Top 100 Quotes About Lemons
#1. What is interesting is that elephants can accurately and reliably figure out who is friend and who is foe. Compare this to us humans, who still walk down dark alleys at night, fall for Ponzi schemes, and buy lemons from used-car salesmen.
Jodi Picoult
#2. It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health.
Maud Grieve
#3. You would do the same for me. He smiled a big toothy smile before he hopped off my car and walked away, leaving me wondering what was up with the guy in the girl jeans and why I couldn't get him off of my mind.
Magan Vernon
#6. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
Anonymous
#7. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!
Ron White
#8. If life gives you lemons, then make lemonade.
Toronto Star
#9. The lesson is, because there will be many lemons in life, to learn to make the proverbial lemonade - and be open and honest. That's the best way of doing damage control and positioning yourself for success.
Vivek Wadhwa
#10. Never throw away squeezed lemon, but keep them for the day by the sink. Then you can use them to remove fish, onion or garlic smells from your fingers. Or you can stick them on your elbows while you are reading a book, to soften and whiten your skin.
Jennifer Paterson
#11. When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you really want and never, ever settle for anything less. Don't exist. Live.
Teodora Kostova
#12. The scent of book leather and lemons enveloped him, and his head went light. Books and clean woman. Had God ever divined a more perfect perfume?
Kristen Callihan
#13. You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too?
Rachel Caine
#14. I always thought that what Rajima did with those cast-off peels was a metaphor for how she dealt with her arranged marriage. She transformed those peels, with palm sugar for sweetness and tamarind for tang, into something precious.
Padma Lakshmi
#15. When life gives you lemons, screw lemonade! Make orange juice!
Anonymous
#16. When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail.
Brandi Glanville
#18. One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
Abe Lemons
#20. When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.
Grace Helbig
#21. When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!
Suzanne Sweeney
#22. When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better.
Anthony Paull
#24. I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade ... and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White
#25. Quality of Life is simply varying perceptions of desires and outcomes, a grocer wants life to give him lemons. A C Quinn.
A.C. Quinn
#26. Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.
Abe Lemons
#27. I never was much of an oyster eater, nor can I relish them 'in naturalibus' as some do, but require a quantity of sauces, lemons, cayenne peppers, bread and butter, and so forth, to render them palatable.
William Makepeace Thackeray
#28. What was that saying? When life gives you lemons, go to a taco stand.
Mariana Zapata
#29. When life gives you lemons, forget the lemonade. Make a lemon chicken and a rich lemon cheesecake. Blame life for the extra pounds.
Susie Smith
#30. You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
Abe Lemons
#31. When I was laying there in his arms nothing else mattered. My parents, my lack of funds, everything just seemed to melt away as I was lost in his lips- Bentley Evans
Magan Vernon
#32. When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila!
Reg Dixon
#33. Adversity are the lemons nobody wanted, but without them we would still be in a cave pounding rocks
S.L. Northey
#34. Oh let the lemons lie there,
upended yellow boats, their empty inboards
so clean and white, let them always ferry
such distractions from ourselves.
Michael J. Rosen
#35. My juicer is not meant to squeeze lemons; it is meant to start conversations
Philippe Starck
#36. In life they're not going to serve you lemons, they're going to serve you lemonade; and I don't really like lemonade because I've got a really bad acid reflux.
Felicia Day
#37. He was a warm, long stretch of strength and tenderness smelling of sunshine, masculine heat and lemons.
Rhys Ford
#38. If life gives you lemons. Make orange juice!
Vince Smith
#39. I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
Abe Lemons
#40. Isn't that thing a little unsanitary for the workplace?" I pointed to his lip ring.
"I assure you that my lip ring is the last thing you should be worried about." He smiled as he leaned on the counter.
Magan Vernon
#41. When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line.
Gina Greenlee
#42. When life gives you lemons, make sure you know whose eyes you need to squeeze them in.
Colleen Hoover
#43. There's just something about you, Bess. You're sweeter than the aroma of the blueberry muffin I devoured with you, prettier than the sun setting over the ocean back home, and tangier than the lemons you squeeze into your water.
Rachel Blaufeld
#45. When life gives you lemons ... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day.
Keydia Marie
#46. When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.
Jon Foreman
#47. I want to make lemonade out of the lemons that were dealt to me.
Baron Hill
#48. You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.
Diane Lane
#49. I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
Abe Lemons
#50. If the dreamlike visions were stripped of all pretense of order and meaning, then they could safely ignore them. According to the rules: "If I do not remember it, it means, it was not worth remembering." In the jargon of the dreamers these dreams are called "lemons".
Andrzej Sapkowski
#51. My love of baking might have originated with my grandmother. She had a lemon tree growing in her backyard, and one of my favorite memories is of picking lemons together and then baking lemon bars.
Lisa Graff
#52. The consequence was, that the most sudden and visible good effects were perceived from the use of oranges and lemons; one of those who had taken them, being at the end of 6 days fit for duty.
