Quotes About Taking Showers

#1. I don't think I'm cut out for a job where you have to look professionally tidy. I prefer working in my pajamas and taking showers after lunch.

Kelly Link

#2. ...as if she'd been taking showers in liquid moonlight.

Rick Riordan

#3. Consider the problem of taking showers with Christians. They are, after all, constantly going on about the business of witnessing in the hopes of making converts to their God and church. Would you want to shower with such people? You never know when they might try to baptize you.

Stanley Hauerwas

#4. The problem of Eternity, of which the face of the Sphinx speaks, takes us into the realm of the impossible. Even the problem of Time is simple in comparison with the problem of Eternity.

P.D. Ouspensky

#5. Highway: Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.
Sgt Gunnery Highway to Stitch Jones in Heartbreak Ridge

Clint Eastwood

#6. I can't live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.

Traci Bingham

#7. Never shall my sad eyes again behold Those pleasures which my thoughts did then unfold.

Emilia Lanier

#8. I hate parties.
And a wedding is the biggest party of all.
All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower.
He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them.
Then I have to greet them.

Sarah Ruhl

#9. One side of the road:
She said to his Him: You are the man I prayed for

Another side of the road:
He said to his Her: You are the woman I prayed for. She wasn't as beautiful as you are.

Bhavik Sarkhedi

#10. It's hard to find a girl with a heart of gold, when you're living in a four letter world.

Warren Zevon

#11. The government of Sudan, employing a back channel direct from its president to the Central Intelligence Agency, offered in the early spring of 1996 to arrest Osama bin Laden and place him in Saudi custody, according to officials and former officials in all three countries.

Barton Gellman

#12. If measures are taken only at the micro level, analyzing the data at the micro level is a correct way to proceed, as long as one takes into account that observations within a macro-unit may be correlated. In

Tom A.B. Snijders

#13. Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry, Archer offered.

Rachel Hawkins

#14. To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.

Bobby Heenan

#15. Did you know? Did the cross cast a shadow on your cradle? Did you shudder each time your hammer struck a nail? How much heaven and how much earth were in this baby at his birth? Did you know, or did you wonder?

Todd Agnew

#16. If you cannot grok the overall structure of a program while taking a shower, you are not ready to code it.

Richard E. Pattis

#17. Today I can joyfully say that one of the best undertakings I have ever made was to study the subject of responsibility

Sunday Adelaja

#18. My friend and I took turns taking the magazine home, reading it over and over again until we had all but memorised it, in the process learning with awestruck disbelief about such things as golden showers and fisting. I was never without men's magazines after that.

Drew Nellins Smith

#19. Some of my funniest thoughts come to me while I'm taking a shower.

Justin Hires

#20. Dad? Um, listen. I have kind of a crazy story for you ...

Sarah Mlynowski

#21. Taking a walk isn't really taking a walk, taking a shower isn't really taking a shower, living isn't living, and dying isn't dying. It only appears to be.

Frederick Lenz

#22. My heart swells with emotion each time I recall the sweetness of my youth!

Peggy Toney Horton