Top 28 Quotes About Microwave Oven

#1. Because for me it is almost analgesic to talk about what the white man is doing against us. And it keeps a person frozen in their seat, it keeps you frozen in your hole you're sitting in.

Bill Cosby

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#2. Time is how you spend your love.

Zadie Smith

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#3. The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C - not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.

Stephen Hawking

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#4. The true philosopher lives his life as a dress rehearsal for death.

Peter Kreeft

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#5. Is there any more futile, soul-irradiating experience than standing before the little window on a microwave oven watching the carousel slowly revolve your frozen block of dinner?

Michael Pollan

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#6. you don't need to understand any of the biology, just as you don't need to understand radiation to use a microwave oven.

Timothy Ferriss

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#7. My favorite affirmation when I feel stuck or out of sorts is: Whatever I need is already here, and it is all for my highest good. Jot this down and post it conspicuously throughout your home, on the dashboard of your car, at your office, on your microwave oven, and even in front of your toilets!

Wayne Dyer

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#8. Give yourself more opportunities for privacy, when you are not bombarded with duties and obligations. Privacy is not a rejection of those you love; it is your deserved respite for recharging your batteries.

Wayne Dyer

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#9. My dream is to go spend a week on some island with no phone.

Cara Delevingne

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#10. Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven

Charles Petzold

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#11. Claire put scientifically enhanced popcorn in the microwave oven. "I never feel like I'm putting food in one of these things," she then says, entering with beeps, the time-set into the LED. "It feels more like I'm inserting fuel rods into a core.

Douglas Coupland

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#12. Diamonds aren't forever. Diamond engagement rings have only been a "necessary luxury" for about eighty years. We take the tradition of a diamond engagement ring for granted, as if it were as old as marriage itself. It's not. In fact, it's only about as old as the microwave oven.

Aja Raden

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#13. I generally don't climb something if it makes me feel fear. The beauty of soloing is that there's no pressure - no one's telling me to do it. So if something seems scary, I don't have any obligation to do it. I can prepare further or just walk away entirely.

Alex Honnold

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#14. Tis in my memory lock'd,
And you yourself shall keep the key of it.

William Shakespeare

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#15. I don't have a microwave oven, but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks stuff.

Mitch Hedberg

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#16. He eased back and murmured, "You taste so damn sweet. Like maple syrup."
"And you taste like stolen bacon.

Lorelei James

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#17. I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows?

Mitch Hedberg

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#18. He always has a joke to tell or is doing something so seriously ridiculous that you can't help but laugh at him. Last night, he tried to dry his socks in the microwave.
Yeah.
Then Boo yelled at him. She told him the oven works better.

Belle Aurora

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#19. I'm on your side here, Bram Stoker. Don't get your cape in a bunch." Angel

Ditter Kellen

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#20. The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

James Randi

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#21. I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

Erykah Badu

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#22. I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

Steven Wright

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#23. The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ... If you suffer from hurry sickness in its most advanced stages, you may find yourself punching 88 seconds instead of 90 because it is faster to tap the same digit twice.

James Gleick

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#24. They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

Steven Wright

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#25. The beginning of love is all about the butterflies, but the end of it is when you can't get out of bed in the morning.

Taylor Swift

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#26. Vidocq and Allegra are holding hands on the small bed. I don't need to listen to their hearts or breathing. They're radiating tension like a microwave oven. Kasabian has gone back to his computer, trying to ignore all of this. Traven looks a little lost. Candy's not much better. I

Richard Kadrey

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#27. We are a nation that shouts at a microwave oven to hurry up.

Joan Ryan

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#28. Who combats bravely is not therefore brave, He dreads a death-bed like the meanest slave: Who reasons wisely is not therefore wise,- His pride in reasoning, not in acting lies.

Alexander Pope

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