Quotes About Peanut Butter And Jelly

#1. The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

Mario Diaz-Balart

#2. I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

Janet Evanovich

#3. I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Jack Black

#4. Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.

Jozy Altidore

#5. I'm a big breakfast person: Eggs, bacon and yogurt is my go-to meal before a round. On the course, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches are great for energy, but a protein bar works, too.

Lexi Thompson

#6. In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled - even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball.

George Vecsey

#7. Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Janet Evanovich

#8. When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

Lisa Rinna

#9. I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don't regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here.

Ronnie Van Zant

#10. Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.

Bobby Flay

#11. All I know is wherever you are, I'm gonna be, because we belong together. We're like two peas in a pod. Like peanut butter and jelly, or macaroni and cheese.

J.M. Darhower

#12. Family and dysfunction went together like peanut butter and jelly. Family sagas. Everything would be okay. But how?

Diana Y. Paul

#13. There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Billy Joel

#14. Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.

Anna D. Shapiro

#15. This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

Jessica Simpson

#16. I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve grits and oxtail stew at a formal dinner, and if you didn't like it, well then you ate more beans or you went home and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Marjorie Gubelmann

#17. I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.

Channing Tatum

#18. Listen up, Nic," she said firmly, looking straight into his gray-blue eyes. "If you die on me out here, so help me I'll hold seances and pester you. I won't give you a moment's peace in the hereafter," she threatened in a fierce whisper. Gabrielle O'Hara, River of Dreams

Sharon K. Garner

#19. You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

Dick Van Dyke

#20. If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness.

Barbara Johnson

#21. The opposite of every great idea is another great idea.

Niels Bohr

#22. Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

Jase Robertson

#23. The three things I cannot change are the past, the truth, and you.

Anne Lamott

#24. Micropayments are great if you use them for a product or service with certain properties. It must be one where you can get away with usage-based pricing, and where there is a strong rationale for making it cheap, yet not free.

Nathan Myhrvold

#25. All my life, I'd been around men. That night, I discovered the tenderness of a woman

Khaled Hosseini

#26. Why would the gods send a warning if we can't heed it and change what's to come?

George R R Martin

#27. I am zee peanut butter; you are zee jelly. Come, cherie, let us make a sandwich of luuuv." That

Julie Ann Walker

#28. My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time.

Julia Roberts

#29. Faith without works is like Peanut Butter without Jelly, Ham without Cheese, and Kool aid without Sugar. God helps those that help themselves

Autumn Crum

#30. I look just like one of Brianna's UGLY finger paintings. Because now I'm completely covered with: 1. brown peanut-butter stains 2. purple jelly stains 3. white soap suds AND 4. bright fluorescent-green hand soap from the girls' bathroom.

Rachel Renee Russell

#31. Peanut butter, jelly, applesauce? Are you six? I grinned at him.
He didn't smile back, though, just looked at me for a few beats as if considering my question. In some ways, yes, Bree. In other ways, no

Mia Sheridan