Old Kiwi Sayings

#1. I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on 'Laugh-In,' Flip Wilson.

Bernie Mac

#2. If a community values its children, it must cherish its mothers.

John Bowlby

#3. As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.

David Letterman

#4. How we can stay faithful to the people that have supported us from the beginning is a thought in my mind. I always want to keep that part of it alive.

Dave Matthews

#5. Some people have said that I haven't got the parts I should've got because of the way I look.

Jacqueline Bisset

#6. Being a rocket scientist isn't all that smart when you could work in finance.

A.D. Aliwat

#7. I felt like I was cheating myself of those communities and cheating the audience because I wasn't able to know them. That's what the bikes did, without me having to put any arbitrary philosophy on what it was supposed to be. It enabled human connection.

Ben Sollee

#8. What if our bodies were transparent, like a washing machine window? How wondrous to watch ourselves. Joggers would job even harder, blood pumping away. Lovers would love more. God damn! Look at that old semen go! Diets would improve-- kiwi fruit and strawberries, borscht with sour cream.

Lucia Berlin

#9. I mean Gorilla was really our first sort of goes at songwriting.

Neil Innes

#10. I had a nightmare that I slept without my nose tape on thank God it wasn't true!

Heidi Montag

#11. We Irish had the right word on the tip of our tongue, but the imperialist got at that. What should trip off it we trip over.

Brigid Brophy