Top 49 Quotes About Valet
#1. Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy
Jay Leno
#2. I didn't go to the lectures. My valet, who was more distinguished than I, went instead.
Witold Gombrowicz
#3. I find that, in general, the amount of sharing men do with each other in one year is about the same as what I share with my female friends while we wait for our cars at the valet.
Amy Poehler
#4. The mind wears the colors of the soul, as a valet those of his master.
Sophie Swetchine
#5. At times Valentine wasn't sure whether he kept Matthews about because of his supreme unctuousness or because he had half a suspicion the valet was trying to kill him.
Suzanne Enoch
#6. Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
Fran Lebowitz
#7. Valet parking is an essential at any decent club.
Dan Jenkins
#8. Richard couldn't adorn David's ears with jewels and doubted very much he'd want them. Even the plainest gifts would be attention-grabbing, inappropriate, dangerous. Richard would just have to give his valet the world instead.
K.J. Charles
#9. Like a valet who commits grand theft auto not to go for a joy ride but to open a used car lot, so do we seize upon love not to revel in its ecstasies but to haggle over its blue-book value.
Bauvard
#10. And get me clean clothes and fresh water." "Since when am I your valet?" "Man with a knife, remember?" he said over his shoulder. "Man with a gun!" Jesper called after him.
Leigh Bardugo
#12. Style is indeed the valet of genius, and an able one too; but as the true gentleman will appear, even in rags, so true genius will shine, even through the coarsest style.
Charles Caleb Colton
#13. I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't need valet parking. If I can drive the old crate 300 miles to the hotel all by myself, I can certainly handle the last nine feet to the parking space.
Tom Bodett
#14. Ravenwood ran a hand through his wavy chestnut hair, upsetting the careful work of his valet.
Or not. Given the popularity of the "frightened owl" hairstyle today, Amelia couldn't fathom much effort being involved at all.
Erica Ridley
#15. I hate it when people are impolite to waiters or to the valet or the guy in the supermarket. There's no need for that; it doesn't cost anything to be polite.
Ashley Madekwe
#17. I'd gladly do without a valet. I'm never so well treated as when I'm without a valet.
Francois Rabelais
#18. His valet! In the rush of getting him off, his clumsy damned valet had put the wrong boots on him. Oh, when he got home ... when he got home he would have the oaf punctured! Worse. Dragged through the streets and bitten to death by small children.
L. Ron Hubbard
#20. I grew up in Burbank - but not the Burbank of valet parking and TV studios. In the late 1950s, there was a small apartment complex on Elmwood Avenue that rented mostly to families on welfare. I lived there from age 3 to 11 and again from 14 to 18 with my mother, Shirley, and my younger sister, Toni.
Rene Russo
#21. It is said that no man is a hero to his valet. That is because a hero can be recognized only by a hero.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#22. Nobody, they say, is a hero to his valet. Of course; for a man must be a hero to understand a hero. The valet, I dare say, has great respect for some person of his own stamp.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#23. The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them.
Robert Frost
#24. When I was four, I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday.
Karl Lagerfeld
#25. Opportunities to wear denim to the office don't come along very often in Cadogan House." Ethan chuckled, then pushed off the bureau and pulled a black suit coat from a valet stand. "I hear the Master can be such a pain in the ass." He definitely had his moments.
Chloe Neill
#26. If you ask any ordinary reader which of Dickens's proletarian characters he can remember, the three he is almost certain to mention are Bill Sykes, Sam Weller and Mrs. Gamp. A burglar, a valet and a drunken midwife-not exactly a representative cross-section of the English working class.
George Orwell
#27. I have a wonderful road manager, and he travels with me. And my valet and friend travels with me. My little entourage is great, and they take good care of me.
Don Rickles
#28. I will perform the function of a whetstone, which is about to restore sharpness to iron, though itself unable to cut.
[Lat., Fungar vice cotis, acutum
Reddere quae ferrum valet, exsors ipsi secandi.]
Horace
#30. And thus I wonder about so many gay men I've met since, pillars of the community, out to everyone else but Mom, who still refer to their lovers as something between a roommate and a valet. Just who is being protected here, and who thinks queer is wrong?
Paul Monette
#31. To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
David Spade
#32. I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I answered phones. I somehow avoided being a waiter. I knew I wouldn't be able to keep the order straight. I'm not much of a multi-tasker.
Will Ferrell
#33. Valet had reminded him several times of the lateness of the hour, he got up, and going into the next room, placed the book on the little Florentine table that always stood
Oscar Wilde
#34. A valet pulled up in a sleek-lined sports car painted that particular shade of red peculiar to expensive vehicles and hookers' lipstick.
Seanan McGuire
#35. I want to ride a camel to the club and valet that shit.
Samantha Irby
#36. A man must indeed be a hero to appear such in the eyes of his valet.
Thomas Carlyle
#37. If you order some servant to bring food, I'm leaving."
"I was going to make sure Albert hadn't moved the car."
"Oh, right. Albert the butler."
"He's a valet, actually."
"You are not helping yourself.
Michelle Hodkin
#38. Res tantum valet quantum vendi potest. (A thing is worth only what someone else will pay for it.)
Burton G. Malkiel
#40. I'd rather take advice from my valet than from the Conservative Party Conference
Arthur Balfour
#41. Pray don't hold back," Robert said politely. "You can tell me what you really think of my valet." Stewart broke in to a reluctant grin."Sorry fer bein' so forward, sir, but that valet o' yers is nothin' but a Frenchified piece o' lace.
Karen Hawkins
#43. In the psychological realm of relationship between teacher and child, the teacher's part and its techniques are analogous to those of the valet; they are to serve, and to serve well: to serve the spirit.
Maria Montessori
#44. Vita hominis plus libro valet! A life is worth more than a book.
Rachel Caine
#46. There's a saying by some great writer or other that no man is a hero to his valet. Perhaps everyone ought to have a valet.
Agatha Christie
#47. But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess! And of course we'd need valet parking.
Woody Allen
#49. The nearer we come to great men the more clearly we see that they are only men. They rarely seem great to their valets.
Jean De La Bruyere
