Quotes About Parking Spaces

#1. We drove around for half an hour in search of two free parking spaces because you couldn't get into a single one," he said, to banish those thoughts.
"It was just an excuse to keep you with me," Alice replied. "But you never understood anything.

Paolo Giordano

#2. What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?

Derek Landy

#3. Most people don't grow up. It's too damn difficult. What happens is most people get older. That's the truth of it. They honor their credit cards, they find parking spaces, they marry, they have the nerve to have children, but they don't grow up.

Maya Angelou

#4. People fight over parking spaces more than they do for each other; then they bemoan the fact they can't find love.

Donna Lynn Hope

#5. The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Will Rogers

#6. As long as the people who kinda wanna go kill other people are going to go kill other people who kinda wanna go kill other people, you're killing all the right people and opening up all the best parking spaces.

Doug Stanhope

#7. Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.

Clea Duvall

#8. Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging.

Maya Angelou

#9. People with a lot of money aren't in the business of throwing it away, and those paying footballers' wages, organising parking spaces for dead sharks, and even, dare I say it, buying iPads, are doing it because, for them, it's worth the money.

Ian Watson

#10. Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.

Jerry Seinfeld

#11. Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are already taken and the ones left are running out of their metres

Barbara Johnson

#12. There is an Irish way of paying compliments as though they were irresistible truths which makes what would otherwise be an impertinence delightful.

Katharine Tynan

#13. When I disconnect from Skype, I can let go of the cheerful face I've been trying to hold for Jess's sake.

Lark O'Neal

#14. As, blind and deaf, the whale plunged forward, as if by sheer power of speed to rid himself of the iron leech that had fastened to him; as we thus tore a white gash in the sea,

Herman Melville

#15. I've had a terrific life, from building one company to be the second largest company in the securities industry and merging that into American Express, and becoming president of that company.

Sanford I. Weill

#16. Rules meant order. Without them they'd be killing each other. It began with butting in, with parking in disabled spaces, with smoking in elevators. And it ended in murder.

Louise Penny

#17. The must have it now mentality, was man's first step into the gorging of his natural home.

Lotte Hass

#18. I mean, I can do that all day long. I can tell you the Vulcan's are not actually devoid of emotion. That they work hard to suppress their emotions. And of course, there actually are no real Vulcan's, though I know the ins and outs of them as fictional characters.

Brad Warner