Quotes About Vending Machines

#1. You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge University in England; exactly how many sodas are available in certain vending machines at certain major universities; and much, much more.

Dave Barry

#2. The culture is about moving to a place where tobacco and smoking isn't part of normal life: people don't encounter it normally, they don't see it in their big supermarkets, they don't see people smoking in public places, they don't see tobacco vending machines.

Andrew Lansley

#3. We need to reform our school lunch programs. We need to get healthy items into the vending machines.

Joan Lunden

#4. We're not exactly going to the wilderness, Shane. You don't have to take everything. There are vending machines.

Rachel Caine

#5. It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.

David Sedaris

#6. Orlaith asks as we return to the tree. Germany. You know they have sausages in vending machines there?

Kevin Hearne

#7. I am big in Japan ... heightwise! But, yeah, I started modeling there in my teens and into my 20s. I did Calvin Klein, Uniqlo, and lots of magazine covers. It's such a beautiful country, and they have beer vending machines right on the street. Love that!

Julia Voth

#8. The vending machines hummed softly, as though mulling over some grave decision...

Dean Koontz

#9. I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.

Mitch Hedberg

#10. I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.

Mitch Hedberg

#11. Tobacco kills a lot of people, but cigarette vending machines are killing that woman by stealing her job.

Otsuichi

#12. All too often we fail to ask what we are trying to sustain. Ultimately, sustainability must be measured by the endurance of thriving human communities.

Barton Seaver

#13. It's a season of life, if your granted peace, freedom and you got the right person to love.

Auliq Ice

#14. Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine.

Alex Comfort

#15. I don't see the government as a beverage vending machine, where anyone who happens to be thirsty can grab a drink.

Mathias Dopfner

#16. Why would I trust a man with my business, if he could not manage his own?

Hilary Mantel

#17. One simply turns to the ideological vending machine, and out comes the prepared formulae.

Daniel Bell

#18. Wait a minute, words in the prompter, script on my desk, vending machine upstairs out of Funyuns ... the writers are back!

Jon Stewart

#19. LazyTown' is not a TV property, but a lifestyle brand for children.

Magnus Scheving

#20. The emptiness of one's days
can be seen as utterly hopeless
or as ripe with potential.

Edward Fahey

#21. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Caroline Rhea