Quotes About Polygraph

#1. I want to live in an honest house
where the motion detector is so sharp
it knows when my thoughts leave the room.

I want a clap on lamp that works as a polygraph;
when you swear you still love me, the lights flicker.

Megan Falley

#2. To become a Secret Service agent, applicants must pass a polygraph exam. But after being hired, agents are never required to undergo regular lie detector testing again.

Ronald Kessler

#3. I am not opposed to the limited use of polygraphs in a case where a person is suspected of wrongdoing. But widespread use of the polygraph as a screening tool goes far beyond what is acceptable.

Jeff Bingaman

#4. Donald Trump, pedophile - Donald Trump, polygraph test ... soon.

David Howard

#5. Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Dov Davidoff

#6. The FBI, to its credit in a self-serving sort of way, rejects the routine use of the polygraph on its own people.

Aldrich Ames

#7. The U.S. is, so far as I know, the only nation which places such extensive reliance on the polygraph. It has gotten us into a lot of trouble.

Aldrich Ames

#8. I wish someone would give my heart a polygraph; it keeps lying and flipping and changing its mind.

Jasmine Warga

#9. After reviewing the polygraph charts in private, the polygraph examiner told me that I had passed and that he believed I had nothing to do with the anthrax letters.

Steven Hatfill

#10. Polygraph tests are 20th-century witchcraft.

Sam Ervin

#11. If she is given full immunity ... in order to verify that she's telling the truth, which I'm sure she is, I would be happy to submit her to a polygraph examination. Lie detector's not a good word because they can't detect lies.

William H. Ginsburg

#12. Later, I went down to the Washington field office and an onsite polygraph was administered.

Steven Hatfill

#13. My own view is that if you filled every member of the parliamentary Labour party with a truth drug and lashed them to a polygraph lie detector, very, very few of them would support foundation hospitals.

Frank Dobson

#14. The use of the polygraph has done little more than create confusion, ambiguity and mistakes.

Aldrich Ames

#15. And they asked me to take a polygraph as to the allegations and reports I'd made. I volunteered and I took the polygraph and passed it without a glitch.

Sibel Edmonds

#16. I'm not sure. I did not set it up. I have never done a polygraph test in my life. I didn't know what to expect. I was just there to answer the questions that they put in front of me.

Rafael Palmeiro

#17. Floote shot his other gun.
This time the bullet hit the man's chest. The vampire fell backward, crashed into a loaded display cabinet, and landed on the floor, making exactly the same sound a carpet makes when whacked to get the dust out.

Gail Carriger

#18. Ya'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.

John Green

#19. You and I know and do not believe that life is so dear and peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery.

Ronald Reagan

#20. The things we love destroy us every every time, lad

George R R Martin

#21. To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting.

Stanislaus I

#22. All that you've loved is all you own

Tom Waits

#23. All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.

George Carlin

#24. I believe I am strengthening the Constitution with my case.

Michael Newdow

#25. Three good men dead, to save a hedge knight's foot.

George R R Martin

#26. You can pray for whatever you want, but it is always best to pray for others, not for yourself.

John Fire Lame Deer

#27. When words are both true and kind, they can change the world.

Gautama Buddha

#28. Natural selection deals ruthlessly with any population, bird or beaver, which fails to solve the problems of its environment with all those resources, learned or unlearned, which may be at its disposal.

Robert Ardrey

#29. It is a little weird now, going over to Heath's place. It's like, 'Hi Heath, hi Nomes.' Very strange!

Martin Henderson

#30. The entire drug phenomenon of the 1960s happened without the concept of shamanism to help it along.

Terence McKenna