Quotes About Putting The Toilet Seat Down

#1. All that matters to me is the man in front of me right now. (Tory)
I'm not a man, Soteria. (Acheron)
I know. But if you think your godhood excuses you from putting the toilet seat down, think again. (Tory)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#2. I have no interest in teaching writers how to sell. I want to teach them how to write. If the process is sound, the product will take care of itself, and sales are likely to follow.

William Zinsser

#3. As I walked along that path,

I felt drawn from myself, elated,

struck stupidly good for a moment

by the extravagant beauty of the world.

Garth Greenwell

#4. show me your friend and i'll tell you who you are

Mariam

#5. Artists never make wars. They are too busy making life out of the matter of their visions.

Marya Mannes

#6. I thank Marc Jacobs so much for giving me the opportunity to design a shoe for Louis Vuitton, but the thing that broke my heart most was when they said, 'You're finished. The shoe's finished.'

Kanye West

#7. Blood strikes back.

Rebecca Walker

#8. Something your father wouldn't have told you, he began. Taking blood, it leaves a mark on you. No matter how it's done, or how it's justified, it leaves a mark that goes in deep. Be sure you're willing to wear that mark before you take the blood.

J.D. Robb

#9. Eyes will not see when the heart wishes them to be blind.

Seneca The Younger

#10. A man is valued by how sincere he is, and a man is also valued by how much he knows. But if a man knows nothing, he will be regarded a fool, no matter how sincere he is.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#11. Aping what you've already done is just so dangerous and unrewarding.

Andy Summers

#12. If the criminal will not keep his gains for ever and his victim will not always suffer want, surely man passes like a shadow and troubles himself in vain.

Mark The Evangelist

#13. Strategy 101 is about choices: You can't be all things to all people.

Michael Porter

#14. My Mt. Rushmore of hero worship would include Ralph Waldo Emerson, Marcus Aurelius, Frank Sinatra and Barry White.

Karen Duffy