Quotes About Misspelling

#1. E-I-E-I-O is actually a gross misspelling of the word farm.

George Carlin

#2. There was no plan for us. We are a misspelling being erased by Death in order for the story of total chaos to continue.

Keith Buckley

#3. #Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.

E.A. Bucchianeri

#4. You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.

Tucker Max

#5. During my military service, I performed a sketch in which I played a flea called Max. So when critics kept misspelling my name, I decided to change it and thought, 'Ah! Max!'

Max Von Sydow

#6. I always thought the name of Utah's major newspaper was some sort of weird misspelling of the word "desert." But no, Deseret is the "land of the honeybee," according to the Book of Mormon. I guess I should have figured they would have caught a typo in the masthead after 154 years.

A. J. Jacobs

#7. Rachel would call the vet this morning, they would get Church fixed, and that would put this whole nonsense of Pet Semataries(it was funny how that misspelling got into your head and began to seem right) and death fears behind them.

Stephen King

#8. Google is ridiculous. Everyone uses Google, and that's why Google has such an attitude. Because it's so popular, it's conceited. I mean, it has a serious attitude. Have you tried misspelling something lately? See the tone that it takes? 'Um, did you mean ... ?

Arj Barker

#9. Grammar is the analysis of language.

Edgar Allan Poe

#10. When we take a slight survey of the surface of our globe a thousand objects offer themselves which, though long known, yet still demand our curiosity.

Oliver Goldsmith

#11. Be true to your Dick.

Vladimir Nabokov

#12. Coaching is making men do what they don't want, so they can become what they want to be

Tom Landry

#13. I don't know what is truth,but I can tell you how to find it!

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

#14. The reality is I'm not a 'get knocked down and come back harder' kind of guy.

Greg Giraldo

#15. Only the French, I guess, really use tenor and alto to any great extent in the orchestra.

Gerry Mulligan

#16. Love grows from stable relationships, shared experience, loyalty, devotion, trust.

Richard Wright

#17. Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.

Joe Biden