James Lind
#53. See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons!
Priscilla Glenn
#54. Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade ...
King James Gadsden
#55. As Lillian walked into the orangery, she was suffused in the scent of... oranges. But lemons, bays, and myrtles also cast their fragrance extravagantly through the gently heated air.
Lisa Kleypas
#56. When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
Angie West
#57. I don't see the songs as uplifting, but rather as trying to make lemonade from lemons, or whatever. When I listen to them, I understand the context. I don't like to pepper songs with my own experiences, though.
Patrick Stump
#58. when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life.
Nathan Austin
#59. The green garden, moonlit pool, lemons, lovers, and fish are all dissolved in the opal sky, across which, as the horns are joined by trumpets and supported by clarions there rise white arches firmly planted on marble pillars ...
Virginia Woolf
#60. It's like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.
Kellyn Roth
#61. Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Steven Wright
#62. I love fresh citrus and always keep lemons, limes, and oranges on hand; they come in handy for spritzing up quickly grilled meats, seafoods, and vegetables, especially when followed up by a quick drizzle of extra virgin olive oil.
Emeril Lagasse
#63. If life gives you lemons, find the bastard responsible and pelt him/her with the lemons until they stop giving them to you...or eat 'em. Whichever you prefer.
Grea Alexander
#64. They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
Abe Lemons
#65. Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage.
Ricardo Flores Magon
#66. When life gives you lemons ... choke on them and die ... you stupid lemon eater.
Scott Adams
#67. Lemons clean everything. It's the greatest disinfectant.
Sandra Bullock
#68. If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...
Les Edgerton
#69. When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.
Nefertiti Faraj
#70. When life gives you lemons, say, "yeah I like lemons, what else ya got"?
Ann Brashares
#71. It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
Abe Lemons
#72. Some people say when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life gives you one seriously ticked off god gunning for your ass, you prepare for war and you hope for paradise.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#73. When the world hands you lemons ... send that back fam ... seriously where's the return address.
Me
#74. My favorite way to cook trout is whole, bone-in, on the grill. The fish are stuffed with sliced lemons and herb sprigs, brushed with oil, and cooked over fairly hot coals until the skin is crisp and the flesh is moist and flaky. Go ahead and gild the lily by adding a sauce.
Tom Douglas
#75. If life wanted to hand me lemons
I was not only going to make lemonade,
but I'd use the zest for cookies,
plant seeds for future fruit and turn the rind into compost to grow flowers, all the while giving thanks for lemons.
Bridgette Mongeon
#76. Pleased as punch. That's an odd-sounding turn of phrase, isn't it? How can a punch be pleased? It's punch. Rum and lemons and such. And if it's the other sort of punch they mean, a punch in the face- well that doesn't sound very pleasing at all, does it?
Gail Dayton
#77. When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE
A.R. Arias
#78. If Life Gives You Lemons, Make a Molotov Cocktail
Dean Cavanagh
#79. It's what I'll be singing in the morning. It won't be God Save the Ruddy King or All Things bleeding Bright and Beautiful. It'll be Orange and Lemons for Big Joe, for all of us.
Michael Morpurgo
#80. You always catch the wrong players.
Abe Lemons
#81. When life gives you lemons ... squirt them in someone's eyes
Me
#84. In all my work, I try to say - 'You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to make a dozen lemon meringue pies?'
Maya Angelou
#85. If life gives you lemons, drink the juice in order to mask the presence of performing-enhancing drugs.
Lance Armstrong
#86. When life gives you lemons, put your lipstick on!
Dana Page
#87. The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
#88. What's lemonade? Something you make out of lemons. And what's a crusade? Something you make out of crosses - a course of gratuitous violence motivated by an obsession with unanalyzed symbols.
Aldous Huxley
#90. When life gives you lemons, wing them right back at whoever gave 'em to you!
Grace
#91. (She) is the kind of person who thinks throwing lemons at enemies is better than making lemonade.
Lizzy Ford
#93. Bringing my two children up while writing was just a part of life. I'd much rather have had their interruptions than been stuck in a sterile office. This way, I had welcome distractions. I had to load the washing machine, I had to go out and buy lemons.
Deborah Moggach
#94. When life gives you lemons, add vodka.
Denise B.
#95. When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?
Henry Rollins
#97. Another way I like to barbecue king salmon is as a whole fish stuffed, literally to the gills, with sweet onions, sliced lemons, and summer sage.
Tom Douglas
#98. Moominpappa was busy on the verandah, making punch in a barrel. He put in almonds and raisins, lotus juice, ginger, sugar and nutmeg flowers, one or two lemons, and a couple of pints of strawberry liqueur to make it specially good.
Tove Jansson
#99. When life gives you lemons... chuck them at someone's head. You'll be surprised how good it feels.
Nicole Hofmann
#100. The old saying is that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I say f*** that. When life gives you lemons, make margaritas.
Kristin Neff
