Quotes About Sloths

#1. That's like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths.

Chuck Klosterman

#2. Sloths have no real natural body odor, which helps hide and protect them from potential predators. As a result, their natural smell is a projection of whatever you're feeling at the moment you encounter one.

Ann Burton

#3. Because sloths' metabolisms are so slow, they don't exhibit many external signs of stress and it can be hard to determine their mood.

Ann Burton

#4. Sid is a prehistoric sloth. Sloths move really slowly and they store food in the cheek pouches. That's where I got the voice that you hear. He had to sound as though he was storing food.

John Leguizamo

#5. If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing

Karl Pilkington

#6. Sloths actually are like furry living ecosystems all by themselves! Algae grows on their fur and they are also home to "sloth moths" who call them home and drink their tears.

Ann Burton

#7. The point of sloths is to bring a sense of wonder, magic, and happiness to all other species. Did you know that every other animal's favorite animal is the sloth?

Ann Burton

#8. Besides, how would she have gotten him to fall in? Throw a carpet over it and stand on the other side? That only worked in the old fables and to animals with the brightness of inebriated sloths.

Lindsay Buroker

#9. Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise.

P. J. O'Rourke

#10. I rented sloths by the hour.

Jenny Lawson

#11. My absolute favourite piece of information is the fact that young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of tree limbs, and fall out of trees.

Douglas Adams

#12. Cellphones have, if nothing else, turned TV crime writers into lazy sloths.

Douglas Coupland

#13. Sloths have low metabolisms, so they have to move slowly in order to conserve energy. However, they aren't aimless or "lazy" and they actually move around quite a lot - just very, very slowly.

Ann Burton

#14. Yardy doing a good job out there - 1-14 off his five overs so far - but Bangla are letting this drift. The bowling is there to attack, but they're as passive as sleeping sloths at the mo.

Tom Fordyce

#15. I assert that the art of sculpture, among all the arts connected with design, is at least seven times greater than any other, for the following reason: why, sir, a statue of true sculpture ought to have seven points of view, which ought all to boast equal excellence.

Benvenuto Cellini

#16. Reading is an addiction that I adore.

Vianka Van Bokkem

#17. The Word of God bares weight on all ages always.

Matt Chandler

#18. Perhaps the wilderness we fear is the pause between our own heartbeats, the silent space that says we live only by grace. Wilderness lives by this same grace. Wild mercy is in our hands.

Terry Tempest Williams

#19. When we are bored it is always with ourselves we are bored.

Marty Rubin

#20. You size up someone physically in less than one second - too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too old, too young, too stuffy, too scruffy.

Helen Fisher

#21. The suitable is the last thing we ever want.

Ellen Glasgow

#22. Ralph Waldo Emerson thought of weeds as plants whose virtues had not yet been discovered.

Lisa Unger

#23. To read a book is to hold an entire world in the palm of your hand. That world is unique to you; no two readers can ever inhabit the same world

Arthur Schopenhauer

#24. Her Dream Prince, Gee Gee, was, then, and of course still might be, though I'd always thought of a Dream Prince as having more hair and less avoirdupois.

Leslie Ford

#25. At the moment of waking up, before getting out of bed, get in touch with your breath

Nhat Hanh

#26. Sports, entertainment and aviation are three of the most exciting professions in the world; you are dealing with the same magnitude.

John Travolta

#27. I hate the word 'hippy.'

Robert Carlyle