Quotes About Tupperware

#1. I don't do weddings, funerals or Tupperware parties.

Pamela Kay Walker

#2. Life was always easier, reflected Issy, when you were carrying a large Tupperware full of cakes. Everyone was happy to see you then.

Jenny Colgan

#3. ladies were in the kitchen, industriously packing away into Tupperware containers what looked like it had until recently been a large spread of food.

Neil Gaiman

#4. People aren't tidy creations to be stacked neatly in the Tupperware or poured in premeasured quantities from a box into the Cuisinart with no spills; everybody alive is a lost and disastrous mess.

Joel Derfner

#5. It's a common form of kindness here on Earth to give people food to take home with them when they leave. We even have special receptacles to carry the food in. It's called Tupperware.
Jory explaining leftovers to Dane

Mary Calmes

#6. for the love of God, do not microwave your food in plastic Tupperware! In fact, don't use a microwave. Period.

Natalie Loeffler

#7. The room didn't contain a large jar as Landen had suggested, but rather a human-size sarcophagus made out of Tupperware to ensure freshness.

Jasper Fforde

#8. I am someone who puts their takeout or leftovers into the Tupperware and stores it in the refrigerator overnight.

Jane Krakowski

#9. Tupperware? I don't know. That's what my mom did."
"Well, my mom had to bring bigger containers for food when the family ate outdoors. But she used
this when she and Dad ...

Maisey Yates

#10. Can you keep a secret?"
"Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain't nothing going to get out.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#11. I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.

Si Robertson

#12. I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party.

Stephen Fry

#13. What Tupperware has stood for all these years is the independence of women, allowing women to work from home, earn a living - and that what this Boys & Girls Clubs of America program, the SMART Girls program, is about.

Brooke Shields

#14. She knelt at the side of my bed, kissed my cheek, and I woke, rubbed my eyes, looked up at her dreamily. The hall light shone in my eyes. There was a halo in her hair. It must have been that Tupperware bowl on her head.

Laura Kasischke

#15. Grandma's house had the atmosphere of a Tupperware box left out in the sun. Like a tropical flower, she had to be kept warm and moist at all times, or she would wilt and die.

Matthew Crow

#16. and my mother raised me by herself, supporting us by hosting home parties to sell sex toys instead of Tupperware.

Jodi Picoult

#17. All these years there had been a Tupperware container of bad language in her head, and now she opened it and all those crisp, crunchy words were fresh and lovely, ready to be used.

Liane Moriarty

#18. You can have all this mismatched Tupperware and lids, but you can never get them sealed quite right. That one edge always keeps popping up. It's supposed to fit, but it rarely does. You've gotta try a few lids before you find the one that actually snaps.

Alyson Hannigan

#19. All thanks to an impish, golden-haired, blue-eyed angel and a Tupperware container of cupcakes.

Maya Banks

#20. Sometimes it rained, but mostly it was just dull, a land without shadows. It was like living inside Tupperware.

Bill Bryson

#21. I've sort of been an anthropologist of modern America, in a non-academic way. Whether it's Marines or Tupperware salesladies, high end audiophiles or bike couriers, I'm fascinated by the hallmarks of the American tribe.

Hampton Sides

#22. You can't get sentimental about houses. Or bodies. They're just, I don't know, the Tupperware of the soul.

Eileen Pollack

#23. I chose the members very carefully, based on their ability to correctly answer the following question: "Do you want to go to Orlando at your own expense and perform before Tupperware distributors?" (The correct answer was: "Yes.")

Dave Barry

#24. Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

J. B. Smoove

#25. Like heavy-duty Tupperware, Blayne kept bouncing back.

Shelly Laurenston

#26. People are not like Tupperware, with their lids on securely.

Wally Lamb

#27. I watched my parents. My dad worked nights, and I was aware of how much he was doing for us. My mom was a Tupperware lady and also worked at the school. I always felt that I couldn't let them down. And I had a natural discipline from early on. I was always training for something.

Jennifer Lopez

#28. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

Sue Lawley

#29. By the time we met up again, she'd be able to hand her reaction to me as a tidy package: a single square of lasagna in a sealed Tupperware container as opposed to a squalid kitchen with tomato sauce splattered on the counters. And I wouldn't have to be there while she got it in order.

Curtis Sittenfeld

#30. You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

Jeff Foxworthy

#31. She is bundled up in spite of the temperature, has her e-reader on her lap, and beside her is a little Tupperware bento box with apple slices and mixed nuts.

Jodi Picoult

#32. I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.

Joan Rivers

#33. Some issues stay fresh every time you open them up. It's like evil magical Tupperware
it stays fresh forever.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#34. That's what you get for ignoring the beauty of Tupperware.

Nick Harkaway

#35. It was my own special brand of insanity that made me think the trials of Lucy's life could somehow be eased by the order of Tupperware.

Ann Patchett