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Top 76 Quotes About Undertaker

#1. In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak! - Author: CM Punk
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#2. BODY-SNATCHER, n. A robber of grave-worms. One who supplies the young physicians with that with which the old physicians have supplied the undertaker. - Author: Ambrose Bierce
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#3. One mistake up here and it's half a day out with the undertaker! - Author: Fred Dibnah
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#4. In all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place! - Author: The Undertaker
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#5. I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker. - Author: Mark Twain
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#6. Be afraid ... be VERY afraid! - Author: The Undertaker
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#7. He feared that beyond the quilted gray satin of the undertaker's keep there was only a world of mystery that bypassed the comprehension of men and did not even take them into consideration. A world of utter darkness and the profoundest of silences. - Author: William Gay
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#8. I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. - Author: The Undertaker
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#9. I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I'm still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass. - Author: The Undertaker
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#10. The talent of a meat packer, the morals of a money changer, and the manners of an undertaker. - Author: William Allen White
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#11. Nobody really wants to be your friend when they discover that you work with dead people. - Author: Rebecca McNutt
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#12. I will claim the soul of The Undertaker - Author: Bray Wyatt
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#13. To be objective is to treat others as you treat an object, a corpse - to behave with them like an undertaker. - Author: Emil Cioran
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#14. Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker. - Author: Zig Ziglar
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#15. Probably the undertaker thinks less of death than almost any other man. He is so accustomed to it that his mind must involuntarily turn from its horror to a contemplation of how much he makes out of the burial. - Author: Clarence Darrow
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#16. The day you stop dreaming you might as well take yourself down to the undertaker's, for you're as good as dead. - Author: Jennifer Donnelly
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#17. I was taught to whistle as a little girl by an undertaker. I used to sit in his workshop, watching him planing wood for the coffins, and he used to whistle all the time - and eventually I started whistling, too. I can whistle anything, particularly trumpet tunes from Classic FM. - Author: Susan Hill
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#18. Tonight, there will be a sacrafice! - Author: The Undertaker
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#19. Andrew indulged in a little fantasy in which his father dropped dead, gunned down by an invisible sniper. Andrew visualised himself patting his sobbing mother on the back while he telephoned the undertaker. He had a cigarette in his mouth as he ordered the cheapest coffin. - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#20. I am my heart's undertaker. Daily I go and retrieve its tattered remains, place them delicately into its little coffin, and bury it in the depths of my memory, only to have to do it all again tomorrow. - Author: Emilie Autumn
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#21. Funeral: a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker, and strengthen our grief by an expenditure that deepens our groans and doubles our tears. - Author: Ambrose Bierce
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#22. Undertaker, if that is your real name ... - Author: Kurt Angle
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#23. You can call for the cook, call for the baker, you may as well call for the undertaker. - Author: Maya Angelou
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#24. Lady," The Misfit said, looking beyond her far into the woods, "there never was a body that give the undertaker a tip. - Author: Flannery O'Connor
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#25. Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book. - Author: Joe Frazier
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#26. You can't hide ... from The Deadman. - Author: The Undertaker
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#27. Apathy is about as near to the undertaker as you can get. - Author: Arlene Francis
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#28. My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertakers Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania - Author: Paul Heyman
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#29. Sometimes it's hell getting to heaven - Author: The Undertaker
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#30. Who embalms the Undertaker when he dies? - Author: Alison Bechdel
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#31. Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Author: Mark Twain
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#32. Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave - Author: Charles Caleb Colton
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#33. When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other. - Author: W.C. Fields
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#34. Philosophy always buries its undertakers. - Author: Etienne Gilson
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#35. My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. - Author: Fred Allen
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#36. What distinguishes art from such undertaker's business is that life's closeness to death is its theme, not its addiction. - Author: W.G. Sebald
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#37. We need to take our cue from the drug dealers in Hoboken who, when they reach twenty, go to the local undertaker and prepay their funeral because they don't expect to live to thirty. - Author: Robert Littell
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#38. You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in. - Author: Danny Elfman
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#39. Undertaker, your yard is right in the middle of my world! - Author: Triple H
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#40. Drop the bat, mister, or I'll fill you so full of lead the undertaker will charge double to bury you! - Author: Karen Witemeyer
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#41. Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs. - Author: Florence King
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#42. You can not kill that which is already dead. - Author: The Undertaker
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#43. Allow the purity of evil to guide you. - Author: The Undertaker
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#44. The air is like a draught of wine.
