Top 100 Quotes About The Ark
			
		    
                #1. We are all passengers aboard one ship, the Earth, and we must not allow it to be wrecked. There will be no second Noah's Ark.
                Mikhail Gorbachev
							 
            
                    
		    
                #2. Philologists, who chase A painting syllable through time and space Start it at home, and hunt it in the dark, To Gaul, to Greece, and into Noah's Ark.
                William Cowper
							 
            
            
		    
                #3. Be like Noah's dove. She made use of her wings to fly, but trust in the ark for safety.
                Thomas Watson
							 
            
            
		    
                #4. If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.
                Ted Shackelford
							 
            
                    
		    
                #5. So I had all the names, three names, and that's good to have on a soap.
                Joan Van Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #6. No! Not her! It can't be! That bitch came over on the Ark!
                Stephen King
							 
            
            
		    
                #7. I always liked the Raiders of the Lost Ark. I still want to be Indiana Jones.
                Kyle MacLachlan
							 
            
            
		    
                #8. I hate that people think it's wrong to say you're inspired by Jaws or by Raiders Of The Lost Ark. You're allowed to be.
                Steven Spielberg
							 
            
                    
		    
                #9. If the Cloud Ark survived, it would survive on a water-based economy.
                Neal Stephenson
							 
            
            
		    
                #10. Your children will go to public school and they will be trained for somewhere around 15,000 hours in ungodly secular thought. And then they'll go to Sunday school and they'll color a picture of Noah's ark. And you think that's going to stand against the lies that they are being told?
                Paul Washer
							 
            
            
		    
            
            
		    
                #12. Remind your critics when they say you don't have the expertise or experience to do something that an amateur built the ark and the experts built the Titanic
                Peyton Manning
							 
            
            
		    
                #13. Don't touch the ark of God! It is the God of Israel who is wounding people with regards to their sin. Do NOT comfort the soul that God is breaking.
                Paul Washer
							 
            
            
		    
                #14. I didn't even know Michele before we started the show but we became great friends, and still are.
                Joan Van Ark
							 
            
                    
		    
                #15. The elective franchise, if guarded as the ark of our safety, will peaceably dissipate all combinations to subvert a Constitution, dictated by the wisdom, and resting on the will of the people.
                Thomas Jefferson
							 
            
            
		    
                #16. The church is like Noah's ark. It stinks, but if you get out of it, you'll drown.
                Shane Claiborne
							 
            
            
		    
                #17. I have been ranting and raving about this ever since the idea of the Cloud Ark was announced. So far all I get in return, from the powers that be, are vague answers and hand-wavy happy talk.
                Neal Stephenson
							 
            
            
		    
                #18. What's so beautiful about girls?" I would implore.
And the secret society of adults would reply with a smirk and wink as if I was merely a boy who couldn't possibly have the mental maturity to comprehend such grown-up concepts as love and bleeding vaginas; "You'll understand someday, James.
                Jake Vander Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #19. It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own ... The inspector would come and examine the Ark, and make all sorts of objections.
                Mark Twain
							 
            
            
		    
                #20. The Age of the Stars had come to an end. Once in a billion years, a feeble supernova illuminated the vestiges of its home; brown dwarfs, neutron stars, blackholes ... lifeless echoes of their former majesty.
                Jake Vander Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #21. My name is Matt Besser, and I'm an Arkansas Razorback. My father is a Jew from Little Rock, Ark., my mother was a Christian from Harrison, Ark., and somehow I'm an atheist now living in L.A. I am a Razorback living in the Razorback diaspora.
                Matt Besser
							 
            
            
		    
                #22. Anytime you're afraid to try something new ... just remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the titanic.
                David Drake
							 
            
                    
		    
                #23. The Titanic was built by professionals. The Ark was built by volunteers.
                Barbara Bush
							 
            
            
		    
                #24. The New Deal repudiation of democracy has left the Republican Party alone the guardian of the Ark of the Covenant with its charter of freedom.
                Herbert Hoover
							 
            
            
		    
                #25. While the Ark Encounter will be able to accommodate 16,000 guests per day, our consultant's research has shown that we could possibly expect more than that during the first few weeks of opening, especially during the summer time frame.
                Ken Ham
							 
            
            
		    
                #26. Every one of our children will be brought into the ark, if we pray and work earnestly for them.
                Dwight L. Moody
							 
            
            
