Quotes About Toothpicks

#1. You were cut?" "Yeah, but I'm okay. Just a little sore." Devilishness shined in Malik's eyes. "What was the weapon again? Paring knife? Melon baller?" He squeezed his thumb and forefinger together. "One of those cinnamon-flavored toothpicks?

Chloe Neill

#2. My mouth was too large, my eyes turned out, and my legs mere toothpicks.

Jane Greer

#3. My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.

Renee Zellweger

#4. You might as well try and dam Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stop the reform wave sweeping our land.

Billy Sunday

#5. It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a set of detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilization in which I could live and stay sane.

Douglas Adams

#6. I read The Old Man and the Sea but my eyelids bled from the toothpicks that I used to keep them open.

Augusten Burroughs

#7. and debris, and her husband and I settled back, sucking on toothpicks like a pair of feudal lords. This may sound sexist and insensitive and politically incorrect - and it is - but I had long since

Will Ferguson

#8. He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.

Douglas William Jerrold

#9. Americans will eat anything if it is toasted and held together with a couple of toothpicks and has lettuce sticking out of the sides, preferably a little wilted.

Raymond Chandler

#10. When God's people are removed from this earth, you might as well try to dam up Niagara Falls with toothpicks as to stem the flood of lawlessness that will engulf mankind. Thank God for the restraining Spirit today!

Vance Havner

#11. Her lips slid into a foxy grin. I made little Van voodoo dolls and stabbed them with toothpicks.

Pam Godwin

#12. Life direct ... is what Flaubert and Joyce have convinced themselves the man may never get quite clear of but the artist has nothing to do with. What they can't admit is that t is overrated: which artists, faking and fumbling it together out of spit and toothpicks, should know best of all.

Marvin Mudrick

#13. I went to high school in Virginia Beach, Va., and we had these guys - they were surfers. They didn't like me, never talked to me. And if they didn't like you, they threw toothpicks at you. After I did a play, it was different. I found out I was pretty good at something.

Stephen Furst

#14. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

George Carlin

#15. Here come the colours of Madeleine, thought Jack, and the colours went right through his bloodstream now, sailing on tiny boats - spinnakers fixed with little toothpicks.

Jaclyn Moriarty

#16. Angel wanted them all to burn in h-e- double toothpicks forever.

James Patterson

#17. When I was a little girl, I wanted to be a civil engineer. No joke. I would come home from school and build bridges out of toothpicks and see how much weight they would hold before falling.

Bitsie Tulloch

#18. We build model ships in bottles, whispering life into the toothpicks and wire; we make plans and blueprints for the one we hope is coming. And come they do. Fleets of vessels. Battleships and barges. They arrive on the horizon, flags to the sky.

Sarah Kay

#19. Of all the earth her heart most full of sorrow because most full of love.

Walt Whitman

#20. I remember the day I saw my hair was thinning. I don't remember caring much. I don't care. It's just hair. It never bothered me much. I was pretty young, too. And it happened and is happening very slowly. I have a feeling dead people get really mad when we complain about losing hair.

Louis C.K.

#21. Don Cooper is an incredible person. He's not only a great pitching coach, but he's a great human being and a great friend.

Jose Contreras

#22. I love the way you talk. You just let it flow from you as if you own all the words in the world. They're your personal property and you make them dance for you.

Jon Ronson

#23. Forgiveness is the virtue of the brave.

Mahatma Gandhi

#24. My parents, they're the kind of people that didn't want me to get a big head, so they just kept challenging me and challenging me.

Abby Wambach

#25. It was the logic of retaliation that created the constitutional state. The enshrined promise of an eye for an eye, the sinner burning in hell or at least dangling for the gallows. Revenge is basically the foundation of civilization

Jo Nesbo

#26. As my wife you cannot refuse me. I have a right to you, as your betrothed husband. From now, till your death, you will never be able to refuse me. There can be no rape between us, only my rights and your duty.

Philippa Gregory

#27. I think very frequently, musicians become a victim of every song they sing. I like all kinds of recreation. It's aggressive. I want to be part of everything.

David Lee Roth

#28. The world is full of shitheads, Rhea. Don't listen to them - listen to me. And I know that Lou is one of those shitheads. But I listen.

Jennifer Egan

#29. But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings.

Ted Lindsay

#30. We have had a very severe frost and deep snow this month. My thermometer was one day fourteen degrees and a half below the freezing point, within doors.

Gilbert White

#31. I think I have to trust that you end up with the person you're supposed to end up with, and that everything in between is there to teach you stuff.

Taylor Swift

#32. Choices turned to consequences, opinions turned to judgments, and admiration turned to envy. Envy curdled everything, like lemon in milk.

Lisa Unger

#33. I don't want to live in the kind of world where we don't look out for each other. Not just the people that are close to us, but anybody who needs a helping hand. I cant change the way anybody else thinks, or what they choose to do, but I can do my bit.

Charles De Lint

#34. I can snap your spine like a toothpick.

Dave Barry

#35. You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.

Jeff Foxworthy