Top 100 Quotes About Larry

#1. I think I'll side with the pissheads on this one.

Larry Wall

#2. I still think we ought to just hire the town and take it with us. Then we'd have a good barkeep and someone to play the pianer.

Larry McMurtry

#3. I don't think you ever wanted to be happy anyway. It don't suit you, so you managed to avoid it.

Larry McMurtry

#4. Of course she teased the girls, but it was not the same as having a grown man to work on - she had often felt like pinching Bob for being so stolid. July was no better - in fact, he and Bob were cut from the same mold, a strong but unimaginative mold.

Larry McMurtry

#5. He gathers information that we can't see, and puts it together.

Larry McMurtry

#6. You might think you're a good liar, but you're not. I'm better at this than you are. Your professional lying days were limited to junkies and whores, but I routinely lie to Congress . . . Well, never mind. I suppose we're not that different after all.

Larry Correia

#7. From the commotion, Franks figured it had to be pretty impressive-looking, but then again, if they weren't easily impressed, they wouldn't be cultists to begin with. "Hurry!

Larry Correia

#8. Love was a delicious blend of warm and cold. There was comfort in making love. It solved no problems: but one could run away from problems.

Larry Niven

#9. I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.

Larry David

#10. 'I Want To Hold Your Hand' is a great classic by Paul McCartney and John Lennon, I sure love that song. I did like the classic version, a rock-oriented song, then someone heard me do it with the Grant Green approach - Grant Green and Larry Young did it, with a bossa nova beat on the funky side.

George Benson

#11. You know teenage boys, you own one-Mason Lerner

Natasha Larry

#12. The only thing I wouldn't like to do is to play roles as a musician. I'm not sure that I would be comfortable doing that, and I'm not sure I'd be very good at it. I think I would be better served, and would be a better partner, if I was in something outside of myself.

Larry Mullen Jr.

#13. Such is the life and death of a good cowboy.

Larry McMurtry

#14. The trouble with being quoted a lot is that it makes other people think you're quoting yourself when in fact you're merely repeating yourself.

Larry Wall

#15. Cliff shrugged. None of their ideas sounded

Larry Niven

#16. We know You love us. We love You, too. I mean, six, seven thousand years from now ... won't make no difference, will it? Everybody gonna be so mixed up by then that far in the future that they all gonna be the same color by then, ain't they?

Larry Brown

#17. I went to a military school, so I'm always talking like 'Yes, sir,' or 'No, ma'am.' I was doing that even before military school, so I've always had it, I guess.

Larry Fitzgerald

#18. The problem in Burma is the problem in Egypt, the problem you refer to in Yemen, and the problem in a lot of these countries in the world: that you can get stuck in the process of transition, in what's been called a competitive authoritarian ... a pseudo democratic regime.

Larry Diamond

#19. There's a thin line between interesting music and self-indulgence. We crossed it on the Passengers record.

Larry Mullen Jr.

#20. Most companies don't want their data co-mingled with other customers. Small companies will tolerate it.

Larry Ellison

#21. Novak, climb up that wall and see if you can get an angle on the big one." The military rifle in her hands wasn't particular impressive. "I don't know if it'll notice." "Try to shoot it in the soft bits.

Larry Correia

#22. A writer writes always! (Larry Donner, Throw Mama from the Train)

Trish Isabella Hopkins

#23. Snake has been everything to me. Look at where I was when I started with the company in 1988 and where I'm at now. I mean, he's shown me just about everything on and off the race track.

Larry Dixon

#24. Have you any idea how long a ten-inch cock is?

Larry Kramer

#25. True greatness is measured by how much freedom you give to others, not by how much you can coerce others to do what you want.

Larry Wall

#26. Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.

Larry David

#27. In challenging a kzin, a simple scream of rage is sufficient. You scream and you leap.

Larry Niven

#28. I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.

Larry David

#29. We remember those who make us feel welcome,

Larry Perkinson

#30. Jake Sullivan: FDR can go to hell. I'm a man. Not a type, not a number, and sure as hell not something that can be summed up as a logo to wear on my sleeve. A man. And I ain't registering nothing.

Larry Correia

#31. Because of the structure of the contemporary American party system, every president is polarizing.

Larry J. Sabato

#32. Apparently God makes us all different. Some of us are happy to respond to His individual touch on our lives by remaining individuals, and others of us are intimidated or frightened into trying to become like each other so that we have company, so that we don't feel so lonely.

