Quotes About Wife Cheating

#1. A red apple isn't red, nor the lemon yellow. The sky is seldom blue, only when it isn't.

Keith Crown

#2. You can't please everybody all the time, but I think for the most part we tend to maintain a healthy level of self-reference to kind of make sure we continue to push things forward.

Ben Gibbard

#3. Debbie often talked about Gretchen as if she was his mistress. But to Archie it sometimes felt like the other way around. As if, by moving back in with his ex-wife, he was cheating on Gretchen.
That was probably worthy of bringing up in therapy

Chelsea Cain

#4. We, as a society, we have PhDs in victimizing a victim.

Sunitha Krishnan

#5. Thank God (my wife) and I were both born poor
so the concept of fidelity was allowed to take root in us.

Allan Wolf

#6. If you are not being attacked by materialist, you must be doing something wrong

Radhanath Swami

#7. All the plots of hell and commotions on earth have not so much as shaken God's hand to spoil one letter or line he has been drawing.

William Gurnall

#8. Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.

Benjamin Franklin

#9. Yes, I'm married. But my wife understands that a good politician has to be appealing to the ladies. The fact that I haven't even gotten close to cheating on her is a disappointment to us
both.

Aziz Ansari

#10. I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?

Luis Guzman

#11. The story is even Bill Wilson, a founder of Alcoholics Anonymous, couldn't overcome the sex monkey on his back, and spent his sober life cheating on his wife and filled with guilt.

Chuck Palahniuk

#12. I was thrown out of NYU for cheating-with the deans wife

Woody Allen

#13. there is no Jezebel remedy. There's no conscience chemo. No pill for cheating. No therapeutic number of Hail Marys or blow jobs or home-cooked meals or good-wife deeds.

Martin Clark

#14. Don't cheat when you got the most beautiful woman by your side

MG

#15. I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.

Rodney Dangerfield

#16. There's nothing like a good cheating song to make me want to run home to be with my wife.

Steven Curtis Chapman

#17. And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura.

Mary Tyler Moore

#18. I started on the opening page of my own book.
'I am a cheating, weak-spined, women-fearing coward, and i am the hero of your story. Because the woman I cheated on - my wife, Amy Elliott Dunne - is a sociopath and a murderer.'
Yes. I'd read that.

Gillian Flynn

#19. In L.A., you work like hell because there is nothing else to do, unless you're cheating on your wife.

Howard Fast

#20. It's the same with [my wife]
when she goes out, guys are macking on her. I'm not worried with the kind of relationship we've got. Most people, they don't leave room for mistakes in their relationship.

Wyclef Jean

#21. Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o'er the braes of Balloch?

Anne Grant

#22. Is that your wife?" Julie asks again, more forcefully. I nod. "Who's that ... guy she's with?" I shrug. "Is she cheating on you or something?" I shrug. "This doesn't bother you?"
I shrug.
"Stop shrugging, you asshole! I know you can talk; say something.

Isaac Marion

#23. "What is my job on the planet?" is one question we might do well to ask ourselves over and over again. Otherwise, we may wind up doing somebody else's job and not even know it. And what's more, that somebody else might be a figment of our own imagination, and maybe a prisoner of it as well.

Jon Kabat-Zinn

#24. Did you see any of those who are downtrodden, would that justice help them? Anyone oppressed and suppressed around you take a decision, make plans, strategise, to begin to proclaim and establish justice in your world

Sunday Adelaja

#25. Commitment is Circumstances

Leju Thomas

#26. But remember, that for every cheating wife in Botswana, there are five hundred and fifty cheating husbands."
Mma Makutsi whistled. "That is an amazing figure," she said. "Where did you read that?"
"Nowhere," chuckled Mma Ramotswe. "I made it up. But that doesn't stop it from being true.

Alexander McCall Smith

#27. The book of Nature is that which the physician must read; and to do so he must walk over the leaves.

Paracelsus

#28. Journalism is to politician as dog is to lamp-post.

H.L. Mencken

#29. When does a wife know that her husband is cheating on her? When he starts complaining about the lack of water as he wants to have two showers a week." This was one of the many popular jokes.

Felix Abt

#30. In the high-octane, low responsibility world of American politics it was better to be seen as crazy than weak.

Richard Peters

#31. Silent as a flower, her face fell in dismay, aware that the ghost of lust ate and left, sensing that there was a different scent of perfume consuming the room, and that she had numbered and counted the he loves me, he loves me not of each petal, where the lifeless dust had settle.

Anthony Liccione

#32. You can still go home a loyal wife. - Warren Brown

T.M. Williams

#33. That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'

Jay Leno