Quotes About Olive Garden

#1. I am officially Jewish, but I'm Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.

A. J. Jacobs

#2. The CEO of the Olive Garden blames his company's low profits on Obamacare - which is odd because most people won't eat at the Olive Garden until they have health insurance.

Conan O'Brien

#3. She looked at me in a troubled sort of way, the way I look today at people who rave about the food at Applebee's or the Olive Garden.

Wade Rouse

#4. America has been conditioned to think of pasta as the never-ending pasta bowl and Olive Garden.

Joe Bastianich

#5. But, yes, I'm hungry." "Well, there's an Olive Garden next door." My face twisted up. "An olive garden? Like... we go and pick olives? I mean, I'm going to need more sustenance than that. What's so funny?

Jessica Gadziala

#6. I don't know anything about American history or presidents. I don't know what tailgating is! I've never been to an Olive Garden!

Emma Watson

#7. The Olive Garden is bringing back its 'Pasta Pass,' which lets you eat as much pasta as you want for seven weeks. In a related story, Chris Christie just suspended his campaign.

Conan O'Brien

#8. Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

Andy Borowitz

#9. Dee would not be taking him to Olive Garden. That was where I drew the line.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#10. My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

Mike Birbiglia

#11. Dreams don't come true. Dreams die. Dreams get compromised. Dreams end up dealing meth in a booth at the back of the Olive Garden. Dreams choke to death on bay leaves. Dreams get spleen cancer.

Douglas Coupland

#12. He hasn't even eaten at Olive Garden, so I doubt he's a connoisseur of hotels." - Kat
"No Olive Garden? Man, we've got to get that boy some endless breadsticks and salad. Travesty." - Daemon

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#13. Don't judge a person on winning or losing.

Dong Dong

#14. Saying hello to something new means saying good-bye to something old and loved.

Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

#15. Amiel was looking at me with the kind of interest that made my mouth dry up. I was Braille and his eyes were fingers.

Laura McNeal

#16. Two or more year ago she was out workin' in her rose garden one mornin' - did you know, boy, she's got over sixty different kinds out there? - and she said to me, said, 'Mr. Blakeslee, I wouldn't even mind dyin' if'n I could be buried in a bed of roses.

Olive Ann Burns

#17. Football is a team sport and not an individual sport. We win as a team, and every individual is better if we are part of the team.

Fernando Torres

#18. Intellectuals that approach me, only serve to feeding my intellectualism. Imaginists that approach me, only serve to enhancing my Imaginism. It's impossible to feed my I, for I am the Greatest 'I AM.

Lionel Suggs

#19. And you bring your words,
But you're just like them,
You're unprepared
'Cause you don't know the terrain

Dar Williams

#20. True leaders are born when you find something to die for

Myles Munroe

#21. I was always just into my music and maybe into trying to save the world a little bit. I never really thought I'd have a hit record or anything like that. I was prepared to travel around all over the country, kind of like a Johnny Appleseed, and sing.

Don McLean