Top 46 Quotes About Tight Pants

#1. The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants.

Diablo Cody

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#2. They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar.

David Lee Roth

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#3. You don't wear pants that tight unless you got balls.

Seth Green

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#4. They got a lot of kids now whose uniforms are so tight, especially the pants, that they cannot bend over to pick up ground balls. And they don't want to bend over in television games because in that way there is no way their face can get on the camera.

Casey Stengel

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#5. I can't promise I won't soil my trousers in here," he said. "You and me both." Pete extended his hand. Mr. Stovall gripped it tight and they shook on the matter of potential pants-sh*tting, then rejoined the other vampires at the door.

Scott S. Phillips

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#6. I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.

Denis Leary

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#7. That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

Dawn French

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#8. He thinks he is a flower to be looked at And when he pulls his frilly nylon pants right up tight He feels a dedicated follower of fashion. When a waiter at Buckingham Palace spilled soup on her dress: Never darken my Dior again!

Ray Davies

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#9. I don't like tight pants on guys.

Paul Dano

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#10. He wore pointy-toed leather shoes, designer pants that were way too tight, and a god-awful silk shirt with the top three buttons open. Maybe he thought he looked like a groovy love god, but the guy couldn't have weighed more than ninety pounds, and he had a bad case of acne.

Rick Riordan

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#11. Seth frowns disappointedly. Yeah, but Kayden wears those super tight pants when he plays football, which is pretty much the same as tights.

Jessica Sorensen

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#12. Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.

Robin Williams

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#13. Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.

Peter Scott

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#14. Putting your hair in a bun is like wearing tight pants on Thanksgiving. Eventually the stuffing's gonna pop right on out.

Rachel Van Dyken

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#15. Your skin looks like margarine, and your pants are so tight I feel like congratulating the blood that can get to your ass.

Christopher Rice

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#16. Mullets and questionably tight pants aside, the best music in the world was '80s rock, and I had no qualms about admitting it. I didn't want music that was maudlin and depressing - I wanted music that put me in a good mood and made the world look a little bit brighter.

L. H. Cosway

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#17. When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.

Anne Bishop

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#18. Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet and tight pants that squash your balls. Indian clothes are better.

George Harrison

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#19. I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.

Charlie Chaplin

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#20. My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds.

Donatella Versace

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#21. I'm not interested in any other man's G-string. In fact," she slipped her hands down the back of his pants and squeezed his tight, bare ass. "I prefer my man commando."
He nipped at her bottom lip. "In that case, we can search for a she-wolf as soon as I'm finished with you.

Jennifer Turner

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#22. Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Benny Hill

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#23. There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.

Leif Garrett

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#24. I was convinced in middle school that I invented tight-rolling your pants, because I would get hand-me-downs from my brothers, and of course they were bell-bottoms from the '70s. So I would fold and fold over the bells. I like to think I started the trend. But I didn't.

Patrick Wilson

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#25. I don't know any woman in France who doesn't talk to firemen and smile at them, because they're always so sweet, and they're wearing those tight pants. Even my dad looks at their ass when they walk down the street!

Julie Delpy

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#26. There are lots, a lot of people in this pillow factory that we live in all the time. I only know the ones around my squarefull, Flower on my left side, Street doctor=smile on the side that is righty of mine, and occasionally in front the Children8. My pants are tight on grandpa.

J. Peter W.

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#27. Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

Mark Twain

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#28. They're all yours," Taylor whispered. "If you want them." She hoped very much that she did. She hoped Jericho would begin to show her what she was really made of. She slid her hand down the seat of Jericho's pants and pulled her tight. "Let me feel your mouth," she whispered.

Giselle Fox

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#29. I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants.

Queen Latifah

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#30. Just watching her made him too tense, his pants too tight. Dear God, was she even wearing a bra?

Allie K. Adams

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#31. I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

George Harrison

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#32. I think the first thing we need to talk about is you not running around in tight T-shirts and yoga pants." "Fine. I'll stop doing that as soon as you shave." Jack ran his hand along his jaw and grinned. "You like the scruff, huh?" Did she ever.

Julie James

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#33. Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked.

Robert Conrad

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#34. Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.

David Letterman

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#35. In high school I had some famously egregious fashion missteps. I was really out there in fashion, I think because I wanted attention. I would wear crazy patterns, skin-tight pants and giant platform shoes.

Busy Philipps

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#36. Her pants were so tight that if you cut her she wouldn't bleed

Jack Womack

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#37. Besides, taking a chance on romance is a dance in tight pants. It's risky but frisky. But make the right move and your in the groove.

Lisi Harrison

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#38. In my early performing days, I played gigs under the pseudonym Whitey McFearsun. I painted my face blue, wore crimson lipstick, and strung on some tight silver latex pants.

Shawn Amos

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#39. I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes, like when his pants are too tight. But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him.

Liv Tyler

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#40. I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight.

Diane Kruger

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#41. I knew he'd get left behind when the Rapture came due to his swearing and probably also for having long hair and tight pants.

Susan Juby

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#42. When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight
Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.

Warren Miller

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#43. Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants.

Carolyn Hart

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#44. Wen he pulled away e smiled as he said, "I'm on a mission to make you like hockey more than baseball."
"Unless you are wearing tight baseball pants, you aren't keeping my attention.

Toni Aleo

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#45. I'm kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants.

Chandler Parsons

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#46. Every book is like starting over again. I've written books every way possible - from using tight outlines to writing from the seat of my pants. Both ways work.

Bruce Coville

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