Quotes About Rear Ends

#1. I can go into a lab and fool the rear ends off any group of scientists.

James Randi

#2. Why do guys insist on wearing those odious jeans with their rear ends hanging down around their ankles? Do they really think it's hot?

Steve Kluger

#3. Excuses are like rear ends. Everybody has one and they stink.

Tom Curle

#4. I would never jeopardize classified information to be brought out to the public. This information is all open source. There is no reason to worry about classification. It is simply an attempt by bureaucrats to cover their rear ends.

Curt Weldon

#5. You watch pro ball and those guys spend so much time with their hands on each other's rear ends, you'd think they were feeling for diamonds or something.

Catherine Gilbert Murdock

#6. Yes, this world is truly terrible, which is why the pure and the holy come bravely forward: They have decided to eradicate the sins of the world. They want to standardize people, keep them in order, keep them in place under their own rear ends. They are the reason I have had to die a hundred times.

Zhang Xianliang

#7. Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!

Jim Ross

#8. I'm kicking myself in the rear end every day, saying, 'Did I really book this many shows? What am I doing?'

Justin Moore

#9. So I am not teaching you to be good, I am not teaching you to be bad; I am teaching you only to be whole. To be whole is to be healthy and to be healthy is to be holy.

Rajneesh

#10. I always strive, when I can, to spread sweetness and light. There have been several complaints about it.

P.G. Wodehouse

#11. I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.

Cary Grant

#12. Let's face it, the human eye is clumsy, sloppy, and unintelligible when compared to the camera's eye.

Robert Smithson

#13. If you get careless or go romanticizing scientific information, giving it a flourish here and there, Nature will soon make a complete fool out of you. It does it often enough anyway even when you don't give it opportunities.

Robert M. Pirsig

#14. From fire, water, the passage of time, neglectful readers, and the hand of the censor, each of my books has escaped to tell me its story.

Alberto Manguel

#15. You are defined by how you live your life, not whom you live it with, and certainly not by what you gave up to be with that person.

Greg Behrendt

#16. What about Jesus Christ? I say that he was a precursor of idealists; a precursor of socialists.

Mikhail Gorbachev

#17. There is no such thing as a completely original technique or subject.

Donald Lambert