Quotes About Weenies

#1. Like the end of a picnic, all the weenies will be roasted.

Kim Harrison

#2. The American people are not as casualty-sensitive as the weenies in the American press are.

Fred Barnes

#3. Mr. Harris had three boxes of Melba toast, a can of smoked oysters, a wheel of Gouda cheese, two bunches of grapes, a package of smoked salmon, a can of sardines, a bottle of sparkling grape juice and a can of cocktail weenies in his pants. I simply ask you to please use common sense. Thank you.

N.M. Silber

#4. I'm a man. Men cook outside. That outdoor grilling is a manly pursuit has long been beyond question. If this wasn't understood, you'd never get grown men to put on those aprons with pictures of dancing weenies on the front, and messages like 'Come 'n' Get It!

William Geist

#5. The real two-party system in America is the Meanies and the Weenies. The Meanies want to take away your benefits, and the Weenies want to compromise with them.

Alan Grayson

#6. It's a tough world out there, and women can't afford to be weenies.

Laura Schlessinger

#7. Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which.

Lois Greiman

#8. Ah hell. We had more fun in a week than those weenies had in a lifetime.

Pancho Barnes

#9. I watched Nancy Pelosi and Tom Daschle. Good grief. What whining weenies.

Andrew Sullivan

#10. I never stop running. I'm not one of the weenies who drop out just because the electoral college votes. I'm still in the race. I'm an extremely corrupt candidate and I stress that in case anybody in our reading audience is interested in sending me money.

Dave Barry

#11. You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

Homer

#12. Venture capitalists have a list of danger signs to watch out for. Near the top is the company run by techno-weenies who are obsessed with solving interesting technical problems, instead of making users happy.

Paul Graham

#13. Sometimes, by celebrating the evangelical heroes of the faith, we have inadvertently communicated something false: if it's not big and audacious and officially sanctioned, it's not good enough for God.

Sarah Bessey

#14. You wanted to show everyone you could write about the black heart of a killer. And all the while pretending you don't even have your own dark desires.

Naoyuki Ochiai

#15. Good advice, if there's any good in suffering. Quickest is best when trouble blocks the way.

Sophocles

#16. On a personal note I want to gain more confidence and give back in any way I can.

Skylar Laine

#17. I hate the business part of music. Music is just like the streets. There's loyal and disloyal people, people saying one thing and then don't do it.

Schoolboy Q

#18. Religious people are atheists about all other gods, atheists only take it one god further.

Richard Dawkins

#19. Just remember, when you're with me you're not the strangest person in the room. Go ahead, get weird on me.

Calista Flockhart

#20. You can make an oyster surrender its pearl," Clara says. "All you need is persistence and a sharp enough knife.

John Langan

#21. I don't want to write every week, it's too much trouble, and I shall only write when I want something. If you think I'm sick when I don't write, you can send for me to come and tell you.

Robert Gould Shaw

#22. Commercial comedy's often set up to feature an ironist making
devastating sport of someone who's naive or sentimental or pretentious or
pompous.

David Foster Wallace

#23. Hell hath little fury like that of a critic who sees a writer make it big.

Piers Anthony

#24. A lion does not take orders from sheep.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#25. Having spent the greater part of my life under a Communist dictatorship, I am very familiar with the Bolshevik mentality according to which an author in general, and an eminent author in particular, is always guilty, and must be punished accordingly.

Ismail Kadare

#26. I have fought and kicked and fasted and prayed and cursed and cried myself to the point of existing.

Alice Walker