Top 100 Quotes About Too Old
#1. Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream, nobody is too old for cartoons, bald men are sexy, chocolate is the best medicine, BIG books are better, cats secretly rule the planet, and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.
Richelle E. Goodrich
#2. I've tried word processors, but I think I'm too old a dog to use one.
Dee Brown
#3. There's enormous energy required to carry grudges - enormous energy! And I'm getting too old to expend my energy that way, cause I think every person has a limited amount of energy. So I have given up all grudges.
Ed Koch
#4. Golf is like love. One day you think you are too old and the next day you want to do it again.
Roberto De Vicenzo
#5. want to be overwhelmed, too, while I'm still not too old. I want to be blown away by greatness. Because I've started wanting to become a better person, now, even just a little bit better.
Banana Yoshimoto
#6. You're never too old to chase your dream.
Diana Nyad
#7. I'm one of those people who always wanted to be a writer, so I have a fair amount of juvenilia, though fortunately, I was too old for my juvenilia to be on the Internet.
Ann Leckie
#8. Too pop for punk, too 'old school' for the New Wave, Mumps were a '70s era New York rock band, out of time.
Lance Loud
#9. When you're too old to get it up, I'll still love you. He
Pam Godwin
#10. I'm getting too old to play some parts, but I'm still greedy.
Max Von Sydow
#11. Wouldn't you be pleased if I decided I'm becoming too old for adventuring?"
Viscount Dare frowned. "You're not too old for it. But I'd like to think you're becoming too wise for it.
Suzanne Enoch
#12. I am too old to think that numbers are creating change
Tariq Ramadan
#13. Oh, heart, let's never grow too old To smile anew, when Christmas comes, At tassels red and tinsel thread, And tarlatan bags f sugarplums.
Nancy Byrd Turner
#14. A person's never too old for stories, Bill. Man and boy, girl and woman, never too old. We live for them.
Stephen King
#15. He wastes no time pulling me closer. Rests his chin on my head, his hands on my back.
And we stand like that until I'm too old to remember a world without his warmth.
Tahereh Mafi
#16. It often strikes me that the actors in high school movies look too old.
Roger Ebert
#17. People assume actresses are afraid to get older; the truth is the roles get a whole lot more compelling once you're too old to play dumb.
Olivia Wilde
#19. She's way too old to be acting a fool because she has a screwed-up mommy." "Please. Just please with the blame-my-mommy-'cause-I'm-a-bitch crap,
P.C. Cast
#20. I'm going to prove the haters and doubters wrong. I like when the doubters try to say that I'm (not still) elite or that I'm too old. I'll use that.
Dwight Freeney
#21. Life is Beauty, Mystery, Sweetness and Terror. Get married soon as possible so when you get divorced, you're not too old.
Miss Agony
W.H. Manville
#22. The great comfort of turning forty-nine is the realization that you are now too old to die young.
Paul Dickson
#23. It's unbelievable, it never gets too old. The biggest goal in my career is winning Grand Slams. I don't have a great record in finals, but I'm getting closer to .500, which is nice.
Daniel Nestor
#25. I am too old to have ever been very worried about what "genre" any given book of mine might be. I read everything. I am easily amused.
Margaret Atwood
#26. Sorry, Bramblestar!" Purdy gasped. "I'm too old and stiff for this. I can't get up or down, so I'd better live here, okay?
Erin Hunter
#27. I'm not willing to say I want to return to private life because I'm too old to begin telling lies now.
Paul O'Neill
#28. A person's never too old for stories. Man and boy, girl and woman, we live for them. - Roland Deschain
Stephen King
#29. On Kim Kardashian: I think she's cute. And, no, she's not too old for me. Above 40 is a little too old for me.
Justin Bieber
#30. I wanted to cry, but I realized that I was too old for that. I would be a woman soon and I would have to learn how to live with a divided heart.
Anita Diamant
#31. If we were teenagers, I could kiss you. But I'm on a platform behind a counter wearing a name tag and we're too old to be young.
Caroline Kepnes
#32. Everyone says
I'm too old
for a security blanket.
But a baby blanket
tucked in my
dresser drawer back home
is a lot less expensive
then
psychotherapy.
Sarah Tregay
#34. The childhood years are the best years of your life ... Whoever coined that was an unmitigated fuckwit, a bullshit artist supreme. Life gets better the older you grow, until you grow too old of course.
