Top 36 Quotes About Sneezes
#1. A matriarch who considers powerful sneezes as noise disruptions worthy of eviction.
Alessandra Torre
#2. C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?
Out of the way. - Marigold
Jean Ferris
#3. Speak roughly to your little boy
and beat him when he sneezes!
he only does it to annoy,
because he knows it teases!
Lewis Carroll
#4. A person can change the way he talks, but not the way he sneezes. A person can turn single-fold eyelids into double folds, but the greatest plastic surgeon alive cannot change the look in a man's eyes.
Mo Yan
#5. Everything was blamed on Castro. Mudslides in California. The fact that you can't buy a decent tomato anymore. Was there an exceptionally high pollen count in Massapequa, Long Island, one day? It was Castro, exporting sneezes.
Calvin Trillin
#6. Is it raining out?' the reception girl asked brightly as I filled in the registration card between sneezes and pauses to wipe water from my face with the back of my arm. 'No, my ship sank and I had to swim the last seven miles.
Bill Bryson
#8. Once, when a British Prime Minister sneezed, men half a world away would blow their noses. Now when a British Prime Minister sneezes nobody else will even say 'Bless You'.
Bernard Levin
#9. Sneezes ... always sound much louder to the sneezer than to the hearers. It is an acoustical peculiarity.
Sylvia Townsend Warner
#10. If you're in a confined aircraft; when one person sneezes, it goes all the way through the aircraft.
Joe Biden
#11. Argentina is a marvelous place. Argentines are great bankers of information. They import information; if someone sneezes in Milan or in New York, they clean their faces very fast there.
Emilio Ambasz
#12. I've heard that there are two things that a person simply cannot hide.
Sneezes and love..
But it looks like there's a person who never knows unless you tell them.
Waroo
#13. Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.
Demetri Martin
#14. I wouldn't go anywhere in confined spaces now. When one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That's me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway.
Joe Biden
#15. What am I supposed to say to an atheist when he sneezes, ah, when you die nothing happens.
Dane Cook
#16. I hope his penis falls off. I hope it rots and falls off inside of Miss Teen USA, therefore causing her perfect, twenty-two-year-old vagina to rot and fall out of her thong when she sneezes.
Tara Sivec
#17. I love hiccups and I love sneezes and I love blinks and I love belches and I love gluttons. I love hair. I love bears. For me, the round. For me, the world.
Giannina Braschi
#18. A long time ago when cataclysms were common
as sneezes and land masses slid
around the globe looking for places
to settle down and become continents,
someone introduced us at a party.
Billy Collins
#19. A Muslim has five duties towards another Muslim; to return a salutation, visit the sick, follow funerals, accept an invitation and say 'God have mercy on you' when one sneezes.
Elijah Muhammad
#21. One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, Bless you.
Robert Breault
#22. Sneezes pent but set like traps, the boys crouched, stood, lay sweating a cool and constant brine.
Ray Bradbury
#23. Brazil is in a solid position. In the past, if the United States sneezed, we caught pneumonia. Today, if the United States sneezes, we sneeze too.
Luiz Inacio Lula Da Silva
#24. Though they were not familiar with the expression,to paraphrase the saying, when any country in the Sahel sneezes, the rest of the region catches pneumonia, the men there would have clicked their tongues and ruefully nodded their heads that 'woolayi' this was the truth.
T.K. Naliaka
#25. When I was growing up in Pennsylvania, auditioning for Broadway was my dream.
Taylor Swift
#26. Life would continue, with joys and sorrows, triumphs and tragedies rising and falling like the waves of the sea. It was up to him to respond wisely, enjoy simple pleasures unshaken by the inevitable endless turmoil of the world.
Devdutt Pattanaik
#27. The happiness of America is intimately connected with the happiness of all mankind; she is destined to become the safe and venerable asylum of virtue, of honesty, of tolerance, and quality and of peaceful liberty.
Marquis De Lafayette
#28. Who besides guys like me are part of the reality-based community?
Ron Suskind
#29. I finish a lot of lyrics while I'm in the water and it's always pretty constructive for me to get out in the water. I'm not actually writing the words down, but I have time to think about words, and doing a lot of surfing usually gives me a little space and peace of mind to finish things up.
Jack Johnson
#30. I'm always amazed at how much people 'get' when I'm performing overseas. I've never had to change my act on my international shows; I just make sure that I've taken some time to get to know the people in those countries before I perform. That's been really useful.
Russell Peters
#31. I come from people who have always been polite enough to feel that nothing has ever happened to them.
Patricia Hampl
#32. it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong
Josh Stern
#33. For the rest, he was the same to all men, the fashionable world and the ordinary people. He judged nothing in haste, or without taking account of the cirumstances. He said, 'Let me see how the fault arose.
Victor Hugo
#34. You don't achieve success, you attract success.
Farshad Asl
#35. Some of my dreams are so big they would scare you.
Dolly Parton
#36. When you learn that you can trust life, life will deliver treasures beyond your imagination.
Debbie Ford
