Quotes About Piers Morgan

#1. There's nothing good on the news. You're not telling me CNN is all cats in trees, are you? Nothing can be that good if Piers Morgan is in it, you know what I mean?

Noel Gallagher

#2. It took forever for me to get work because I was a political comic, and now it's become good business, and God knows how long that'll last. You have to do it night after night after night to kind of make it. I still find myself on 'Piers Morgan' or on some show and I think, 'I hope this is funny.'

Lewis Black

#3. You don't want to make an enemy of Piers Morgan.

Lynne Truss

#4. I'm sure the next time Piers Morgan asks me to host his show again I will ask President Obama to be my guest.

Harvey Weinstein

#5. As I told Piers Morgan, 'Catholics have confession, whereas Northern Irish Protestants only have interviews.'

James Nesbitt

#6. I am just not a great fan of the Piers Morgan format. I would rather do something a bit more substantial.

David Cameron

#7. Many questions torment America in its dark night of the soul, questions more urgently pressing, and yet it must be asked: How did we get stuck with Piers Morgan? Who is he, why is he here, is he returnable?

James Wolcott

#8. Christine O'Donnell: Well, don't you think as a host, if I say "this is what I want to talk about", that's what we should address? Piers Morgan: Not really, no. You're a politician.

Christine O'Donnell

#9. Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

Piers Morgan

#10. There's a value to getting the meal on the table every night, and there's a value to being an old-school kind of parent.

Sharon Stone

#11. With courage, always go where you fear to go.

Debasish Mridha

#12. Pay no attention to the criticism of men who have never themselves written a notable work.
Ezra Pound

Ezra Pound

#13. If they are truly nonviolent, they must also realize that civil disobedience is an impossibility till the preliminary work of construction is done.

Mahatma Gandhi

#14. Most of the men that sue in Hollywood are all about 5' 2'. They wake up every day, know they're tiny and feel very angry about it, so they go out and sue people.

Piers Morgan

#15. Would people know that nothing can happen unless the entire universe makes it happen, they would achieve much more with less expenditure of energy.

Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj

#16. This is the amazing thing about you. Had I not known anything about your story, I would have absolutely not a clue that you had ever been a boy - a male. Which makes me absolutely believe you always should have been a woman.

Piers Morgan

#17. Sometimes I think that novelists suffer from P.C.S.: Perpetual Childhood Syndrome.

Simon Mawer

#18. Journalists like to say I started off sweeping the pottery floors. But it was just a short-lived part time job doing that after I left school.

John Caudwell

#19. Singers always have an advantage. You know, everyone can connect to a song in a way that they cannot do to a basketball act or a magician act or whatever.

Piers Morgan

#20. I'd swap everything I've done in my miserable little life to bat like Virender Sehwag

Piers Morgan

#21. That amazing moment when your crush has a crush on you. It's a wonderful feeling knowing that the person who you want to be in a relationship with likes or loves you back.

Piers Morgan

#22. All the heat should come my way

Piers Morgan

#23. When I was growing up, I always thought my hair was messy.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

#24. There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I don't come from that school.

Piers Morgan

#25. Whenever we condemn, we cloak the world in pain.

Hugh Prather

#26. Bill O'Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you're going to get.

Piers Morgan

#27. Chase your dreams. Don't wait til the dreams come true.

Greyson Chance

#28. I went to public school, elementary through high school. I went to homecoming, to football games, pep rallies, I got detention, I got an F. I've done it all.

Raven-Symone

#29. I think that variety is the key to our success. It is what makes us [artists] different, and long may that continue.

Piers Morgan

#30. Strong reasons make strong actions.

William Shakespeare

#31. I want to interview the most important people in the world and have everyone in America the next day going, 'Did you see that?'

Piers Morgan

#32. History is littered with many, many talented young people who got a break damaged in the end by fame and other things when they were young and took it.

Piers Morgan

#33. They say you can tell a lot about a country by the way it treats its prisoners ... I believe the same can be said for how a country treats its children

Jill Telford

#34. There are many different ways of categorizing news. It doesn't have to be just war and famine and serious politics.

Piers Morgan

#35. What is it about this ideological dream of the right to bear arms that overrides any other rights, I mean the rights to not have your children killed at school?

Piers Morgan

#36. I kind of think we have too many guns in this country,

Piers Morgan

#37. There is a certain advantage to the British accent. I do notice that Americans love it; they think the we Brits are smarter than perhaps we are.

Piers Morgan