Quotes About Tax Forms

#1. It's income tax time again, Americans: time to gather up those receipts, get out those tax forms, sharpen up that pencil, and stab yourself in the aorta

Dave Barry

#2. Self-realization: No ego, no desires, no weight problems, no tax forms, no death to die, no life to live.

Frederick Lenz

#3. Every evening, I come home tired and have just enough energy to fill out the endless tax forms, to pay bills, not to let my house neglected and to hear the radio concert for an hour.

Fritz Zwicky

#4. Americans spend 3 billion hours per year filling out tax forms and keeping tax records.

Jim Ramstad

#5. Most non-programmers don't think of plaintext like that. To them, text files feel like filling in tax forms for an angry robotic auditor that yells at them if they forget a single semicolon.

Robert Nystrom

#6. My only concern about art collaborations is that I never thought of myself as an Artist. My tax forms say Musician/Songwriter.

Sufjan Stevens

#7. I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

Milton Berle

#8. Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms.

Sam Ewing

#9. Your panties need to say, 'Tear me off, for I contain wonders!' Those say, 'Look away while I complete your tax forms.' I'll be back in a jiff with the right ones.

Xavier Mayne

#10. If you believe, if you value and treasure and revere the institution of marriage, then you should want every family unit to be really wrapped in marriage.

Nicolle Wallace

#11. Put a petty criminal in maximum security prison and he'll come out knowing how to rape and pillage.

Michelle Hodkin

#12. Kindness is a language that everybody understands without any words.

Debasish Mridha

#13. A child's mental health is just as important as their physical health.

Kate Middleton

#14. Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance.

Coco Chanel

#15. The signs of good health are an intellect which is free from inhibition and arrogance, a heart which is full of compassion is healthy, a confusion-free mind, a trauma-free memory and a sorrow-free soul.

Sri Sri Ravi Shankar

#16. I think the fact that us as a race still continues to be very tribal and we haven't really moved away from that over hundreds and hundreds of years of experience ...

Michael Fassbender

#17. Looking to advance in journalism, one future editor displayed skilled as varied as economic analysis and humorous commentary.

Harold Holzer

#18. The guitar part is the pivot of everything we do, so if you change the guitar part you no longer have what it is.

Robin Trower

#19. He who is satisfied with his lot is rich;

Lao-Tzu

#20. And I want to say anything is possible. Comma. You know.

Frank Bruno

#21. How many highly paid ball players have a level of wealth in this range? We believe only a tiny fraction. Why? Because most have a lavish lifestyle - and they can support such a lifestyle as long as they are earning a very high income.

Thomas J. Stanley

#22. Americans spend much of their adult lives paying taxes in various forms. We should end this practice of paying a tax that is triggered only by debt.

Jennifer Dunn

#23. Enlightenment is a lot like dying. You might wonder why there aren't more enlightened people. It is because they are afraid to die.

Frederick Lenz

#24. I want the situations and plots to be surprising and unusual.

Arthur Bradford

#25. Madam, I have just come from a country where people are hanged if they talk.

Leonhard Euler