Top 41 Rear End Quotes

#1. Not that managing in the American League is easy, but this is certainly different. I'll have to have somebody poke me in the rear end when I have a pitcher that's going to hit.

Joe Torre

Rear End Quotes #22163
#2. When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"

Jerry Lawler

Rear End Quotes #117013
#3. Every time Europe looks across the Atlantic to see the American Eagle, it observes only the rear end of an ostrich.

H.G.Wells

Rear End Quotes #199506
#4. Hell, when I was in high school, a drive-by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window!

Jeff Foxworthy

Rear End Quotes #300683
#5. Mark My Words Jack Frost ... Before I Die I Am Going To Buy A Yacht And Sail Off To A Nice Warm & Sunny Paradise. Freeze And Abuse Someone's Else's Rear End ... You Been Warned.

Timothy Pina

Rear End Quotes #301051
#6. She had a rear end as big as an open dictionary and a bad attitude.

Elizabeth McCracken

Rear End Quotes #367878
#7. Every hour you spend on your rear end ... saps your energy and ruins your health.

Tom Rath

Rear End Quotes #406902
#8. I wanted to get up and face Setne, but my rear end had other ideas. It wanted to stay where it was and be in extreme pain. Butts are like that sometimes. They can be, well, butts.

Rick Riordan

Rear End Quotes #430859
#9. The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers it's rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.

Chanakya

Rear End Quotes #570182
#10. America would still be an unnamed continent full of migratory tribes chasing the rear end of a buffalo every time their stomachs growled.

Ann Coulter

Rear End Quotes #688808
#11. I've reached that point in my journey, where there is more scenery in the rear view mirror than there is roadway ahead, I now have the time to write. I would rather hit the end of the road at full throttle than coast to a stop in the sunset.

Dennis Randall

Rear End Quotes #695414
#12. I judge a woman and a horse by the same criteria: legs, head and rear end.

Elizabeth Arden

Rear End Quotes #851649
#13. the edge. Great. Now his firm rear end

Anne Carrole

Rear End Quotes #882693
#14. Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day.

Darrell Royal

Rear End Quotes #902886
#15. It's quite funny in that I once won Rear of the Year at my school! I was about 17 in the sixth form and we used to have an end of year celebration and give out different awards. I even got a little trophy!

Jessica Ennis

Rear End Quotes #912232
#16. I've prided myself on being in excellent condition-as good as any man in my profession. Now this doesn't come from sitting around on your rear end. This comes from hard, hard work.

Wilt Chamberlain

Rear End Quotes #935363
#17. In Michigan recently a man won a lawsuit for substantial damages because, he claimed, a rear-end collision in his car had made him a homosexual.

Simon Blackburn

Rear End Quotes #938134
#18. The first place I gain weight is in my rear end. I love my butt, but I have a tendency to get saddlebags there, so I need to watch it.

Kourtney Kardashian

Rear End Quotes #957506
#19. Bastien's gaze dropped to Terri's behind as he followed her out of the office. He was beginning to understand Lucern's fascination with Kate's behind. Not that he found Kate's rear end fascinating, but Terri's? Well, that was another matter.

Lynsay Sands

Rear End Quotes #1013987
#20. People say the seats at sporting events are too small. My response is, 'That's why we're trying to work on the size of your rear end!'

Mick Cornett

Rear End Quotes #1064664
#21. I've heard a lot of nasty rhetoric about the president. We're going to kick your rear end out of the White House and stuff. That's just not the way I behave.

John Kasich

Rear End Quotes #1067003
#22. Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.

Tim Allen

Rear End Quotes #1097320
#23. You can live by biblical principles, and you can teach by those principles and still be a winner. So many coaches think you've got to kick your players in the rear end. You've got to cuss them out. You've got to hit them across the head. No. You don't have to do that.

Bobby Bowden

Rear End Quotes #1201050
#24. What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.

Jerry Seinfeld

Rear End Quotes #1203758
#25. I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.

Cary Grant

Rear End Quotes #1251404
#26. My rear end was blood-raw from my so called brilliant ideas rebounding on me.

Malorie Blackman

Rear End Quotes #1313005
#27. Maybe its not necessarily a dead-end job; maybe more along the lines of a rear-end one.

Johnnie Dent Jr.

Rear End Quotes #1479911
#28. At a rear window I hear the heart-rendering cries of my captive kind, plus a lot of yammering from the idiotic dogs, who will raise about the same ruckus for a simple rabies shot as they would for the end of the world.
--Midnight Louie

Carole Nelson Douglas

Rear End Quotes #1532549
#29. Did all the lets and bars appear
To every just or larger end,
Whence should come the trust and cheer?
Youth must its ignorant impulse lend
Age finds place in the rear.
All wars are boyish, and are fought by boys,
The champions and enthusiasts of the state

Herman Melville

Rear End Quotes #1533793
#30. I don't look back. I don't live my life in the rear-view mirror because, if you do, you're bound to end up wrapped around a pole somewhere.

LL Cool J

Rear End Quotes #1569904
#31. Eric was incensed, to use a good entry from my word of the day Calender. In fact his eyes were almost throwing sparks he was so angry. "This woman has been mine, and she will be mine" he said in tones so definite I thought about checking my rear end for a brand.

Charlaine Harris

Rear End Quotes #1597855
#32. Momentum carried the truck's rear wheels up and off the ground. From the perspective of Howard's low-slung sports car, the heaving back end of the truck was the mouth of a monster gaping wide to swallow him.

Dan Webb

Rear End Quotes #1653577
#33. Towards four o'clock, the rebels felt strong enough to take the offensive. A brigade with a battery under Earle managed to strike the Federal right on the flank and rear and throw it into utter confusion, which spread rapidly along the whole front. Now came the disastrous end.

Henry Villard

Rear End Quotes #1683380
#34. A twerp was defined as a guy who put his set of false teeth up his rear end and bit the buttons off the backseats of taxicabs.

Kurt Vonnegut

Rear End Quotes #1705516
#35. Jesus didn't just give hugs; He also gave a hammer. Paul didn't just pass on holy kisses; he also tirelessly dealt out swift and holy kicks to the rear end of the ancient church. The Bible has the manly stuff intact, and that is why it is such a great mystery how it got lost in the modern church.

Eric Ludy

Rear End Quotes #1707314
#36. What in the name of Voldy's pasty-white rear end was that?

G. Norman Lippert

Rear End Quotes #1730586
#37. Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.

James Thurber

Rear End Quotes #1768940
#38. There is a page in 'Diary of a Worm' in which the worm tells his sister that no matter how much time she spends looking in the mirror, her face will always look just like her rear end. Any girl that grew up with brothers can relate to the merciless teasing.

Doreen Cronin

Rear End Quotes #1769452
#39. What I have is a bunch of really hungry, amazingly talented guys that can kick anybody's rear end.

Neal Schon

Rear End Quotes #1788066
#40. I'm kicking myself in the rear end every day, saying, 'Did I really book this many shows? What am I doing?'

Justin Moore

Rear End Quotes #1859221
#41. Pat Patterson works at The Brisco Brothers bodyshop Yeah, he does rear-end work!

Jim Ross

Rear End Quotes #1878059

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