Top 22 Quotes About Software Engineers
#1. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
Douglas Adams
#2. With the rise of software patents, engineers coding new stuff - whether within a large software company or as kids writing smartphone apps - are exposed to a claim that somewhere a prior patent is being infringed.
Jonathan Zittrain
#3. One principle problem of educating software engineers is that they will not use a new method until they believe it works and, more importantly, that they will not believe the method will work until they see it for themselves.
Watts Humphrey
#4. When I go onstage, I kind of turn into a beast sometimes, this alter-ego, you know.
Nicole Scherzinger
#5. Before Ruby on Rails, web programming required a lot of verbiage, steps and time.
Now, web designers and software engineers can develop a website
much faster and more simply, enabling them to be more productive
and effective in their work.
Bruce Perens
#6. Software engineers are sneaky bastards when it comes to data management.
Andy Weir
#7. I've always thought of acting as a tool to change society. I watch a lot of actors and I see panic in their eyes because they don't know why they act and I know why I act. Whether I'm a good or a bad actor, I know why I do it.
Andy Serkis
#8. If every sector of business and society will be driven by software - how does that get enabled? By highly-paid computer scientists funded by risk capital in Silicon Valley? Or by lots of engineers who can build it themselves?
Satya Nadella
#9. So just look mean and don't make eye contact with anyone. (Syn)
Gee, hon, you take me to the most wonderful places. (Shahara)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#10. The amateur software engineer is always in search of magic.
Grady Booch
#11. An unbelieved truth can hurt a man more than a lie.
John Steinbeck
#12. When I closed the door and turned to the guys, I saw they were all leaned slightly to the right, heads tipped, eyes on my behind or, in the case of the lanky guy, my legs. I
Kristen Ashley
#13. Qualified software engineers, managers, marketers and salespeople in Silicon Valley can rack up dozens of high-paying, high-upside job offers any time they want, while national unemployment and underemployment is sky high.
Marc Andreessen
#14. Nothing exists except through human consciousness
George Orwell
#16. 'Sacrifice' seems like such a strong word to me because I wouldn't say I've sacrificed anything. If I didn't enjoy what I do, I wouldn't do it. I might have missed out on a few things when I was younger and growing up.
Liam Tancock
#17. WTO is not the forum for labour standards. Next, the U.S. will argue the time zone difference is an unfair competitive advantage enjoyed by India that enables our software engineers to work while the Americans sleep.
Jairam Ramesh
#18. He that dare not die, dare scarce fight valiantly (475).
Richard Baxter
#19. You're a hero here.'
'I don't want to be a hero.'
'What do you want?'
'I want to be a leader.
Julianna Baggott
#20. Software engineers are apparently not supposed to have a social or family life.
David J. Anderson
#21. The contraption was necessary because my lungs sucked at being lungs.
John Green
#22. If you have expectations, you try to put your standards on someone else's behavior. The fact is you can't control anyone but yourself, so creating standards, as opposed to expectations, keeps the ball in your court.
Daphne Oz
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