Quotes About The Apocrypha

#1. Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion.

Terry Pratchett

#2. But there are stories that cannot begin at their beginning, and perhaps this is one of them.

Felix J. Palma

#3. John Wayne treated me fine, but that macho stuff turns me off. It's not real.

Tab Hunter

#4. If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you do find are nearer in spirit to a YMCA than to dens of iniquity.

George Mikes

#5. The leaning of sophists toward the bypaths of apocrypha is a constant quantity. The highroads are dreary but they lead to the town.

James Joyce

#6. JUSTICE: Failure is just God's way of making me better. He knocks me down only to lift me up. I'm awesome, and that's the end of the discussion.

Bijou Hunter

#7. She was pretty in the way water is tasty: it does the job, but lacks pizzazz.
(Skye on Charlie)

Lisi Harrison

#8. All we can do about bullies is wish them happiness & celebrate our own.

Ariana Grande

#9. I still read a lot about teenage angst! Of course, any kind of mourning CAN become pathological and then it 'has to stop', but to move through life untouched by the loss of hopes, beliefs and aspirations once cherished is also questionable.

George Pattison

#10. 6 people + 6 months + 3 cameramen + 1 reality show = infinite drama. I've done the math. - Rose

Krista Ritchie

#11. I have a great belief in spiritual force, but I think we have to realize that spiritual force alone has to have material force with it so long as we live in a material world. The two together make a strong combination.

Eleanor Roosevelt

#12. History, if thoroughly comprehended, furnishes something of the experience which a man would acquire who should be a contemporary of all ages and a fellow citizen of all peoples.

Philibert Joseph Roux

#13. Fear the Lord in every way,
and you will become wise

Apocrypha