Dave Turner Quotes & Sayings

Top 6 Dave Turner Quotes

#1. Dave gazed at Melanie like Professor Brian Cox eyeing up a particularly thought-provoking mountain range.

#2. Dave grimaced. 'Cheesecake for breakfast?'
'What's the problem? It's dairy and cereal. It's practically a bowl of cornflakes.

#3. Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?

#4. Being a grown up was rubbish, Dave decided.

#5. Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.

#6. There's no 'I' in team. But there is 'tea'. So put the kettle on,