Quotes About Kiwi Fruit

#1. What if our bodies were transparent, like a washing machine window? How wondrous to watch ourselves. Joggers would job even harder, blood pumping away. Lovers would love more. God damn! Look at that old semen go! Diets would improve-- kiwi fruit and strawberries, borscht with sour cream.

Lucia Berlin

#2. Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.

Erma Bombeck

#3. I used to know Jennifer Love Hewitt. We lived in the same apartment building when I was about ... jeez, I guess it was when I was doing 'Christmas Vacation', so I was about 13 or 14.

Johnny Galecki

#4. She is a writer, what the fuck do you expect from her other than passion, truth and goddam soul?

Nikki Rowe

#5. In Paris one could have the eyes of a cat (as he did) and tell people it was a trick of fashion.

Cassandra Clare

#6. I don't need the perfect one. I just need somebody to make me feel like the only one

Zayn Malik

#7. Come what may, I am bound to think that all things are ordered for the best; though when the good is a furlong off, and we with our beetle eyes can only see three inches, it takes some confidence in general principles to pull us through.

Arthur Conan Doyle

#8. You'd just be amazed what people will do. You really would. And not crazy people. Ostensibly normal people. When the right person touches the right button in someone, you can get them to do almost anything.

Annie Parisse

#9. It takes a great deal of strength to be an optimist.

Ruth Reichl

#10. When we find ourselves wondering about the meaning of conditions and events, its always useful to ask, who profits?

Richard Mitchell

#11. My wife Gwenaelle prepares an 'energy shot' for me for breakfast. It's a mix of linseed, cereal, and raisins, with fresh fruit like kiwi. She also adds yogurt for added texture and some pollen and honey for an energy booster.

Alain Ducasse

#12. It did make a flash of jealousy go through me, but his heart was mine, and I didn't doubt that. How could I, after he'd branded himself?

S.C. Stephens

#13. Giving is more than a responsibility-it is a privilege; more than an act of obedience-it is evidence of our faith.

William Arthur Ward

#14. He takes another bite of the hairy fruit and marvels how the bullet from his Winchester did to her head what his teeth did to her kiwi.

Laurence Beveridge

#15. Magic. I draw with silver and it turns red.

Anonymous

#16. They're either going to fire you or they're not. They can only fire you. That's all they can do. They can't take your thumbs.

Ron Livingston

#17. It's not my job to tell people what to think. If I can actually in some way help the readers' own creative thinking, then that's got to be to everybody's benefit.

Alan Moore

#18. Love is eternal. It has been the strongest motivation for human actions throughout history. Love is stronger than life. It reaches beyond the dark shadow of death.

Vera Caspary

#19. Each time you look at me the way you do, lay a shaky hand on my body, or your soft lips touch mine, you make me thank God for being a man.

Gail McHugh

#20. I wanted to bathe in plum juice, rediscover my body and adorn it in kiwi circles.

Aimee Bender