Quotes About Monkey Love

#1. My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing with something like that. A monkey, I can handle it. A dog, yeah; I would get a monkey.

French Montana

#2. I don't think I'm vain ... but I do like to be lit well.

Kim Cattrall

#3. One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him.
- Monkey D. Luffy

Eiichiro Oda

#4. The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.

Gene Wilder

#5. Said the Knave, I didn't write it and they can't prove that I did; there's no name signed at the end.

Lewis Carroll

#6. What must it be like for a woman to live with power over men rivaled only by God for the first third of her life, build her identity over her looks, only to feel it slip away as time tumbles by? Feel the shift in how people treat her, as though getting old is a contagious affliction?

Tyler Knight

#7. I'm stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me."
I'm not hitting on you," he protested.
No?"
Believe me, you'd know if I was hitting on you. You wouldn't be able to stop yourself from succumbing to my charms.

Nicholas Sparks

#8. Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without judgment: It is, sadly, true. An unhealthy mother's love is withering.

Anne Lamott

#9. You and I are forever at the mercy of the census-taker and the census-maker. That impertinent fellow who goes from house to house is one of the real masters of the statistical situation. The other is the man who organizes the results.

Walter Lippmann

#10. I'd waited for this opportunity with Claudia for a long time - ever since elementary school when I tried to impress her on the monkey bars and woo her with my crayon drawings. But I couldn't have been with her any sooner. You can't expect someone to love a shadow.

Suzanne McKenna Link

#11. His heartbeat seemed to be shaking him apart, like the impacts of a wrecking ball on an old building.

Tim Powers

#12. People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, 'Well, I love monkeys, I love my fans, why not put the two together?'

Max Schneider

#13. Love's like a junkie, addiction's a fact. Passion's a monkey, you can't keep off your back.

Elton John

#14. To live drown in love.
To live like the dead, fear the love.

Debasish Mridha

#15. When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

David Spade

#16. It's love this and love that but of couse it's so easy to love someone you don't know, whether it's George Clooney or Monkey. Staying civil to someone with whom you've ever shared Christmas turkey- now there's a miracle.

Nick Hornby

#17. Lord Ram gave Hanuman a quizzical look and said, "What are you, a monkey or a man?" Hanuman bowed his head reverently, folded his hands and said, "When I do not know who I am, I serve You and when I do know who I am, You and I are One.

Tulsidas

#18. It is very important to keep the communication lines flowing so that you develop mutual admiration and respect.

Kristen J. Duca

#19. I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.

Teddy Sheringham

#20. Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger.

Craig Brown

#21. women have a tremendous capacity to forgive the idiots they love." My

Lauren Rowe

#22. As for me I will follow the path of the pink bunnies.

Magenta Periwinkle

#23. You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a man the option between choosing you and a monkey.

M.F. Moonzajer

#24. That's no dog," he said. "It looks like a monkey and a dog fell in love and had babies and this is the ugly one they didn't want.

Derek Landy

#25. I love trolling around the internet and I am nuts like an 8-bit Monkey on cocaine.

Sultan Khan

#26. People love that monkey torture.

Thomas Lennon

#27. Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity.

H.M. Ward

#28. I can read a lot of French newspapers with Google Translate and have them read quite comfortably.

Ethan Zuckerman

#29. I wonder if it would be unethical for me to turn James Marsters? And then force him to fake the Cockney accent? And then make him my love monkey?

Molly Harper

#30. He ate his supper without bread. A double helping and bread
that was going too far. The bread would do for tomorrow. The belly is a demon. It doesn't remember how well you treated it yesterday; it'll cry out for more tomorrow.

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

#31. Maybe I had found true love. Not that true love is a bitter, rotten dead monkey in a box. But then again, maybe.

Aaron Cometbus

#32. The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something.

Muhammad Iqbal