Quotes About Santa Clause

#1. You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in your ass.

Craig Ferguson

#2. An essential point in the social philosophy of interventionism is the existence of an inexhaustible fund which can be squeezed forever. The whole system of interventionism collapses when the fountain is drained off: The Santa Clause principle liquidates itself.

Ludwig Von Mises

#3. Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?

Jon Bon Jovi

#4. Because seeing someone's heart ripped out, presumably for the first time, is something a person should accept naturally, like finding out there's no Santa Clause.

Katrina Monroe

#5. Or why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-"
"It's Herman Melville.

Lemony Snicket

#6. When Tim Allen made The Santa Clause, I thought that was a delightful film. It took a modern sensibility but layered onto it a kind of sentiment.

Leonard Maltin

#7. They talk some more, Will prompting Peter into remembering their early childhood on the barge. How their parents always went that extra mile to make their infancy special, like the time they brought a freshly killed department store Santa Clause home for their midnight Christmas feast.

Matt Haig

#8. How about that one?"
"That fat thing?"
"Amber, it is a Christmas tree. It is supposed to be fat and jolly looking, like Santa Clause.

Sarah Holman

#9. Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it.

Emma Watson

#10. God? Nope." requel's smile told me she was joking around to make this easier for me "santa clause? No again.

Claudia Gray

#11. Reading Plato should be easy; understanding Plato can be difficult.

Robin A.H. Waterfield

#12. Sometimes you just can't be afraid to wear a different hat. If Columbus had complied, this whole world might still be flat.

Garth Brooks

#13. I was thinking the other day that there will never be another form of music that everybody has to respond to - like disco.

Daniel Clowes

#14. They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I've learned is they can actually do all three at the same time. Who knew?

Josh Duhamel

#15. Like my father and grandfather, Philippe and Jacques-Yves Cousteau, I've dedicated my life to exploring and protecting our seas, in large part through documentary film.

Philippe Cousteau Jr.

#16. Nothing in life is easy, even Santa comes with a clause

Subhasis Das

#17. Opinions are secondary when dealing with reality. They're subjective reflections.

Frederick Lenz