Quotes About Security Guards

#1. I don't want security guards. I don't think security guards are particularly good for your writing.

Mark E. Smith

#2. I would do 'Superbad,' and the next offers you would get would all be crazy cop characters or crazy security guards or something.

Bill Hader

#3. They turned over the reception desk and the poor security guards did the only thing they could do. They ran.

Marlon James

#4. Gas stations are considering hiring security guards. Why are they getting security guards? We're the ones getting robbed.

Jay Leno

#5. None of the wives mention the security guards by the door, who will probably tackle us to the ground if we try to leave without our husbands.

Lauren DeStefano

#6. If security guards aren't allowed to carry guns, I don't have to obey their made up rules.

Daniel Tosh

#7. He cannot deny a certain relief in being able to sift through academic tomes, fulfilling his journalistic duty without having to barge past security guards at the Arab League or grab man-on-the-street from women at the market. This library work is easily his favorite part of reporting so far.

Tom Rachman

#8. I mean I constantly had security guards around me when I was younger and I wasn't allowed to go to the mall with a lot of my friends and stuff like that. And so, when I finally was able to sneak out, I would just really, really take it to the next level.

Nicole Richie

#9. You can avoid the press if you really want to and I don't walk around with five security guards either because I think that just draws attention.

Rod Stewart

#10. When we were in Sweden, there was a fan that hid in a bin. I think one of the security guards saw and tried to take her out, and she went a bit crazy and started tackling them.

Zayn Malik

#11. Singer Boy Dylan was stopped at his own sow by security guards who failed to recognize the singer. Asked to comment, Dylan replied, 'I can hardly blame them. Look at me.'

Craig Kilborn

#12. It wasn't for children, seventh grade. You could read the stress of even entering the building in the postures of the teachers, the security guards. Nobody could relax in such a racial and hormonal disaster area.

Jonathan Lethem

#13. Practise your confidence tricks on the street and you risk getting shot by trigger-happy security guards; do it in the office and you get put on the board.

James Scudamore

#14. The fastest growing occupation in the private sector is security guards. The fastest growing occupation in the public sector is prison guards. (1992)

Robert Reich

#15. At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel out of place, like, 'Hey, the rednecks are in town!'

Dave Haywood

#16. I don't have big security guards. I don't have an entourage.

Taylor Swift

#17. America employs more private security guards than high school teachers.

Russell Brand

#18. My family kinda hit the skids. We were experiencing poverty at that point. We all got a job, where the whole family had to work as security guards and janitors. And I just got angry.

Jim Carrey

#19. We now in the United States have more security guards for the rich than we have police services for the poor districts. If you're looking for personal security, far better to move to the suburbs than to pay taxes in New York.

John Kenneth Galbraith

#20. It was not the money that was my main motive; it was the challenge and the thrill where I got my kicks. Armed robbery to me was like a sport. To take on an armored vehicle with two armed security guards - it was like an athlete attending the Olympic Games.

Drexel Deal

#21. Pets in the Afterlife [10w]
All dogs go to heaven;
all iguanas go to hell.

Beryl Dov

#22. You specialize in something until one day you find it is specializing in you.

Arthur Miller

#23. No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a skyscraper.

Jadakiss

#24. We might as well give in to the tug of our spirits to explore this confounding and wondrous world. We might as well greet each other as endless pilgrims and bid each other well on our way. Because we're already on the road ...

Anthony Lawlor

#25. An investment operation is one that can be justified on both qualitative and quantitative grounds.

Benjamin Graham

#26. How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?

Alice Cooper

#27. But who guards the guardians?

Juvenal

#28. I think part of what makes someone a great actor is being able to walk into a situation emotionally available and open, and have all your guards down, and just have that level of trust and security in yourself to know that you could walk out on that limb with someone else and be safe.

Katie Aselton

#29. I don't do celebrity.

Rhys Ifans

#30. The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards.

Gene Spafford

#31. I am a strict monogamist: it is twenty years since I last went to bed with two women at once, and then I was in my cups and not myself.

H.L. Mencken

#32. Education as growth or maturity should be an ever-present process.

John Dewey

#33. Sometimes, you can hurt another person by being true to yourself, but in the longterm you are doing both of you a favour. You can also hurt them by just being a selfish bitch and there is no excuse for that. Sometimes it is quite difficult to tell the two situations apart.

Kate Kerrigan

#34. If it is impossible to judge merit and guilt in the field of natural science, then it is not possible in any field, and historical research becomes an idle, empty activity.

Justus Von Liebig

#35. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new guards for their future security -

James Madison