Quotes About Waitressing

#1. I worked also, doing things such as our paper route and, later on, waitressing.

Nancy Kerrigan

#2. Waitressing - by far the worst job ever created.

Jennifer Esposito

#3. She tries to get a waitressing job for a while - I mean, she's looking for a while before she finds Coyote Ugly - and it's hard to get a waitressing job in the city.

Piper Perabo

#4. I've always had a propensity for getting the cursive down pretty well. What it evolved into was my pseudo-waitressing job when I was auditioning. I didn't wait tables. I did calligraphy for the invitations for, like, Robin Thicke and Paula Patton's wedding.

Meghan Markle

#5. I wanted to act; that was my one goal. I wanted to devote all my time to acting and not waitressing or anything else.

Edie Falco

#6. I've never had to do anything I didn't believe in. Sometimes that meant being poor and waitressing a while longer, but I've always stuck with it.

Linda Kozlowski

#7. Oh, and in case you don't recognize me, since apparently waitressing here requires such a transformation, I'll be the hot one doing math in her head." I lean toward Ryder, my lips close to his ear. "No push-up bra necessary.

Eve Jagger

#8. You hear horror stories about scary mothers who just want their kids to be famous. I could be waitressing in a restaurant, and my mum would be happy as long as I was happy.

Maisie Williams

#9. And so when I graduated I moved to New York, and I was waitressing here and auditioning - and I got my first job pretty soon after.

Piper Perabo

#10. Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.

Woody Allen

#11. Waitressing required patience, a fixed and convincing smile, and the ability to continuously turn the other cheek while keeping diet sodas topped up.

Maggie Stiefvater

#12. I'd rather go back to waitressing than play a character that I hate.

Julianna Margulies

#13. I once waited on a group of 10 people, and one guy collected the money from the check and tipped me $20 on $600. I told him in front of everyone, 'Jews like you give Jews like me a bad name.' That was my last waitressing job.

Chelsea Handler

#14. He brushed the hair back from her brow. "Were you scared, baby?"
"No," she said, shaking her head. "I knew you were coming."
"You did?"
She touched her chest. "Your heart beats in here. If it had stopped, I would have known. It did beat a little fast sometimes.

Robyn Carr

#15. Working with a guy like Ice Cube on 'Ride Along,' you learn so much. He's a guy who produces, writes, and directs, so you watch and learn and ask questions. As you go, you learn and figure out what you should and shouldn't do. I do nothing but soak up information.

Kevin Hart

#16. If you want a strong future: Becoming secure with insecurity is the best security you can have.

Bill Jensen

#17. If we had not driven them into hell, hell would have swallowed us.

Alexander Suvorov

#18. A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green.

Michael Frayn

#19. Women who bring up children by themselves do it heroically, they do it against all odds, men who don't feel responsible for being part of their child's life create real strains on that family.

Jeb Bush

#20. Even after the storm the sun will rise and make everything turn to wonderland

Wasan Qaraman

#21. Surely if each one saw another's heart, There would be no commerce, No sale or bargain pass: all would disperse And live apart.

George Herbert

#22. I always had short hair, and I hated my short hair. I was always mistaken for a boy, but my mom wouldn't let me change my hair because she was always chasing me around with a hairbrush, and it was always tangled, so she just would cut it off, and she's right: short hair did suit me.

Dorothy Hamill

#23. The CDC reported that 88,000 adults a year die of alcohol consumption.

Susan Cheever

#24. Hopefully America will forgive me.

Elana Meyers

#25. In my experience, I've noticed that waiting on tables is one of two things that almost everyone thinks they can do. The other is writing. Perhaps it's no accident that there is only one letter of difference between waiter and writer.

Debra Ginsberg

#26. I could give a shit and piss who this is. She knows who we are. And she ain't got a little trickle goin' down her leg standing toe to toe with the bloodydamn Reaper of Mars, then she's got less brains than a wad of ass lint.

Pierce Brown

#27. She didn't fall, but oh, her heart went icy in her chest. She sat down hard upon the steps. Too numb to walk. Her heart was cold and white as chalk.

Patrick Rothfuss