Quotes About Liposuction

#1. You have the look of someone who'll die under general anaesthetic while having liposuction.

Marian Keyes

#2. In our world of sleek flesh and collagen, Botox and liposuction, what we most fear is the dissolution of the body-mind, the death of the brain.

A.S. Byatt

#3. People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort of like natural liposuction. I'd carry on breast-feeding for the rest of my life if I could.

Helena Bonham Carter

#4. Glenn Beck is Rush redux - Limbaugh with liposuction, partying like it's still 1993.

Tina Brown

#5. Well, that sucked more ass than liposuction.

Darynda Jones

#6. Oh, I just love being a character actress. You have a lot of fun, and not only that, you save tons on cosmetic surgery because you never have to have liposuction.

Marcia Gay Harden

#7. I was leafing through a magazine where there was a before-and-after picture of a woman who went from a size 5 to a size 3 by liposuction. Was she serious? I've cooked bigger turkeys than her "before" picture.

Erma Bombeck

#8. I've had a face-lift. I've had my eyes done; liposuction; the nose job - well, that was a long time ago.

Gennifer Flowers

#9. Insecurity is a powerful enemy. It forces people to use make-up, plastic surgery, collagen injections and liposuction; to nip, tuck, throw up, push up, suck in and laser.

Carlos Wallace

#10. Acting's not about nose jobs and liposuction. It's about being truthful to what you're doing.

Phylicia Rashad

#11. While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic approach.

Chelsea Handler

#12. Liposuction isn't an option, because I don't have any fat under my skin. The solution? ReFirme, which is painless

Carnie Wilson

#13. Do not write me studied letters but ramble as you please.

Thomas Jefferson

#14. That's it. I've said all I've got to say on the world of James Bond.

Pierce Brosnan

#15. Religious freedom should work two ways: we should be free to practice the religion of our choice, but we must also be free from having someone else's religion practiced on us.

John Irving

#16. Don't ask me why I know what an Edwardian smoking jacket looks like: let's just say it has something to do with Doctor Who and leave it at that.

Ben Aaronovitch

#17. I try to read a Kindle Single a week, but I'm getting bad at that. I usually have a few books on the go.

Warren Ellis

#18. Truth is a hell of a big point with me. Now I exaggerate - always.

Diana Vreeland

#19. I wrote my first novel when my daughter was about six months old.

Gayle Forman

#20. Most sermons sound to me like commercials - but I can't make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product.

Mignon McLaughlin

#21. I write so others might contemplate things that are out of the ordinary. I write to make people feel - to cause laughter and tears and anger at injustice. I write so the world will imagine and wonder at crazy, incredible truths. I write to have a tiny bit of influence on a universal conscience.

Richelle E. Goodrich

#22. Come, and see the victories of the cross. Christ's wounds are thy healings, His agonies thy repose, His conflicts thy conquests, His groans thy songs, His pains thine ease, His shame thy glory, His death thy life, His sufferings thy salvation.

Matthew Henry

#23. And almost half of American oil consumption is for motor vehicles.

Tim Holden

#24. The lust of gold succeeds the rage of conquest; The lust of gold, unfeeling and remorseless! The last corruption of degenerate man.

Samuel Johnson

#25. Tis immortality, 'tis that alone, Amid life's pains, abasements, emptiness, The soul can comfort, elevate, and fill. That only, and that amply this performs.

Edward Young

#26. Gratitude helps you to grow and expand; gratitude brings JOY and laughter into your life and into the lives of all those around you.

Eileen Caddy

#27. It's important that the way you dress tells a story and reveals something about you and your philosophy.

Lykke Li