Quotes About Undertakers

#1. I have nothing against undertakers personally. It's just that I wouldn't want one to bury my sister.

Jessica Mitford

#2. So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater.

George Jean Nathan

#3. You can't judge the ability of a doctor by the amount of praise the undertakers give him.

Evan Esar

#4. Our Grub-street biographers watch for the death of a great man like so many undertakers on purpose to make a penny of him.

Joseph Addison

#5. It was plain to see the Hollywood undertakers take care of everything. If you die you don't have to lift a finger.

Jack Paar

#6. Lawrence will go on burying his own undertakers.

Harold Bloom

#7. When what one does, reps, or 'spits', repetitively, is foul or beastly - one summons spiritual undertakers to dine on fleshly parasites. In various forms, nature's law purges all that becomes wasteful. Change your game, or the game will change you.

T.F. Hodge

#8. Watching my parents, I watched the meaning change, of what it was that undertakers do: From something done with the dead, to something done for the living, to something done by the living - everyone of us.

Thomas Lynch

#9. My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or a car mechanic, but I guess cops are a step up from undertakers.

Janet Evanovich

#10. When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.

W.C. Fields

#11. Attorneys are more inclined to gouge clients than some other professionals are such as medical doctors and dentist simply because most clients do not need continuous legal care. Comparable to undertakers, legal work does not generate many repeat clients.

Kilroy J. Oldster

#12. My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertakers Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania

Paul Heyman

#13. There is a great supply of amateur undertakers in show business.

Ethel Waters

#14. I don't even like cemeteries. Morgues, either, nor anatomy museums, undertakers' parlors, funeral chapels, or any of those places where the world of the living sparks against the world of the dead, and a spot of burned out time fades, diffuse in an ocean of timelessness.

Elizaveta Mikhailichenko

#15. It is great fun dying in the United States of America. It is great fun first of all for the undertakers who make a wonderful living out of it but also for the deceased who suddenly becomes the centre of attention and fuss.

George Mikes

#16. Graphic designers are idea embalmers, loving undertakers preserving bits of data like to many butterflies pinned to felt in a jewel box.

Paul Saffo

#17. Philosophy always buries its undertakers.

Etienne Gilson

#18. As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.

P.G. Wodehouse

#19. He's looking into the night, in case a shadow comes to listen and look.

Herta Muller

#20. Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.

H.L. Mencken

#21. God who is eternally complete, who directs the stars, who is the master of fates, who elevates man from his lowliness to Himself, who speaks from the cosmos to every single human soul, is the most brilliant manifestation of the goal of perfection.

Alfred Adler

#22. But what, after all, can a baby do except swallow all of it and hope to make sense of it later?

Salman Rushdie

#23. Things that other people do, or that happen to people you love, are some of the things you can't fight.

Hilari Bell

#24. These Days, Keeping Anything "Simple" Is The Most "Complex" Task To Do ...

Muhammad Imran Hasan

#25. Man is a transitional being. He is not final. The step from man to superman is the next approaching achievement in the earth evolution. It is inevitable because it is at once the intention of the inner spirit and the logic of nature's process.

Sri Aurobindo

#26. The MS really started going downhill in 1990.

Richard Pryor

#27. A single question can be more influential than a thousand statements.

Bo Bennett

#28. I remember Robert Plant coming backstage after the first show saying, 'Hey, boys, I should be opening for you.' That felt pretty good.

Robin Zander