Quotes About Pringles

#1. It's not food if it's called by the same name in every language. (Think Big Mac, Cheetos, or Pringles.) .

Michael Pollan

#2. I think Pringles initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles is a laid back company. They said, "Screw it. Cut 'em up!"

Mitch Hedberg

#3. If there is a lot of matter, gravity will cause space to curve back on itself, yielding the spherical shape. If there is little matter, space is free to flare outward in the Pringles shape. And if there is just the right amount of matter, space will have zero curvature.*

Brian Greene

#4. Empty Sex is like Pringles: You can eat million of them, but they never really fill you up. If you want to be truly satisfied, you have to eat real food.

Jasinda Wilder

#5. So much hate and depression is making me feel sick, although that could also be attributed to the Pringles that I sandwiched between two Oreos.

Melina Marchetta

#6. When my legs go back you can hear them jangle, once ya pop you can't stop like a can of Pringles.

Nicki Minaj

#7. This death has been sponsored by Pringles, Taco Bell, Toyota, Trojan Condoms, and one evil, fucking genius.

Stephanie Jackson

#8. Sitting around on the couch eating Pringles all day is not going to help anyone.

Jennie Garth

#9. If you gave a bag of potato chips to the guy who invented Pringles, he'd look at you like you were trying to hand him an abortion.

Dana Gould

#10. He was one of those susceptible, highly-strung persons who cannot bear to have made a blunder which, though they do not admit it to themselves, is enough to spoil their whole day.

Marcel Proust

#11. When I'm with you, I can't keep my hands off of you. When I'm not with you, I can't keep my hands off of myself.

Anonymous

#12. I'm pringle. That's kinda like single but hungry

Michael Clifford

#13. You are not evil, Fell. You have just been robbed of love. Of light.

David Clement-Davies

#14. One decision make differences, so make one.

Deyth Banger

#15. If I'm not pointing people to Jesus then I'm wasting my life.

Aaron Gillespie

#16. SINNERS are those who pretend to teach meditation

Vishal Chipkar

#17. When I see a wall that's hung with different objects, framed or unframed, what I like about it is its fluidity and rule-breaking nature. Just experiment a bit.

Nate Berkus

#18. There's just a feeling you get from certain things you do in life that just kind of feel pure and independent of what's actually, physically, going on.

Craig Ferguson

#19. John Quincy Adams resolved to the discipline of rejecting argument for argument's sake would he sees that a fellow cabinet member is trying to draw him in to debating proposals the president will already reject.

Paul C. Nagel

#20. Reviewers, with some rare exceptions, are a most stupid and malignant race.

Percy Bysshe Shelley