Quotes About Shithead

#1. I could just call you Asshole or Shithead. Because you're kinda both, you ask me.

Chuck Wendig

#2. No man-made structure in all of American history has been hated so much, by so many, for so long, with such good reason, as that Glen Canyon Dam at Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County.

Edward Abbey

#3. The kind of woman who would breeze into the bathroom while I was shaving and say, Yo, shithead - you going to fix that shelf like you said, or do I have to take you back to Husbands-R-Us?

Michael Marshall Smith

#4. Willem Dafoe is a shithead.

Doug Benson

#5. After all, Ignatius of Loyola, a soldier who had killed and whored and made a thorough mess of his soul, said you could judge prayer worthwhile simply if you could act more decently, think more clearly afterward. As D.W. once told him, "Son, sometimes it's enough just to act less like a shithead.

Mary Doria Russell

#6. He has to play my game!" Sevro says. "Shithead isn't getting out till he plays nice. I'll give him a riddle instead. What do I have in my pocket?

Pierce Brown

#7. Put 'em on and be yourself, mister alienated loner steppenwolf bemused distant meta-izing technocrat rationalist fucking shithead.

Neal Stephenson

#8. The bastard - no other name was necessary, from now on the man formerly known as J.D. would simply be called The Bastard, The Prick, or The Shithead.

Julie James

#9. It's amazing how you can be a total shithead, and yet your soul still wants to hang out with you.

Douglas Coupland

#10. Summer Stoltz had taken a cruise to Insanity Sea, and now I was docked back on land. And I felt the shit. I was the shit. Shithead Summer - that was my new name. I groaned, catching my head in my hands. "Oh, no.

Tijan

#11. Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County: any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem. That town is looking for trouble.

Edward Abbey

#12. Misty started to shake. "Oh, right. Don't worry. I was sitting here tied up, and you get shot, and you don't want me to worry." She swallowed, her throat dry. The thin-walled shack with its many cracks was like an oven. "You're a shithead, Graham.

Anonymous

#13. Roland G. Fryer Jr., while discussing his names research on a radio show, took a call from a black woman who was upset with the name just given to her baby niece. It was pronounced shuh-TEED but was in fact spelled "Shithead.

Anonymous

#14. He began to wonder with genuine concern just what sort of shithead the Pentagon had foisted on him.

Joseph Heller

#15. Susan, you were a mighty fine woman when you were alive and all, but personally I'd rather be gang-raped by giant, rabid, syphilitic porcupines, than join your shithead, hippie-commune, undead family, you scrawny-ass, vampire skank whore.

Larry Correia

#16. You're making a mistake, shithead, Avasarala said, and dropped the connection.

James S.A. Corey

#17. Charlie Manx laughed, the big, hoarse hee-haw of a country shithead who has just heard a joke involving a kike, a nigger, and a feminist.

Joe Hill

#18. You know, you're not such a shithead." "No," Ronan replied, "really I am.

Maggie Stiefvater

#19. Once I was adviced never to trust a pretty face. Well, and what should I do when a meet a shithead?

William C. Brown

#20. Oh, so slimy bastard shithead had been a lecturer?

Tim Lebbon

#21. You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right, Isa?" Isadora frowned. "Depth perception.

Elisabeth Naughton

#22. You're too sensitive', says the disrespectful shithead.

Robin Sacredfire

#23. J. Edgar Hoover, J. Bracken Lee, J. Parnell Thomas, J. Paul Getty
you can always tell a shithead by that initial initial.

Edward Abbey

#24. Joke in book:
You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception.

Elisabeth Naughton

#25. This is the Detroit I want to write about," he says, feeling urbane as fuck. "Tattoo seances and nutty street art and text-message millionaires. People don't even know this is happening."
"Of course we know it's happening, shithead," Anorexic Thor says. "You don't know it's happening.

Lauren Beukes

#26. Did Llandrindon kiss you?" She nodded slowly in the framework of his hands. "Just once." Jealousy entered his voice. "Did you like it?" "I wanted to. I tried to." She closed her eyes and turned her cheek into his palm. "But it wasn't at all like your kisses.

Lisa Kleypas

#27. If I came across a role that is completely mainstream [and] commercial, but it's the right one, I'd jump at the chance.

Kylie Minogue

#28. Huygens was, of course, a citizen of his time. Who of us is not? He claimed science as his religion and then argued that the planets must be inhabited because otherwise God had made worlds for nothing.

Carl Sagan

#29. My operas and my theatre works are very formal pieces.

Harrison Birtwistle

#30. MIRANDA O, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in't! PROSPERO 'Tis new to thee.

William Shakespeare

#31. Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.

Steven Wright

#32. As the Strategist had said, if you want your enemy to fight to the death, cut off all escape; if you want your enemy to retreat, leave a path open.

Brent Weeks

#33. To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know exactly. I wrote every note, and I know exactly where everything is.

Steven Wright

#34. British flight attendants warn you not to tamper with the smoke detectors in the aircraft toilets, whereas American flight attendants warn you not to tamper with, disable or destroy them.

Terry Eagleton