Peanut Butter Jelly Quotes

#1. I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked.

Channing Tatum

#2. Peanut butter, jelly, applesauce? Are you six? I grinned at him.
He didn't smile back, though, just looked at me for a few beats as if considering my question. In some ways, yes, Bree. In other ways, no

Mia Sheridan

#3. I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

Janet Evanovich

#4. I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Jack Black

#5. Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.

Jozy Altidore

#6. Convincing Elinor, that whatever other unpardonable folly might bring him to Cleveland, he was not brought there by intoxication.

Jane Austen

#7. I'm a big breakfast person: Eggs, bacon and yogurt is my go-to meal before a round. On the course, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches are great for energy, but a protein bar works, too.

Lexi Thompson

#8. Like her father, Bess never forgot a hurt or a service.

Jeane Westin

#9. You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.

Dick Van Dyke

#10. If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness.

Barbara Johnson

#11. In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled - even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball.

George Vecsey

#12. Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Janet Evanovich

#13. When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly.

Lisa Rinna

#14. I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve grits and oxtail stew at a formal dinner, and if you didn't like it, well then you ate more beans or you went home and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Marjorie Gubelmann

#15. Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

Jase Robertson

#16. I don't understand this phrase 'I've paid my dues.' We didn't have any money and lived on peanut butter and jelly, and I loved it. I don't regret any of it. We never expected to make it this far, but we worked hard to get here.

Ronnie Van Zant

#17. Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.

Bobby Flay

#18. Deep assignments run through all our lives; there are no coincidences.

J.G. Ballard

#19. All I know is wherever you are, I'm gonna be, because we belong together. We're like two peas in a pod. Like peanut butter and jelly, or macaroni and cheese.

J.M. Darhower

#20. Family and dysfunction went together like peanut butter and jelly. Family sagas. Everything would be okay. But how?

Diana Y. Paul

#21. There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Billy Joel

#22. Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast.

Anna D. Shapiro

#23. The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

Mario Diaz-Balart

#24. I am zee peanut butter; you are zee jelly. Come, cherie, let us make a sandwich of luuuv." That

Julie Ann Walker

#25. In that case, on behalf of Earthlife, I urge that, with full knowledge of our limitations, we vastly increase our knowledge of the Solar System and then begin to settle other worlds.

Carl Sagan

#26. My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time.

Julia Roberts

#27. Faith without works is like Peanut Butter without Jelly, Ham without Cheese, and Kool aid without Sugar. God helps those that help themselves

Autumn Crum

#28. He thought of dying as a kind of adventure, something new that he hadn't yet experienced. Like an unusual vacation trip.

Anne Tyler

#29. I look just like one of Brianna's UGLY finger paintings. Because now I'm completely covered with: 1. brown peanut-butter stains 2. purple jelly stains 3. white soap suds AND 4. bright fluorescent-green hand soap from the girls' bathroom.

Rachel Renee Russell

#30. This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.

Jessica Simpson