Keri Hulme
#35. You can't be too old to be a writer, but you can definitely be too young!
Joanna Trollope
#36. They say we're too young to love, but maybe they're just too old to remember..
Wiz Khalifa
#37. in time-out. That's how you're acting - like five-year-olds. It's time you realized that you are sixteen and way too old for this nonsense. And you
Holly Jacobs
#38. I am too old a hand to be put off pleasure by even the certain prospect of not enjoying it.
Kingsley Amis
#39. Some people are a little bit afraid about the future because they see all these gadgets and gizmos coming down the pike and they think they're too old to learn all this new stuff. But eventually they begin to realize, 'Hey, some of this stuff is useful.'
Michio Kaku
#40. I'm too old to be humiliated on reality shows, and I don't want to look desperate. You won't see me on 'Big Brother' or in the jungle.
Bobby Davro
#41. You size up someone physically in less than one second - too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too old, too young, too stuffy, too scruffy.
Helen Fisher
#42. I'm not glamorous, I don't have a look, I don't know anything about opera, I have no Italian, and I'm too old.
Tyne Daly
#43. In 'Gran Torino,' I play a guy who's racially offensive. But he learned. It shows that you're never too old to learn and embrace people that you don't understand to begin with. It seems like nobody else got that message, I guess.
Clint Eastwood
#44. You can never be too old or too young to be attracted to someone. I still remember my first crush back in grade school.
Mike Lee
#45. Eventually I'm going to be too old to be on camera, and I've been doing stand-up a long time.
Jen Kirkman
#46. Never, ever give up. You're never too old to chase your dreams. It looks like a solitary sport, but really a team effort
Diana Nyad
#47. I always said there's no way I'd work in America because I'm too weird and I'm too old, but somehow it's happened.
Tamsin Greig
#48. As long as I have enough money for makeup artists, everything is okay. I feel young and very free. But one day, my face will be too old for the camera.
Sandra Bullock
#49. I'm a warrior at heart; I'm an ex-Navy Seal. I'm too old to wage war anymore, and so now I wage it mentally. And so I find politics very stimulating; it's war without guns.
Jesse Ventura
#50. I used to go outside every day and invent these elaborate worlds and scenarios in my head, and when I grew too old for playing pretend, I started to write everything down instead.
Veronica Roth
#51. If I'm too old to be Emo, how do you account for the very Emo and very old Edgar Allan Poe? Checkmate!
John Green
#52. The moon is too old, the flower is too old;even the sunset is not enough. The only relevant metaphor for you is your mirror image.
Amit Kalantri
#53. Studios are run by those who are way too old or mostly young, who don't think creatively.
James Cromwell
#54. Eventually I lost the idea that I could have a career. I thought I was too old.
Dixie Carter
#55. Okay," I began. "You're too old for me. You're scary. It's creepy that you were so all over my mom and now you're all over me.
Lili St. Crow
#56. I am too old for this. I was born too old for it, and so I am sick to death for quiet.
William Faulkner
#57. They think I'm too old to cause trouble.
Old age is a powerful disguise.
Katherine Applegate
#58. Social media is a really cool way to tell your story to people who are interested in hearing it. It's not getting put through the filter of a television executive who's decided you're too old to justify the expenditure.
Greg Behrendt
#59. I was too old-fashioned male-chauv to allow that; we discussed for a minute and I wound up with the couch
Joe Haldeman
#60. There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.
Kin Hubbard
#61. She was to my ego what Rasputin was to morality, whittling away at my self-image with menaces and put downs viewed as compliments until I realised I was too old, too fat, too tall, too dull, too everything to ever find love.
Tyne O'Connell
#62. Books were a dependable pleasure. I read more then than I ever was able to read again until now when I am too old to work much and am mostly alone.
Wendell Berry
#64. Play before you get good, because by the time you get good, you're too old to play
Joey Ramone
#65. I hope I am not too old to take it up seriously, nor too stupid about machines to qualify as a commercial pilot. I do not feel like spending the rest of my life writing books that no one will read. It is not as though I wanted to write them. *1937
Samuel Beckett
#66. Too old to dream of perfection, perhaps, she had instead discovered a certain delicious appeal in flaws.
Steven Erikson
#67. You're never too old to go after the dreams God has put in your heart. And for the record, you're never too young either. Age is never a valid excuse.