		    
                #27. Most suicidal teens are different; they're tempted to kill themselves. with me, i know i need to die; i should be killed for the things i've done. but i keep feeling this nudge, this TEMPTATION TO LIVE. and everyday i pray to god that i never lose that temptation.
                Jake Vander Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #28. Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals
                Will Rogers
							 
            
            
		    
                #29. Because the golden egg gleamed
in my basket once, though my childhood
became an immense sheet of darkening water
I was Noah, and I was his ark,
and there were two of every animal inside me
                Mark Doty
							 
            
            
		    
                #30. When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
                Joan Van Ark
							 
            
            
		    
            
            
		    
                #32. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I think the same could be said for time.
                Jake Vander Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #33. Ah, the power of two. There's nothing quite like it. Especially when it comes to paying utility bills, parenting, cooking elaborate meals, purchasing a grown-up bed, jumping rope and lifting heavy machinery. The world favours pairs. Who wants to waste the wood building an ark for singletons?
                Sloane Crosley
							 
            
            
		    
            
            
		    
                #35. ... girls were like poems: weird, incomprehensible and boring, but those "in the know" assured me that they were beautiful.
                Jake Vander Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #36. And nobler is a limited command, Given by the love of all your native land, Than a successive title, long and dark, Drawn from the mouldy rolls of Noah's Ark.
                John Dryden
							 
            
            
		    
                #37. An excellent monument might be erected to the Unknown Stockholder. It might take the form of a solid stone ark of faith apparently floating in a pool of water.
                Felix Riesenberg
							 
            
            
		    
                #38. Life operates exactly like the Star Wars prequels. It's boring, bloated, painful when it shouldn't be, and lacks a cohesive storyline. And ultimately, it only exists to boost the ego of its creator.
                Jake Vander Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #39. Well I grew up in the Midwest, and I think the first film that blew my mind was 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.'
                Joseph Kosinski
							 
            
            
		    
                #40. 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' made me want to make films. I am wild about the films of John Carpenter, Ridley Scott, Howard Hawks and Sam Peckinpah.
                Neil Marshall
							 
            
            
		    
                #41. My dream went all the way back to the beginning. The rain rose into the clouds, and the animals descended the ramp.
                Jonathan Safran Foer
							 
            
            
		    
                #42. Rajneeshism is creating a Noah's Ark of consciousness, remaining centered exactly in the middle of the cyclone. You can only escape within, and that's what I teach. I do not teach worship of God or any other ritual but only a scientific way of coming to your innermost core.
                Rajneesh
							 
            
            
		    
                #43. I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
                Zach Braff
							 
            
            
		    
                #44. Noah's ark is on the tombstone of drowning desire and I am walking furiously on water.
                Malak El Halabi
							 
            
            
		    
                #45. Joan of Arc is my namesake. I played her character while still in my teens, at a music festival held at the University of Colorado in Boulder.
                Joan Van Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #46. Among the young ravens driven to roost awhile on Graydon's ark was James Andrew Manallace - a darkish, slow northerner of a type that does not ignite, but must be detonated. ("Dayspring Mishandled")
                Rudyard Kipling
							 
            
            
		    
                #47. If you believe you can accomplish everything by "cramming" at the eleventh hour, by all means, don't lift a finger now. But you may think twice about beginning to build your ark once it has already started raining
                Max Brooks
							 
            
            
		    
                #48. I wasn't one of those kids who dreamed of writing novels when I was 8 or 12. I wanted to be a film director. I wanted to make big action movies. I loved movies like 'Die Hard,' 'Predator,' 'Aliens,' 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.'
                Matthew Reilly
							 
            
            
		    
                #49. Use thy duties, as Noah's dove did her wings, to carry thee to the ark of the Lord Jesus Christ, where only there is rest.
                Isaac Ambrose
							 
            
            
		    
                #50. 7 Then ye shall answer them, That the waters of Jordan were cut off before the ark of the covenant of the LORD; when it passed over Jordan, the waters of Jordan were cut off: and these stones shall be for a memorial unto the children of Israel for ever.
                Anonymous
							 
            
            
		    
                #51. Why do you rant and brag with such a spate of words, as if you wanted to overwhelm me with a sort of tempest and deluge of oratory-which nevertheless falls with the greater force on your own head, while my ark rides aloft in safety?
                Martin Luther
							 
            
            
		    
                #52. I am an ark in the swift flood of time, and my companions, a fellowship. Who throws in with us sails into light.
                Rumi
							 
            
            
		    
                #53. It is said that if Noah's ark had to be built by a company; they would not have laid the keel yet; and it may be so. What is many men's business is nobody's business. The greatest things are accomplished by individual men.
                Charles Spurgeon
							 