The undertaker cleans his sign,
The Hull express goes off the line,
When it's raspberry time in Runcorn. - Author: Noel Coward
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#45. We are what stands between the living and the dead. Being an Undertaker is an honor, son. - Author: Melissa Marr
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#46. Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister. - Author: The Undertaker
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#47. My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker. - Author: Henry Louis Gates
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#48. Why did the undertaker sink into a deep depression?
Because he was already one foot in the grave - Author: Stephan Attia
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#49. The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all! - Author: The Undertaker
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#50. She who pays the undertaker calls the tune. - Author: Margaret Atwood
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#51. In my very first Wrestlemania match, I won. 17 wins from tying the Undertaker. Don't laugh. - Author: The Miz
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#52. To wear long faces, just as if our Maker,
The God of goodness, was an undertaker. - Author: John Wolcot
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#53. In the busy city, dying might be resented as a breach of good taste, and the body hastily dispatched to the undertaker and the crematorium; but in Lost Haven, where a man's mates had to turn out and dig his grave, it was an occasion shared by the whole community. - Author: Kylie Tennant
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#54. Indolence, interruption, business, and pleasure; all take their turns of retardation ... .Perhaps no extensive and multifarious performance, said Sib, was ever effected within the term originally fixed in the undertaker's mind. He that runs against Time, has an antagonist not subject to casualities. - Author: Helen DeWitt
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#55. I don't think The Undertaker and Triple H need Shawn Michaels to deliver a spectacular match or make this incredibly interesting. Those two can do that on their own. Right now, as far as I'm concerned, I'm going to be there watching it like everyone else. - Author: Shawn Michaels
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#56. No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring from a nurse or an undertaker. - Author: Anne Tyler
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#57. APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider - Author: Ambrose Bierce
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#58. There is no shame in going out fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there is no honor in not fighting at all. - Author: The Undertaker
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#59. Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. Failure is delay, not defeat. It is a temporary detour, not a dead end. Failure is something we can avoid only by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing. - Author: Denis Waitley
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#60. Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things. - Author: The Undertaker
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#61. Directing a funeral isn't about death at all. Funerals are for the living, not the dead. - Author: Rebecca McNutt
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#62. Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar - Author: Mark Twain
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#63. ... the sea defrauds many an honest undertaker of his profits. - Author: Frederick Marryat
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#64. You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me! - Author: The Undertaker
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#65. Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven. - Author: The Undertaker
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#66. I've crippled more people than polio. - Author: The Undertaker
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#67. If you try me, I will make you famous. - Author: The Undertaker
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#68. As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight. - Author: P.G. Wodehouse
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#69. UNDERTAKER!" the head boomed. "BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU! - Author: Tom Upton
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#70. Failure is not fatal. Failure should be our teacher, not our undertaker. It should challenge us to new heights of accomplishments, not pull us to new depths of despair. From honest failure can come valuable experience. - Author: William Arthur Ward
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#71. She was daft. That's what she was. Completely mental. There was no other explanation for why she was lurking in the back of Butler's Undertaker Lounge and Pub while her siblings were about to go in the front so they could distract him. - Author: Carlene O'Connor
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#72. Well, the priest did very well, considering. He got in all the details, and that is a good thing in a local item: you see, he had kept books for the undertaker-department of his church when he was younger, and there, you know, the money's in the details; the more details, the more swag: - Author: Mark Twain
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#73. Kurt Angle and Randy Orton were great guys to work with. The Undertaker was great to work with, believe it or not, because of the height difference. But overall, my number one choice is Eddie Guerrero, and that's because without him, Rey Mysterio wouldn't be at the level that he was in WWE. - Author: Oscar Gutierrez
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#74. Why put off kicking somebody's *ss next week when I can do it right now. - Author: The Undertaker
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#75. When a doctor refuses money, even the most ethical ones, you usually start driving a good bargain with the undertaker. - Author: Sue Sanders
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#76. I don't want to go into a fridge at an undertaker's. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral. Please can someone sit with me in case I get lonely? I promise not to scare you. - Author: Jenny Downham
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