try, says Yoda, the bewitching philosopher warrior created by George Lucas in Star Wars. Yoda is quoted at least as often as the founding fathers on this topic.
Jerry I. Porras
#62. Happiness is where you start from rather than where you go. God, I sound like Yoda.
Simon Pegg
#63. Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
George Lucas
#64. Don't walk over here. Be over here."
I gave up. "You know, I can't tell if you're channeling Obi-Wan or Yoda more."
"Dutch, don't make me come get you.
Darynda Jones
#65. You stole my car."
"Borrowed it I did, return it I will."
"Okay Yoda, can I have the woman whose body you stole back?
Amelia Hutchins
#66. When a man who looks like Yoda hands you a prophecy, you have to respond.
Elizabeth Gilbert
#67. Mmm, I love Yoda. I didn't like Jar Jar Binks though, he was all wrong.
Gail Porter
#68. As If He Were Yoda and I Were Luke Skywalker Training on the Dagobah System
Matthew Quick
#69. Always pass on what you have learned. -Yoda
George Lucas
#70. YODA: O, great warrior!
A great warrior you seek?
Wars not make one great.
Ian Doescher
#71. Self editing is the path to the dark side. Self editing leads to self delusion, self delusion leads to missed mistakes, missed mistakes lead to bad reviews. Bad reviews are the tools of the dark side.
Eric T. Benoit
#72. For modern people the pursuit of wisdom sounds like something you'd have to travel to Tibet for. To us, wisdom is mystical and esoteric. It conjures up images of cave-dwelling hermits, saffron-robed monks, and, well, Yoda.
J. Mark Bertrand
#73. The force is strong with this one." Sloane laughed. "All right there, Yoda." "Please," Dex scoffed. "We both know I'd be Han. You can be Luke." "Okay, Han." "Ash would be Vader. Ew, Ash would be your dad.
Charlie Cochet
#75. Belief is self-knowing. Even Yoda out of Star Wars said, do or do not. There is no 'try'
Gene Simmons
#76. I hope I'm better looking than Yoda, but - I'm really interested in people who have something to say, a change they want to make and can't figure out why they can't make it spread.
Seth Godin
#77. Dex narrowed his eyes. "The force is strong with this one." Sloane laughed. "All right there, Yoda." "Please," Dex scoffed. "We both know I'd be Han. You can be Luke." "Okay, Han." "Ash would be Vader. Ew, Ash would be your dad." Dex chortled at his own joke then sucked in another sharp breath. "Ow.
Charlie Cochet
#78. ("There is no try. Only do. Yoda said that, and he was awesome.").
Jude Watson
#79. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.
George Lucas
#80. Your rack looks fabulous in this dress. You should wear this one. He'll lose his shit when he sees you in it."
"You always know the right things to say," I joked.
"I know. I'm like a super-hot version of Yoda.
J.L. Berg
#81. George Lucas, go fuck yourself. I hope you're dead. I hope a fuckin' zombie busted in your house and knocked over your golden Yoda statue right onto your once creative head. These movies are terrible." An
Forbes West
#82. don't try, do -yoda
(or something like that)
Yoda
#83. No," Yoda said impatiently. "Try not. Do, do. Or do not. There is no try." Luke closed his eyes. He tried to envision the contours,
George Lucas
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