Mark Batterson
#68. Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.
Jincy Willett
#70. And as far as I can see the world is too old for us to talk about it with our new words.
Jack Kerouac
#71. Mamma says she is quite certain that "how old is too old?" is not a question known to the Lord.
Annette Bridges
#72. You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans.
Ellen DeGeneres
#73. May you never grow too old to believe in magic and fairy tales.
Misty Dawn Seidel
#74. Don't anybody mention ice skating; Grandmaw is too old and frail and it wouldn't be polite. Hilda, you suggest dominoes and we'll all chime in - Grandmaw likes dominoes. We'll go skating some other time. Okay, kids?" Jubal
Robert A. Heinlein
#75. In the future, I mean to be a fine streamside entomologist. I'm going to start on that when I am much too old to do any of the two thousand things I can think of that are more fun than screening insects in cold running water
Thomas McGuane
#76. Asia is not going to be civilised after the methods of the West. There is too much Asia and she is too old.
Rudyard Kipling
#77. A supermodel is kind of that first-name recognition, but I'm not quite ready for that super part yet, and I'm afraid that by the time I am, I'm going to be too old anyway.
Christine Teigen
#78. When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?
Lewis Grizzard
#79. You're never too old to keep failing your children, are you? Why weren't we told this was a life sentence?
Beth Gutcheon
#80. I grew up with the concept of freedom of speech. So I'm too old, it's too late for me to adjust to the new world, the new world order.
Bobby Fischer
#81. Neither one should hesitate about dedicating oneself to philosophy when young, nor should get tired of doing it when one's old, because no one is ever too young or too old to reach one's soul's healthy.
Epicurus
#82. But then I stopped allowing myself to dream, because it was more painful to long for things and never get them than to deal with whatever was in front of me. [ ... ] I'm too old to hear confront nonsense anymore. Too old to believe that everything will be alright.
Veronica Roth
#83. When I was in the group homes, I saw some of the kids being moved into foster homes with the potential for adoption. I remember well asking a social worker if I could find a home, too. I was told I was 'too old' and 'no one wants to adopt a 16-year-old.' I felt hopeless and alone.
Angela Featherstone
#84. I tend to be a little too old to feel guilty about watching anything. Like, I watch 'Survivor' every week.
Adam Scott
#85. As long as your heart beats, one is never too old.
Compay Segundo
#87. She immediately became the person they believed her to be: a peculiar, impatient girl, attractive enough yet too old and odd for the village boys who had once been her friends.
Daphne Kalotay
#88. Learn everything you can learn now while you are young. If you think you are old now, well let me remind you that NOTHING IS TOO LATE. If you will start it now, you are never too old to do it! Don't wait for another year older for you to learn something new. JUST DO IT. (You listen to Nike!)
Diana Rose Morcilla
#89. He had never been particularly young, or to put it another way, he had been young for a long time and now was at his true age, old enough for civilized comfrots and not too old for the primal ones.
James Salter
#91. I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
Erma Bombeck
#92. What seems to sell books is good word-of-mouth, not promotion tours. I'm too old to believe that media promotion of a book really matters. What matters is how it will look 100 years from now, not how many copies are sold.
John Updike
#93. You know, I'm too old to be an Eminem guy, but I love the back beat of that song. And he walks into the Fox Theatre and a black gospel choir is rising in song. And he turns to the camera and says ...
David Maraniss
#94. But I'm too old to be written about as a young poet.
Philip Levine
#95. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
Billy Crystal
#96. When you finally learn how to do it, you're too old for the good parts.
Ruth Gordon
#97. I want to start dating the man that I'm gonna marry. I want to start having some fun with someone that I know I'm gonna be with. I don't play any games. I'm too old for that. I've been there; I've been around the block.
LisaRaye McCoy-Misick
#98. The mere dates of my existence do not interest me, except in one connection. When the Great War started I was too old to be acceptable as a volunteer; when conscription followed I was too old to be conscripted.
Laurence Housman
#99. Children born to-day may see the beginnings of a genuine state church in the Republic, with a hierarchy of live wires and a purely American theology. I regret that I am too old to wait for it, for if it comes it will be a lulu.
H.L. Mencken
#100. He tells me that the best man I will ever find will be attracted to other women. I hear this as another fact I am too old not to know. More proof of how unprepared I am to love anyone.
Melissa Bank
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