            
            
		    
                #54. Action is my first love. When I first started writing, my favorite movies were 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' and 'Aliens', and that sort of thing.
                David Leslie Johnson
							 
            
            
		    
                #55. To all new truths, or renovation of old truths, it must be as in the ark between the destroyed and the about-to-be renovated world. The raven must be sent out before the dove, and ominous controversy must precede peace and the olive wreath.
                Samuel Taylor Coleridge
							 
            
            
		    
                #56. It is sad that while science moves ahead in exciting new areas of research, fine-tuning our knowledge of how life originated and evolved, creationists remain mired in medieval debates about angels on the head of a pin and animals in the belly of an Ark.
                Michael Shermer
							 
            
            
		    
                #57. The story of Eve and the serpent, and of Noah and his ark, drops to a level with the Arabian Tales, without the merit of being entertaining, and the account of men living to eight and nine hundred years becomes as fabulous as the immortality of the giants of the Mythology.
                Thomas Paine
							 
            
            
		    
                #58. I recognize the Republican party as the sheet anchor of the colored man's political hopes and the ark of his safety.
                Frederick Douglass
							 
            
            
		    
                #59. There is but one Church in which men find salvation, just as outside the ark of Noah it was not possible for anyone to be saved.
                Thomas Aquinas
							 
            
            
		    
                #60. Her heart longed for some ark into which it could fly and be at rest. Rough or smooth she did not care, so long as it was warm.
                Thomas Hardy
							 
            
            
		    
                #61. Where I'm at is a big Episcopal church in downtown Newark, New Jersey, sitting in the dark while I try to rescue the doomed bits and pieces of life, in the hope that a mere story can become Noah's Ark and deliver all the living things of the past to a bright and glorious immortality?
                Chuck Palahniuk
							 
            
            
		    
                #62. What did they feed the lions and tigers with in the ark, sir?
                Terry Pratchett
							 
            
            
		    
                #63. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built he Titanic.
                Elizabeth May
							 
            
            
		    
                #64. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
                Howard Ruff
							 
            
            
		    
                #65. A Noah's Ark of mathematicians, their lives, loves, hard times, and madnesses, Loving and Hating Mathematics shows our community with all its warts as well as its triumphs. I especially liked the chapter on much-hated school mathematics, 'Almost All Children Left Behind.'
                David Mumford
							 
            
            
		    
                #66. I've known I wanted to do this ever since I was four years old and watched 'Star Search' for the first time. I mean, Harrison Ford in 'Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark?' My hero.
                Joey Lawrence
							 
            
            
		    
                #67. Everyone has the ability to build a financial ark to survive and flourish in the future. But you must invest time in your financial education to build an ark with a solid foundation.
                Robert Kiyosaki
							 
            
            
		    
                #68. The deepest depth of vulgarism is that of setting up money as the ark of the covenant.
                Thomas Carlyle
							 
            
            
		    
                #69. As when the dove returning bore the mark Of earth restored to the long labouring ark; The relics of mankind, secure at rest, Oped every window to receive the guest, And the fair bearer of the message bless'd.
                John Dryden
							 
            
            
		    
                #70. The people I admire most are those doing outstanding things for the poorest children, such as Michael Wilshaw at Mossbourne academy, Dan Moynihan and all those at the Harris academies, and those at chains such as Ark and the Haberdashers, who are driving up standards in the poorest areas.
                Michael Gove
							 
            
            
		    
                #71. How do you tell one You've spoken with God? / Would you believe someone / Who said that they saw / Plans for a boat / To hold all the beasts / And you and your kids From a flood to retreat?
                Brian M. Boyce
							 
            
            
		    
                #72. The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?
                Judith Hayes
							 
            
            
		    
                #73. David would wear no purple cloth, no symbols of his kingship, when he went to greet the ark. In its presence, we were all of us servants.
                Geraldine Brooks
							 
            
            
		    
                #74. Wherefore I dare not, I, put forth my hand To hold the Ark, although it seem to shake Through th' old sinnes and new doctrines of our land. Onely, since God doth often vessels make Of lowly matter for high uses meet, I throw me at his feet.  - George Herbert1
                Terryl L. Givens
							 
            
            
		    
                #75. You knew then that this was not any kind of hospital that cured, but a hospital that held, that kept their patients away from the rest of the world, a kind of ark that floated along full of life, but not participating in life ... These people no longer made progress.
                Anne Spollen
							 
            
            
