Quotes About Massages

#1. Trust me, lots of guys bring women up to their rooms when their wives are aren't there and get massages, it happens all the time. It means 'nothing'. - Author: Triple H

#2. I'm hosting weekend retreats all over America. It is like a 24-hour slumber party for moms. We laugh, eat, play games, get massages, win prizes, talk about parenting and even cry a bit. - Author: Lisa Whelchel

#3. I can't be under the weight of the character for a 14-hour shooting day. I don't think anybody can do that. - Author: Robert Loggia

#4. He can cook and give good massages. What more do you need in a husband? - Author: Jill Shalvis

#5. When you're getting old, obviously you try to put on the best cream, you have massages, you try to stay beautiful, but I think wrinkles can sometimes be more beautiful than having none. - Author: Carine Roitfeld

#6. I worked with Ice-T, Ice Cube, and Tupac! But Tupac was the sweetest man in the world. That whole thug thing was an act - it was silly and dumb. He was a complete gentleman and one of the kindest men I've ever met. - Author: Lori Petty

#7. All governments lie, but disaster lies in wait for countries whose officials smoke the same hashish they give out. - Author: I. F. Stone

#8. I'm a sensualist. My two main indulgences are dark chocolate and massages. - Author: Carla Gugino

#9. I like hair each and every way. I like to give scalp massages - to pull and tug on it. But my favorite style is long, real hair in a dusty blonde-brown color. - Author: Trey Songz

#10. Lakshmi massages Vishnu's feet. Is this male domination? Kali stands on Shiva's chest. Is this female domination? Shiva is half a woman. Is this gender equality? Why then is Shakti never half a man? - Author: Devdutt Pattanaik

#11. She thought that Fontley had suffered as much from a negligent mistress as from an improvident master. - Author: Georgette Heyer

#12. The fact that a belief has a good moral effect upon a man is no evidence whatsoever in favor of its truth. - Author: Bertrand Russell

#13. The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages. - Author: Eugene Mirman

#14. I'm a spa person. Massages keep me relaxed, so I always try to make time for them when I tour. - Author: Stefon Harris

#15. Art is about energy positive and negative. All art has the power to heal because it helps us see who we are, and what we resist. - Author: Shirley Maclaine

#16. Exercise stimulates your circulation, massages your internal organs, stretches and strengthens your muscles, and energizes you. Exercise is also a great way to discharge tension, work through emotional blocks, release anger, and gain self-esteem. - Author: Ellen Bass

#17. Massages are my favorite. Sometimes just getting myself outside for a walk if I'm really busy can be an indulgence. I love taking naps. I love to stay up too late with close friends. I believe in everything in moderation. I take what I like and leave what I don't. - Author: Taylor Schilling

#18. To succeed at re-engineering, you have to be a missionary, a motivator, and a leg breaker. - Author: Michael Martin Hammer

#19. I could spend a whole day at a spa. I'd get a facial, a scalp rub, massages, then eat some grapes and be good to go. - Author: Dule Hill

#20. I have a massage when I want to relax. I love being pampered. I love island massages when you're outside in the fresh air. - Author: Angie Stone

#21. Discipline will only teach the techniques - a great teacher gives discipline, motivation and love - Author: Maury Massler

#22. The thing is, I've gotten massages to Enya. I like Enya. If you ate fantastic steaks to Celine Dion, you'd like Celine Dion. - Author: Adam McKay

#23. If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war. - Author: Carrie Snow

#24. I only unwind at facials and massages. - Author: Freema Agyeman

#25. My sister is a masseuse, so we trade - she gives me massages and I give her prepared meals. It's a great system I'd recommend: Cook or babysit for a friend in exchange for one of her skills. - Author: Giada De Laurentiis

#26. It was the first time in her life that she considered clothing as a method of camoflaging our scars, the traumas of our lives. - Author: Nickolas Butler

#27. What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages. - Author: Jon Stewart

#28. A businessman needs a laptop. Athletes need massages and the right diet. - Author: Lolo Jones

#29. Hard labor jobs are a poor strategy for acquiring money, but they do garner respect. Self-made millionaires know getting rich has little to do with intelligence and everything to do with focus and persistence. - Author: Steve Siebold

#30. I really love getting hot stone massages. They really help me relax and it's so soothing for your muscles. - Author: Leona Lewis

#31. Personally, I don't stretch, I don't get massages. Maybe massages would be useful, but I just don't have the time for it. - Author: Dean Karnazes

#32. I like getting massages regularly. So much so, that I built a massage room adjacent to my office. - Author: Stewart Rahr

#33. A meow massages the heart. - Author: Stuart McMillan

#34. I try to get massages on Saturday. That's my only day off. - Author: Brooke Elliott

#35. In my spare time, I paint, garden, hike and enjoy massages for my weary writer's back. - Author: Rolonda Watts

#36. I find getting my nails done the most tedious thing. I'm such a fidgety person; it's like torture. Everybody loves massages; I don't know what my problem is. I feel like I have to talk to the masseuses. - Author: Anna Kendrick

#37. Four score and seven days is too long between massages - Author: Abraham Lincoln

#38. I actually don't get massages very much. But Epsom salt baths are better than any massage. - Author: Emilia Clarke

#39. Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts; for if you let it pass, the desire may never return, and you may remain in ignorance. - Author: William Wirt

#40. We can't impose our will on a system. We can listen to what the system tells us, and discover how its properties and our values can work together to bring forth something much better than could ever be produced by our will alone. - Author: Donella H. Meadows

#41. Laughter is very infectious, and why it should be so is a most interesting neurological problem. But it also has other, more physiological, benefits. Apparently it boosts the immune system, reduces stress hormones, massages the heart and diaphragm and engenders a 'feel good' factor. - Author: Semir Zeki