Quotes About Weather Forecast

#1. I have a small tattered clipping that I sometimes carry with meand pull out for purposes of privateamusement. It's a weather forecast from theWestern Daily Mail and it says, in toto: 'Outlook: Dry and warm, but cooler with some rain.

Bill Bryson

#2. It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain.

Mark Twain

#3. Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy. It is unrelenting; the news, the stock-exchange reports, and the weather forecast are about the only things spared.

Jean Baudrillard

#4. Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation?

Thomas Sowell

#5. Wisdom of the Ages "Assault and Battery" Weather forecast for the St. Louis Rams next Sunday in Seattle.

Matthew D. Heines

#6. You realise Group Captain that this might be the most important weather forecast in history?

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#7. Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

George Carlin

#8. Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

#9. I do think that, of all the silly, irritating tomfoolishness by which we are plagued, this "weather-forecast" fraud is about the most aggravating. It "forecasts" precisely what happened yesterday or a the day before, and precisely the opposite of what is going to happen to-day.

Jerome K. Jerome

#10. It follows that they never understood Reginald, who came down late to breakfast, and nibbled toast, and said disrespectful things about the universe. The family ate porridge, and believed in everything, even the weather forecast.

Saki

#11. The brighter the sunlight, the worse it affects them," said Einstein.
"So we got to pay more attention to the weather forecast," said DogNut. "Cloudy with a chance of zombies.

Charlie Higson

#12. Taking chances. Risking a little to gain a lot, fully aware that the word 'promise' defies definition. Outcomes cannot be predicted. There are too many variables. Sometimes you have to close your eyes to forecast the weather.

Ellen Hopkins

#13. This is the second day now that I do not know the result of the juegos he thought. But I must have confidence and I must be worthy of the great DiMaggio who does all things perfectly even with the pain of the bone spur in his heel.

Ernest Hemingway,

#14. I never thought I'd reach 21. I used to feel that was old, but growing old doesn't scare me anymore. I just want to have done something super special and have had someone to do it with.

Edward Furlong

#15. I'll admit that I'm not quite certain how to sum up an entire year in music anymore; not when music has become so temporal, so specific and personal, as if we each have our own weather system and what we listen to is our individual forecast.

Carrie Brownstein

#16. Please tell me it's going to rain today, Francois.'
'Ah!' he smiled. (This was obviously familiar territory.) 'I regret to inform you that the forecast calls for nothing but sunshine.'
'Relentless sunshine,' she corrected him.

Kathleen Tessaro

#17. The most pleasant weather of all is that most difficult to even notice.

Criss Jami

#18. To be the other woman
is to be a season
that is always about to end,
when the air is flowered
with jasmine and peach,
and the weather day after day
is flawless,
and the forecast
is hurricane.

Linda Pastan

#19. I'm pretty sure Jo couldn't talk about the weather without somehow including a threat. Forecast today: cloudy with a chance I'll kick your ass.

Eliza Crewe

#20. I love being on 'Modern Family.' One of my favorite things is looking forward to going to work every day.

Rico Rodriguez

#21. In college, I was a weather anchor for the local news. I would 'borrow' my forecast from The Weather Channel.

Emily Procter

#22. I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.

Sandra Bernhard

#23. The weather records of the U.S.A. are the best kept and most accessible in the world, thanks to consistent government/military taxpayer support. There are longer European data sets, but the U.S.A. data is enough to forecast major extreme events.

Piers Corbyn

#24. If we are not even free anymore to decide something as basic as what we wish to eat or drink, how much freedom do we really have left?

Ron Paul

#25. My faith has always been important to me. It defines who I am.

Katie Ledecky

#26. At the back of Karl's mind, a new thought emerged: reward money.

A.G. Riddle

#27. Our mental models aren't reality. They are tools, like the models weather forecasters use to predict the weather. But, as we know all too well, sometimes the forecast says rain and, boom, the sun comes out. The tool is not reality. The key is knowing the difference.

Ed Catmull

#28. be always sure you're right, THEN GO AHEAD!

David Crockett

#29. There are some times, when you can predict weather well for the next 15 days. Other times, you can only really forecast a couple of days. Sometimes you can't predict the next two hours.

DJ Patil

#30. The best weather prediction for the present moment is to look out of the window!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#31. When there are patches of clouds in the sky and you can see the sun, it is not going to storm.

Angela Khristin Brown

#32. Being 'at the mercy of legislative majorities' is merely another way of describing the basic American plan: representative democracy.

Robert Bork

#33. Do not blame anybody for your mistakes and failures.

Bernard Baruch

#34. Whenever I played Columbus, Ohio, I dropped in to see my close friend, a medium who had mysterious powers. Her Indian guide was Mohawk.

Ethel Waters