		    
                #76. William looked up ... through his tears ... past the catwalk and lights ... past the sky ... through the dark and clouds and stars and into the void where he once knew God existed, then turned himself outside-in, alone, and asked, 'Why?
                Jake Vander Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #77. Sometimes life isn't worth the pain. i'm going for a swim. goodbye, my love.
                Jake Vander Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #78. The fun of working on the road means stealing from hotels. I've been doing it for so long, I have a set of towels from the Ark.
                Joan Rivers
							 
            
            
		    
                #79. I hope to soon be in contact with the man who is searching for Noah's ark.
                Jim Sullivan
							 
            
            
		    
                #80. Quote for the day from an unknown author:
 "Don't ever question the value of volunteers: Noah's Ark was built by volunteers; the Titanic was built by porfessionals".
                Douglas Boren
							 
            
            
		    
                #81. If you're Noah, and your ark is about to sink, look for the elephants first, because you can throw over a bunch of cats, dogs, squirrels, and everything else that is just a small animal and your ark will keep sinking. But if you can find one elephant to get overboard, you're in much better shape.
                Vilfredo Pareto
							 
            
            
		    
                #82. So Ham's wife that was preserved on the Ark was a Negro of the seed of Cain and there was a priestly purpose in it, that the Devil would have a representation as well as God.
                Warren Jeffs
							 
            
            
		    
                #83. When you're on a long running series, you reach a very rarefied, high oxygen area and after a while to keep a show on the air they have to make some very drastic changes.
                Joan Van Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #84. Have a great love for Jesus in his divine Sacrament of Love; that is the divine oasis of the desert. It is the heavenly manna of the traveller. It is the Holy Ark. It is the life and Paradise of love on earth.
                Peter Julian Eymard
							 
            
            
		    
                #85. In the Great Deluge in the days of Noah, nearly all mankind perished, eight persons alone being saved in the Ark. In our days a deluge, not of water but of sins, continually inundates the earth, and out of this deluge very few escape. Scarcely anyone is saved.
                Alphonsus Liguori
							 
            
            
		    
                #86. Any earthly production would have been cancelled at the slightest suggestion of rain, but this was William's Stage - it was William's call - and if the children danced and the congregation remained transfixed, the show would go on.
                Jake Vander Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #87. The mommy-porn genre currently sweeping the book industry and the Babylonian excess of most television shows probably fall within the historical norm in our culture's sleaze index and are not omens of the imminent collapse of civilization, though if I were not so busy, I might start building an ark.
                Dean Koontz
							 
            
            
		    
                #88. All the beasts from sloth to pigmy shrew, arrayed silently in ordered cavalcade as if waiting admission to the Ark.
                M T Anderson
							 
            
            
		    
                #89. Love is the ark appointed for the righteous,
Which annuls the danger and provides a way of escape.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
Cleverness is mere opinion, bewilderment intuition.
                Rumi
							 
            
            
		    
                #90. Among all the world's large creatures, the only survivors of the human flood will be humans themselves, and the farmyard animals that serve as galley slaves in Noah's Ark.
                Yuval Noah Harari
							 
            
            
		    
                #91. You know that moment when you hug somebody, when your heart feels warm and high in your chest and tingly? When you feel just for a second like a baby in a womb ... that nothing matters? That's how I want you to feel. That's what a girlfriend should do, I think.
                Jake Vander Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #92. But in the end, black can never be white, one plus one must always equal two, and Mara Lynn was a normal little girl.
                Jake Vander Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #93. There's scary stuff in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.' There's some really nasty skeletons and dead bodies.
                Colin Trevorrow
							 
            
            
		    
                #94. The score I always have on heavy repeat is 'Raiders Of The Lost Ark!'
                Neil Marshall
							 
            
            
		    
                #95. Ark Storm - what if you could control the weather?
                Linda Davies
							 
            
            
		    
                #96. Running is a great way to relieve stress and clear the mind.
                Joan Van Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #97. It was understood that when I left to do the pilot that I wasn't coming back.
                Joan Van Ark
							 
            
            
		    
                #98. No more prizes for predicting the rain, only prizes for building the arks
                Don Edward Beck
							 
            
            
		    
                #99. Anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzzah, and c God struck him down there because of his error, and he died there beside the ark of God. 8And David
                Anonymous
							 
            
            
		    
                #100. As for the general view that the Church was discredited by the War - they might as well say that the Ark was discredited by the Flood. When the world goes wrong, it proves rather that the Church is right. The Church is justified, not because her children do not sin, but because they do.
                G.K. Chesterton