Larry Norman

#33. We have created our own aesthetic!"
"You mean our own Ghetto.

Larry Kramer

#34. If I were 21 years old, I would go into biotechnology or genetic engineering.

Larry Ellison

#35. The point about L-O-V-E is that we hate the word. Because we vulgarize it. It should be taboo, forbidden from utterance for many years, till we've found a new and a better idea.

Larry Kramer

#36. I interviewed Ann Coulter when I was sitting in for Larry King a couple of times, and we have a rapport. I like to talk to her.

Joy Behar

#37. I wish I could anticipate some of the stories and lies that will be told. It's going to be great to get everyone together so we can tell all of the families, all of the wives and children, just how good we were because they never got to see us play.

Larry Conley

#38. Privacy is not explicitly spelled out in the Constitution as freedom of speech is in the First Amendment.

Larry Flynt

#39. The Web is a vast collection of completely uncontrolled heterogeneous documents.

Larry Page

#40. I wish HP nothing but the best. I think HP is an icon. Those of us who had their careers in the Valley think of Dave Packard and Bill Hewlett as role models. We would love to be half as good as they were.

Larry Ellison

#41. All my films have some kind of statement about something - but I have to coat it with entertainment to make it palatable. Otherwise it becomes a polemic, and people don't want to see it. If you're trying to get a message out to people, you've got to entertain them at the same time.

Larry Cohen

#42. It was a weakness, but he could not bear to disappoint women, even if it was ultimately for their own good.

Larry McMurtry

#43. I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

Larry Hagman

#44. Acting represents all that human beings experience, and if you want it to be 'nice,' you will never be a serious communicator of the human experience.

Larry Moss

#45. And if I had to spend 20 years in the band just to play that show, and have done that, I think it would have been worthwhile.

Larry Mullen Jr.

#46. Larry Grobel's interviews are informative and insightful without being pandering or intrusive. You get the sense at all times of both intelligence at work-the interviewee's and Grobel's-both inspired by the encounter.

David Duchovny

#47. The championship always goes to the team that wins the most rounds and is the most prepared. I think everybody on our team works hard towards keeping that goal. Time will tell if we're prepared or not.

Larry Dixon

#48. Let's face it, I'm not winning a fight with anybody - unless it's against someone like Larry David.

Benny Blanco

#49. Kids are our future, and we hope baseball has given them some idea of what it is to live together and how we can get along, whether you be black or white.

Larry Doby

#50. If I see Danny Hillis quoted as an expert on MPP one more time, I'm going to puke.

Larry Ellison

#51. Money is either the best or the worst area of communication in our marriages.

Larry Burkett

#52. I wanted to compete at the highest level again - and that's the NBA.

Larry Bird

#53. I'm not in the luxury-goods business. I sell unique objects. I wish I was in luxury goods because then I could just call the factory and say, 'I need 10,000 more of whatever.' But I can't - because then it's not art, it's something else.

Larry Gagosian

#54. The litmus test used to discern if a house church is healthy is simple: The believers in a healthy house church focus on loving Jesus, loving each other, reaching those who don't know Jesus and respecting the rest of the Body of Christ.

Larry Kreider

#55. Nothing shocks me anymore. I've embraced men in thongs, I've embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King saying 'fierce.'

Johnny Weir

#56. I think after a certain amount, I'm going to give almost everything I have to charity. What else can you do with it? You can't spend it, even if you try. I've been trying.

Larry Ellison

#57. People say that, but I think the NBA was bigger than Larry Bird and Magic Johnson.

Oscar Robertson

#58. Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all thirty feet tall.

Larry Wilde

#59. Larry broke my morose train of thought with his laughter. "Welcome to America," he said, "where even our zombie epidemic has an obesity epidemic.

Ian McClellan

#60. Act confident, even when you're not.

Larry Ellison

#61. My main skills are talking and cooking biscuits,' Augustus said. 'And getting drunk on the porch.

Larry McMurtry

#62. The advantage is I have my family with me all the time. When your daughter takes her first steps or says her first words and your son is going through potty training, I'm not missing any of those things.

Larry Dixon

#63. When you don't know what the answer is, you know *Who* the answer is.

