Quotes About Losing Things Funny

#1. Funny how things work themselves out. Things happen that split up family and friends, then things happen that bring them back together. Everyone is in your life for a reason. My hope is for all the reasons to be good. Those who love you never lose touch, are always consistent, and unquestionable.

April Mae Monterrosa

#2. There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them,
and that's not training them and keeping them

Zig Ziglar

#3. Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it.

Confucius

#4. It's funny how, even long after you've accepted the grief of losing someone you love and truly have gotten on with your life, every once in a while something comes up that plays "gotcha," and for a moment or tow the car tissue seperates and the wound is raw again.

Mary Higgins Clark

#5. Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.

Criss Jami

#6. If You Lose Your Keys, At Least It's Better Than Losing Your Car.

Edward Harris

#7. I'm losing weight, you notice, Pop?

Arthur Miller

#8. If you wagered $5,000 on each of my winning NFL picks in 2012 and $500 ($550) on each of my losing picks, you'd be ahead $70,050. Wow.

Norman Chad

#9. A lot of times, it's easy to trim the movie 'cause you just start losing things that you thought would be there just for amusement's sake that actually are not funny. My favorite part of the process is seeing it with an audience. I do about eight previews to see how things are working.

Judd Apatow

#10. He asked what she was in for and complimented the find workmanship of her metal extremities, but she ignored him, making him briefly question if he'd been separated from the female population for so long that he could be losing his charm.
But that seemed unlikely.

Marissa Meyer

#11. Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning.

Criss Jami

#12. I think that the habit of gloomy poetry is very funny. It's like a special competition in losing.

Miroslav Holub

#13. Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking.

Gene Mauch

#14. It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

Zora Neale Hurston

#15. Reason is the first victim of strong emotion, Scytale murmured.

Frank Herbert

#16. I suppose anybody just losing it and sputtering curses is pretty funny. But I think it would be more of a challenge, much more of a challenge, to make a cursing dad funny.

Ian Frazier

#17. Even betting against myself, I could always find a way to lose.

Jonathan Tropper

#18. The goblins have been after me ever since I helped the Coven drive them out of Essex. (They were gobbling up drunk people in club bathrooms, and the Mage was worried about losing regional slang.) I think the goblin who successfully offs me gets to be king.

Rainbow Rowell

#19. Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?"
"Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth."
"Oh, you say that when you don't get a prize in your Lucky Charms.

MaryJanice Davidson

#20. Finding the funny is the key to never losing your edge

Marie Forleo

#21. Being equally convinced that aggression and rudeness are synonymous with having a "powerful personality."

Paulo Coelho

#22. Funny how you have to picture losing a thing before you think you might value it after all.

Anne Tyler

#23. It was like my uterus was tapping out a happy dance on the rest of my organs. God, I was dying the longest, most tortuous, and arousing death in the history of the world.

Cora Carmack

#24. I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to!

Tanya Masse

#25. The key to Christian success is adherence and obedience to him, his Word, and his purposes for life.

Jack Coleman

#26. Love with your whole heart, and never be sorry you did.--tdf

Tonya D. Floyd

#27. It gets worse. Josh tell her that he loves her. She says it back. He touches her. She touches him back. And then they're losing their virginity on the floor of her bedroom beside her pet rabbit, Isis.
A rabbit.
Josh literally lost his virginity in front of a metaphor for sex.

Stephanie Perkins

#28. Your perspective is vital to your happiness. Some, blind to the bountiful opportunities around them, live lives of sadness and despair with brief moments of joy. Be alive to the abundant potential that surrounds you so that you live a life of peace and happiness with periods of challenging growth.

Richard G. Scott

#29. I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him.

Jill Shalvis

#30. If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.

George Brett

#31. You gotta be willing to face, every fear! Climb, every mountain! Defy, every odd!

Eric Thomas

#32. Think you have nine lives, do you? I saved you once ... don't make me save you again.

Erin Hunter

#33. We losers don't fear death. For us it's the end of a lifelong losing spell.

Dakota Dawn

#34. Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would've done it sooner.

Helena Hunting

#35. Sore loser? You bet your fuckin' ass! What on earth is wrong with being a sore loser? It shows you cared about whatever the contest was in the first place. Fuck losing graciously-that's for chumps. And losers, by the way.

George Carlin

#36. All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought

Robert Breault