Quotes About Making Love To Your Wife

#1. Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.

Groucho Marx

#2. I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

Rodney Dangerfield

#3. And now she stood outside the station with his flowers pressed happily to her breast, in all that red cardigan of hers, making the rest of the world look as if it was made in greyscale.

Fredrik Backman

#4. What kind of husband would I be if I bet against my own marriage?'
I smiled. 'The stupid kind. Didn't you listen to your dad when he told you not to bet against me?

Jamie McGuire

#5. What I quickly learned after my diagnosis is that the world of a cancer patient has many parts and a good deal of uncertainty.

Tom Brokaw

#6. I feel as cross as a dog," he muttered, clenching his fists. "I hate and despise myself! My God! like some depraved schoolboy, I am making love to another man's wife, writing idiotic letters,

Anton Chekhov

#7. One of the keys to success is to ask questions to people you fear getting answers from.

Robert J. Braathe

#8. Freedom is an illusion. It always comes at a price.

Jonathan Stroud

#9. I walked forward simply because there was no going back.

Emma Raveling

#10. For it is through the prophets that God adapts to our need whatever might seem to us remote and of no concern to us. Surely

John Calvin

#11. Man's worst ill is stubbornness of heart.

Sophocles

#12. The fear of making permanent commitments can change the mutual love of husband and wife into two loves of self-two loves existing side by side, until they end in separation.

Pope John Paul II

#13. The world distribution of French movies is a laughing matter. That is a fact.

Jean-Jacques Annaud

#14. I am making sure, as the governor of a territory, that our kids speak fluent English. But having said that, I will tell my wife I love her in Spanish, and I will pray in Spanish, and no one from Washington should come down here and tell us how to go about it.

Luis Fortuno

#15. A corresponding story was set to everyone of us, a story that we live as it would be true. My luck is that I remember my "past" life

Annarita Faggioni

#16. Well, how we going to sleep with that going on?" his wife demanded, not unreasonably. "Are they making love, or are they sore at each other, or are they just suffering down there?"

("I Wouldn't Be In Your Shoes")

William Irish

#17. I'd rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep.

Joe Biden

#18. I certainly have a pretty settled pattern at this point of what I do substantively in terms of reviewing briefs, record materials, cases, etc.

Patricia Millett

#19. Last week I told my wife, If you would learn to cook, I could fire the chef. She said, If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.

Rodney Dangerfield

#20. Everything lies dead in his memory, except for the tiger's wife, for whom, on certain nights, he goes calling, making that tight note that falls and falls. The sound is lonely, and low, and no one hears it anymore.

Tea Obreht

#21. My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!

Eddie Murphy

#22. I've done a really bad job with teaching daughter to put on makeup, but I have taught her how to put on lipstick.

Viola Davis

#23. I don't know about making a passionate love story, even if it's appealing for an audience to see a husband and wife make love on the screen.

Sandra Dee

#24. If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit

Clement Freud

#25. The loony tuners are at it again. The cost of doing business in Oakland is already about the highest in the state. Compared with other cities, adoption of the proposed

Randy Hamilton

#26. The voice of the Almighty speaks most profoundly in such things as lives in silence themselves.

Cormac McCarthy

#27. I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.

Rodney Dangerfield