Larry Burkett

#64. They would ask people to do
something that is wrong? I thought angels were ... " She stumbled, trying to
think of a word to describe her preconceived notion. "Angelic," Jaycie Lerner

Natasha Larry

#65. His feet were swollen to twice their size, besides being cut here and there. Yet they were the only feet he had, and after dozing for an hour in the sun, he got up and hobbled on.

Larry McMurtry

#66. Dreams don't come true. Plans come true!

Larry Winget

#67. If you did a thing hoping a person wouldn't find out, that person always did.

Larry McMurtry

#68. But as far as trusting the general run of men, there was no need, since she had no intention of ever expecting anything from one of them again.

Larry McMurtry

#69. Live through it," Call said. "That's all we can do.

Larry McMurtry

#70. For the first time, in Golconda, she had practiced Larry's choice of withdrawing if the people were not of quality. Of preferring solitude to the effort of pretending he was interested in them.

Anais Nin

#71. The hallmark of the artist is simplicity.

Larry Evans

#72. Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan.

Larry Winget

#73. My dad was a Marine. He was one of the Montford Point Marines. Those are the equivalent of the Tuskegee Airmen for Marines. He's a tough, tough guy.

Larry Elder

#74. Susan, you were a mighty fine woman when you were alive and all, but personally I'd rather be gang-raped by giant, rabid, syphilitic porcupines, than join your shithead, hippie-commune, undead family, you scrawny-ass, vampire skank whore.

Larry Correia

#75. No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.

Larry David

#76. Outside of Christ, my songs have no value

Larry Norman

#77. I spent seven months in Africa and came back saying there isn't anything you can say about black people that you couldn't say about, say, pink people except that they're black.

Larry Rivers

#78. And Larry Burlew was a slug. She'd join the Foreign Legion before she'd marry Larry Burlew.

Janet Evanovich

#79. Don't wear rollerskates to a tug-of-war.

Larry Wall

#80. I liked that Larry King didn't know who Minerva was.

Maria Shriver

#81. I don't really know much about TV and what people want to see. I'm not that well-informed about it.

Larry David

#82. Style, after all, is a kind of humor,
Something truly beneath contempt...

Larry Levis

#83. Anything beats an expensive stack of paper.

Larry Niven

#84. It's nice to be nice to the nice,

Larry Linville

#85. It is a cardinal sin to bore the reader.

Larry Niven

#86. You know, a huge drain on California's economy is the illegal immigrants. We need to close the borders.

Larry Flynt

#87. In times of crisis human beings don't have it in them to be rational.

Larry McMurtry

#88. I think being gay and gay people are the most wonderful things in the world. I wish all of us could have the power and pride to benefit from what is rightfully ours. Why isn't there an enormous building in Washington called the 'National Association of Lesbian and Gay Concerns' to lobby for us?

Larry Kramer

#89. Be the kind of person others admire, can count on, trust, and enjoy spending time with. After you have developed that reputation, people will start to ask you what you do and you will be amazed at how many people will want to work with you. You will attract others based on your character.

Larry Winget

#90. Larry David's armor is his dissatisfaction with the world down to the smallest detail, and up to the whole ghastly arrangement. He won't win, but he'll enjoy losing.

Tom Shales

#91. He was fairly drunk, and feeling melancholy about all the sinking he had done in the world. Throughout the rough years the Greek alphabet had leaked out of his mind a letter at a time - in fact, the candle of knowledge he had set out with had burned down to a sorry stub.

Larry McMurtry

#92. I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.

Larry Wall

#93. After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't or everyone.

Larry Brown

#94. I doubt God would want to touch America's tax code, since it is already located in the third rung of Hell.

Larry J. Sabato

#95. I love God and I follow Jesus but I just don't have much affinity for the organized folderol of the churches in the Western World.

Larry Norman

#96. They don't know it, but the wrath of the Lord is about to descend upon them.

Larry McMurtry

#97. It didn't do to ignore men. The majority of them were harmless, with nothing worse than a low capacity to irritate - they were worse than chiggers but not as bad as bedbugs, in her view.

Larry McMurtry

#98. Unforgiveness and offense act like a shackle that prevent a person from receiving to their full potential.

Larry Ollison

#99. If he didn't like the way she did things, he was free to do them different - but he never did them different. He just fussed at her.

Larry McMurtry

#100. According to the yoga tradition, each person is allotted a certain number of breaths, and after you exceed this number, your time on earth is finished. People who breathe hurriedly and shallowly use up their allotment of breaths quickly, but if you breathe slowly and consciously,

Larry Payne

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