Quotes About Lasik

#1. Not getting Lasik at this point is like being that girl in 2006 who didn't have a cell phone.

Mindy Kaling

#2. Every movie you're going to forget that it's 3D whether it's widescreen or whatever it is, you're going to forget everything if the movie is working. If the movie doesn't work or if the movie generically doesn't work then immediately you start to pick apart whatever has contributed to that.

Steven Spielberg

#3. Lasik surgery has evolved. Remarkably, it has merged with cataract surgery to give birth to a new procedure called Prelex.

Rajesh Khanna

#4. It is easier to manufacture seven facts than one emotion.

Mark Twain

#5. I have this firm belief that I am who I am for a reason. If I change something, I'm cheating myself of whatever it is I'm supposed to learn from my body. You know, I'm legally blind. I'm 20/750, since I was in fifth grade. I wear glasses and contacts. But I won't even get LASIK.

Carrie Ann Inaba

#6. NASA has spin-offs, and it's a huge and very impressive list, including accurate and affordable LASIK eye surgery.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#7. Jaime, dear, forgive me, but I don't think you are man enough to take care of my Cass. She's a special kind of difficult.

Mercy Celeste

#8. I'm in a house where if the washing machine shuts off, it sings a song. If iPad gets a message, it sings a song. I'm living in a real postmodern time - every single thing sings to you to tell you it's started, it's stopped, you've got a message, you didn't get a message ...

Abel Ferrara

#9. Estrogen is a powerful if vengeful hormone affecting a woman's fertility, moods, sleep patterns, appetite. Estrogen is the household heating oil of womanhood.

Marilyn Suzanne Miller

#10. We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

Ron White

#11. Such leadership occurs when one or more persons engage with others in such a way that leaders and followers raise one another to higher levels of motivation and morality.

James MacGregor Burns

#12. When you shut down vulnerability, you shut down opportunity

Brene Brown

#13. I wore glasses my whole life, but then I got Lasik eyeball surgery, and I fixed that.

Ryan Eggold

#14. It is not things in themselves which trouble us, but our opinions of things.

Epictetus

#15. A winner listens, a loser just waits until it is their turn to talk.

Laozi

#16. I was the class clown type of guy.

Bobb'e J. Thompson

#17. Fame is an interesting phenomenon.

Paulina Porizkova

#18. Blankets could be used to make perimeter walls, to keep out an invading army wielding pillows instead of swords.

Jarod Kintz

#19. In the culture people talk about trauma as an event that happened a long time ago. But what trauma is, is the imprints that event has left on your mind and in your sensations... the discomfort you feel and the agitation you feel and the rage and the helplessness you feel right now.

Bessel A. Van Der Kolk

#20. Greatness exists in all of us.

Will Smith

#21. Apparently their numerous tattoos gave them protection against the cold as they had no coats.

Kim Harrison

#22. Wouldn't you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?'
As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool programs to little ones, and mandatory LASIK surgery for NFL refs.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips