Quotes About Seat Belts

#1. People in general are not interested in paying extra for increased safety. At the beginning seat belts cost $200 and nobody bought them.

Gene Spafford

#2. We don't mess around with organized conspiracies in this country; we tie our seat-belts and sit back to enjoy the drive.

Andy Paula

#3. Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

Herman J. Mankiewicz

#4. Then a beat-up car lurched into sight towing an even more beat-up car. As the cars came near, I saw that they were connected back to front by a loop made of two seat belts buckled to each other. That was the only time I ever saw a Russian use a seat belt for any purpose at all.

Ian Frazier

#5. He does this on purpose," Stephanie's mother said as they sat in the car, seat belts on and ready to go. They watched him appear at the front door, shrug into his jacket, tuck in his shirt, go to step out, and then pause.
"He looks like he's about to sneeze," Stephanie remarked.

Derek Landy

#6. I used to be a reasonably careless and adventurous person before I had children; now I am morbidly obsessed by seat-belts and constantly afraid that low-flying aircraft will drop on my children's school.

Margaret Drabble

#7. First bathrooms, now cars. At least people are wearing their seat belts.

Donna Lynn Hope

#8. In the 1960s, the public demanded seat belts in cars, but automakers balked. Not until government intervened did seat belts become standard equipment. Now, no one would consider buying a vehicle without this basic safety feature.

Eric Schneiderman

#9. With our seat belts still fastened, there's no way for us to move closer, at least not without clearly stating our intentions to do so. And this is all too young and new for that.

Carrie Ryan

#10. Have fun tonight...And take care in all the usual ways, boys. Say no to drugs, and drinking and driving. Yes to seat belts and condoms.
--Granny Rikker to Johnny & Mike

Sarina Bowen

#11. We're one of the forces that causes actors to fasten seat belts before they take off chasing the bad guy in the car ... or removes some of the cigarette smoking on television.

Gerald McRaney

#12. Nobody was hurt, thank God, because both drivers were wearing seat belts. Thank God, thank God.

Kurt Vonnegut

#13. The chariot lurched and bumped. It had no seat belts and the back was wide open, so Piper wondered if Jason would catch her again if she fell.

Rick Riordan

#14. A typical 'Larry King Live' is a pastiche whose absurdism defies parody. Wearing his trademark suspenders and purple shirts, he looks as if he's strapped to the chair with vertical seat belts, unable to eject.

James Wolcott

#15. The interior would have resembled the backseat of a really big car if the seat belts hadn't had five-point fasteners that looked like they belonged in an X-wing fighter.

Maggie Stiefvater

#16. Man, wear your seat belts. That's all I can tell everybody. You never know.

Tom Brady

#17. We take our vitamins, we go to exercise class, we put on our seat belts. And then something blindsides us and gives the lie to our carefully constructed facade of safety.

Anna Quindlen

#18. Seat belts. Welcome to Psi Services. I'm Zach and I'll be your driver on this epic quest to freedom. If you look out your windows
but, obviously, don't because Ruby just told you not to
you can give Nevada the finger as we pull away.

Alexandra Bracken

#19. The seat belt irked his father more than Uncle Colin's not eating meat, because, though his father never said it, Larry knew he considered seat belts cowardly.

Tom Franklin

#20. Without liberals we wouldn't have unions. We wouldn't have environmental protections. We wouldn't have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things!

Janeane Garofalo

#21. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.

P. J. O'Rourke

#22. He'd say "I love you" to every man in the squad before rolling out, say it straight, with no joking or smart-ass lilt and no warbly Christian smarm in it either, just that brisk declaration like he was tightening the seat belts around everyone's soul.

Ben Fountain

#23. All my money was made doing the dates and selling products when I was out there on the road.

Mickey Gilley

#24. Your future and success stands at the door steps of your own efforts and hardworking.

Auliq Ice

#25. The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.

Chuck Palahniuk

#26. He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

Neil Simon

#27. Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time ... and last night, all those people were at my show.

Mitch Hedberg

#28. The importance of awakening to our evolutionary origins is paramount because irrational ideas about "who we are" fuel our sense of separateness

Christopher Zzenn Loren

#29. Real art has the capacity to make us nervous.

Susan Sontag

#30. I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.

Carol Leifer

#31. A sense of growth is so important to happiness that it's often preferable to be progressing to the summit rather than to be at the summit.

Gretchen Rubin

#32. What you focus on expands. So focus on what you want, not what you do not want.

Esther Jno-Charles

#33. You never know how much good you do.

Gordon B. Hinckley

#34. Self-expression, to me, is something that you worked on, that you have mastered a skill to say something in the most artful way that you can. It's not just blurting stuff out and having verbal diarrhea.

John Leguizamo